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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a woman who posted explicit material inside Walmart Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1975 Work began on the Alaskan oil pipeline. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. --- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) It looks like you can have a dictatorship without efficiency too. I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. --- Robert Orben Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought. --- Sir William Osler
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I saw a vehicle with the license plate ALT F7. That is a WordPerfect command. The truck had to belong to a plumber. Who else would choose the command "Flush Right"?
Carl and a Dave are playing golf. They decide to play for $5 a hole. On the third hole, the Dave hits his ball into the rough. "Help me find my ball; you look over there," Dave says to Carl. After several minutes, neither has had any luck, and, anxious to win, Dave pulls out another ball and drops it on the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces. Carl looks at him, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks?!?" "Cheat?! I found my ball right here!" "And a liar, too!!!" Carl says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball since we got here."
My friend terry sent me this picture, that she took in January. Click on the picture for the large version Guess who that is!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Beverly Rolston, 45, Middletown, Ohio Woman Posted Explicit Material Inside Walmart Reported by the Smoking Gun MARCH 7--An Ohio woman was charged yesterday with disorderly conduct for going into a Walmart and distributing sexually explicit material accusing a store exployee of having an affair with her husband. Beverly Rolston, 45, arrived at the Walmart in late-November and headed to the electronics department, where a former friend, 45-year-old Amy Kreiner, worked, police reported. A store surveillance camera recorded Rolston “posting and distributing pictures of Ms. Kreiner with the words ‘Number One Dick Sucker’ and ‘Hide Your Husbands’ written on the pictures,” according to a Middletown Division of Police report. Investigators added that, “Also posted with the pictures is a photo of a female with exposed breasts performing oral sex on a man.” Rolston’s pictures, cops noted, “were posted in plain view of all the public, including children to see.” Rolston entered the Walmart around midnight, so it is unclear how many minors would have been in the electronics department at that hour. When police later confronted Rolston at her home, she confessed to distributing the images. “She advised she was upset with Ms. Kreiner for having a year long affair with her husband,” a cop noted. Rolston’s spouse Robert, 37, confirmed the affair during a conversation with the officer. Rolston was originally charged with pandering obscenities, a felony. However, after her case was bound over to a higher court, a grand jury recently declined to pursue charges. In response, prosecutors yesterday filed a reduced disorderly conduct charge against Rolston. Seen in the above mug shot, Rolston is scheduled for a March 21 arraignment in Middletown Municipal Court on the misdemeanor charge. Tech Support Pits From: Carol Re: Gmail not filling in addresses Dear Webby, Thanks for the Morning gladness. I have fun reading Dear Webby in the morning and often life to send one or two of the tidbits there to friends. Lately my gmail program does not pull up the email addresses when I want to add them to the draft. All that appears in the address line is the first letter of whatever name I want to add. It takes a re-start of the program to get back to normal. It functions for a few days and then it happens again. DO you have any ideas what this could be so I can resolve the issue? Thanks! Carol T Dear Carol That is a browser issue. Hit CTRL and ESC to get the Task Manager. In there hit the PROCESSES tab. You will probably see the browser right on top, with a ridiculously high number of KB Memory usage. Highlight it and click on END THIS TASK at the right bottom. That kills the browser instantly. Wait ten seconds and open the browser again. You will get a white screen saying "Awww, this is embarrassing,...." and lets you choose which of the many open tabs are redundant and lets you weed them out. Then at the bottom hit Restart. The browser will be running lean and fast after that and everything works. Doing it that way, you don't have to worry about losing any open tabs. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Sending Get Well Cards Keeping a Towel on Oven Door I had a towel on the oven rack that kept slipping out. Putting it back in was a pain, as the slot between the handle and the door wasn't very wide. So, I got a light bulb over my head! I simply tied a piece of ribbon around it with a knot then a bow. Now it stays in place and I can simply slip it out for washing! Hope this helps! By Sandi from Salem, OR Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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*How Government Works* Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said "someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $180,000 over budget, we must cut back overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman.
