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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Jersey man who dumped in police car then ate own finger. Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1998 Rolls-Royce was purchased by BMW in a $570 million deal. Have FUN! DearWebby
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jargget Washington, 29, Jersey City, NJ Read more at http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/10/24/ ... Gjlk8sL.99 Jersey man who dumped in police car then ate own finger. Reported by Nikki From the Huff Post Jaggert Washington, pictured in a prior booking photo, allegedly swallowed his own finger after defecating in the back of a police cruiser. Authorities say they found Jargget Washington, 29, nude and belligerent at a Jersey City intersection around 8:00 p.m. on Sunday night. He allegedly "tried pulling a driver out of a car," but the driver managed to fight back, according to the New York Daily News. Police restrained Washington and transferred him to Jersey City Medical Center, where he became increasingly uncontrollable. Washington reportedly spat at officers and chewed on his own wrists, devouring his medical bracelet. Following the evaluation, Washington -- still dressed in a hospital gown -- reportedly defecated in the back seat of a police car as authorities transported him to the Hudson County Jail, the Jersey Journal reports. Once at the jail, Washington chewed off his own finger and swallowed it, according to CBS New York. Washington's questionable snack prompted authorities to return him to the Jersey City Medical Center for re-evaluation. Police suspect that Washington may have taken PCP. New Jersey records show that police arrested Washington twice between 2007 and 2009 on charges surrounding conspiracy to distribute drugs on school property. Washington is charged with carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance. Tech Support Pits From: Jim Re: Computer locks up on Facebook Dear Webby, just got on face book and am having troubles, it causes my computer to lock up and I get not responding notice. I am using XP and IE, I plan on getting a new computer later this year after the fiber-optic line and system is up and running here along the North Shore of Lake Superior in Two Harbors,MN. I was told I could change to Google Chrome and that could help, my question will it help and if I do change will I lose everything in my favorites file and can I switch that and other files over ?? Thanks for any help, read your letter every morning and have learned a lot from it. Jim Dear Jim It is probably just IE choking on some animation. Use CrapCleaner from my ToolBox at http://webby.com/tools. If that does not help use FixCleaner. I doubt that you would be happy with Chrome, but Firefox works very well. That is why more people use FireFox than all other browsers together. Don't be in any rush getting rid of your XP. You will NOT like Windows 8. Guaranteed! The switch from XP to W8 is too bog. XP was a "Get your work done and enjoy it" type OS, while W8 is apparently focused on being weird and forcing you to read instructions. You have to hunt down tips on forums. Forget about getting any work done in the first three months on W8. At least keep the good ol XP on the side. I have heard from a number of people that if you want to get some work done, switch to Linux, just like industry and commerce has done. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Inez Just after Christmas I received a rather general thank-you note from my sister for the present I had sent her. However, her next letter in mid-March explained that upon receiving my gift, a well taped box of chocolates, she had immediately put it in the freezer because she had already gained about six pounds that Christmas and wanted to avoid temptation. One day in March, having lost the excess weight and craving a chocolate, she went to the freezer, mouth watering in anticipation, opened the box, and discovered the frozen black sequined evening purse I had given her.

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Today in 
1533 Henry VIII divorced his first wife, Catherine of Aragon.
1814 The allied European nations against Napoleon marched 
into Paris.
1822 Florida became a U.S. territory.
1842 Dr. Crawford W. Long performed the first operation while 
 his patient was anesthetized by ether.
1855 About 5,000 "Border Ruffians" from western Missouri 
 invaded the territory of Kansas and forced the election of 
 a pro-slavery legislature. It was the first election in 
 Kansas.
1858 Hyman L. Lipman of Philadelphia patented the pencil.
1867 The U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million
1870 Texas was readmitted to the Union.
1903 Revolutionary activity in the Dominican Republic 
 brought U.S. troops to Santo Domingo to protect 
 American interests.
1905 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt was chosen to mediate 
 in the Russo-Japanese peace talks.
1909 The Queensboro bridge in New York opened linking 
 Manhattan and Queens. First double decker bridge.
1909 In Oklahoma, Seminole Indians revolted against 
 meager pay for government jobs.
1916 Pancho Villa killed 172 at the Guerrero garrison 
 in Mexico.
1936 Britain announced a naval construction program of 
 38 warships.
1940 The Japanese set up a puppet government called 
 Manchuko in Nanking, China.
1941 The German Afrika Korps under General Erwin Rommel 
 began its first offensive against British forces in Libya.
1944 The U.S. fleet attacked Palau, near the Philippines.
1945 The U.S.S.R. invaded Austria after World War II.
1946 The Allies seized 1,000 Nazis attempting to revive 
 the Nazi party in Frankfurt.
1950 The invention of the phototransistor was announced.
1972 The British government assumed direct rule over 
 Northern Ireland.
1972 The Eastertide Offensive began when North Vietnamese 
 troops crossed into the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) in the 
 northern portion of South Vietnam.
1975 As the North Vietnamese forces moved toward Saigon 
 South Vietnamese soldiers mob rescue jets in desperation.
1981 U.S. President Ronald Reagan was shot and wounded 
 in Washington, DC, by John W. Hinckley Jr. Two police 
 officers and Press Secretary James Brady were also wounded.
1987 Vincent Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" was bought for 
 $39.85 million.
1998 Rolls-Royce was purchased by BMW in a $570 million deal.
2002 An unmanned U.S. spy plane crashed at sea in the 
 Southern Philippines.
2002 Suspected Islamic militants set off several grenades 
 at a temple in Indian-controlled Kashmir. Four civilians, 
 four policemen and two attackers were killed and 20 
 people were injured.
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