A lady's husband dies. She heads to the funeral home to make arrangements. She's emphatic that the arrangements must be done with elegance, and attention to detail. "For example," she tells the funeral director, "I want no wooden chairs. Only padded ones. All the comforts possible to be extended to the mourners. Have the air conditioning set to a perfect 72 degrees. The flowers should be beautiful, yet not overpowering in their scent." The funeral director takes it all down. The day of the funeral the widow is examining the viewing room. She notices that the funeral director has not yet turned on the air conditioner. She orders the director to turn it on so that when the viewing starts, the room will be a perfect temperature. As soon as the air conditioner is on, though, she notices her deceased husband's hairpiece is flapping in the breeze caused by the air conditioner. "This won't do!" She orders the director to take care of the problem. He assures her that he will take care of it, if she'll just wait in the outer office for ten minutes. She leaves and comes back after exactly 600 seconds. Sure enough, her husband's hair is all in place. A month later, the widow is reviewing the bill for the funeral and she notices there was no charge for the hair problem. She calls to inquire as to why. She's told that it was "on the house." "Nonsense," she retorts, "you expended time and materials and I will compensate you for it. Now, give me a price!" "Ok, madam", the funeral director wearily agrees. He holds the phone away and hollers across the room, "Hey, Charlie, how much did those nails cost to hold that toupee in place last month?"

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Today in 
1454 Amerigo Vespucci was born in Florence, Italy. Matthias 
 Ringmann, a German mapmaker, named the American continent 
 in his honor.
1617 The Treaty of Stolbovo ended the occupation of Northern 
 Russia by Swedish troops.
1734 The Russians took Danzig (Gdansk) in Poland.
1745 The first carillon was shipped from England to Boston, MA.
1793 Jean Pierre Blanchard made the first balloon flight in 
 North America. The event was witnessed by George Washington.
1796 Napoleon Bonaparte and Josephine de Beauharnais were 
 married. They were divorced in 1809.
1799 The U.S. Congress contracted with Simeon North, of 
 Berlin, CT, for 500 horse pistols at $6.50 each.
1812 Swedish Pomerania was seized by Napoleon.
1822 Charles M. Graham received the first patent for 
 artificial teeth.
1839 The French Academy of Science announced the 
 Daguerreotype photo process.
1858 Albert Potts was awarded a patent for the letter box.
1862 During the U.S. Civil War, the ironclads Monitor and 
 Virginia fought to a draw in a five-hour battle at 
 Hampton Roads, Virginia.
1897 A patent was issued to William Spinks and William 
 Hoskins for cue chalk.
1900 In Germany, women petition Reichstag for the right 
 to take university entrance exams.
1905 In Egypt, U.S. archeologist Davies discovered the 
 royal tombs of Tua and Yua.
1905 In Manchuria, Japanese troops surrounded 200,000 
 Russian troops that were retreating from Mudken.
1911 The funding for five new battleships was added 
 to the British military defense budget.
1916 Mexican raiders led by Pancho Villa attacked Columbus, 
 New Mexico. 17 people were killed by the 1,500 horsemen.
1932 Eamon De Valera was elected president of the Irish 
 Free State and pledged to abolish all loyalty to the 
 British Crown.
1936 The German press warned that all Jews who vote in the 
 upcoming elections would be arrested.
1945 During World War II, U.S. B-29 bombers launched 
 incendiary bomb attacks against Japan.
1956 British authorities arrested and deported Archbishop 
 Makarios from Cyprus. He was accused of supporting terrorists.
1957 Egyptian leader Nasser barred U.N. plans to share the 
 tolls for the use of the Suez Canal.
1959 Mattel introduced Barbie at the annual Toy Fair 
 in New York.
1964 Production began on the first Ford Mustang.
1965 The first U.S. combat troops arrived in South Vietnam.
1967 Svetlana Alliluyeva, Josef Stalin's daughter defected 
 to the United States.
1975 Work began on the Alaskan oil pipeline.
1975 Iraq launched an offensive against the rebel Kurds.
1977 About a dozen armed Hanafi Muslims invaded three 
 buildings in Washington, DC. They killed one person and 
 took more than 130 hostages. The siege ended two days later.
1983 The official Soviet news agency TASS says that U.S. 
 President Reagan is full of "bellicose lunatic 
 anti-communism." They gotTHAT right!
1986 U.S. Navy divers found the crew compartment of the 
 space shuttle Challenger along with the remains of the 
1987 Chrysler Corporation offered to buy American Motors 
1989 In Maylasia, 30 Asian nations conferred on the issue 
 of "boat people".
1989 In the U.S., a strike forced Eastern Airlines into 
1989 In the U.S., President George H.W. Bush urged for 
 a mandatory death penalty in drug-related killings.
1995 The Canadian Navy arrested a Spanish trawler for 
 illegally fishing off of Newfoundland.
2000 In Norway, the coalition government of Kjell Magne 
 Bondevik resigned as a result of an environmental dispute.
2014  smiled.

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