Windows Logo key combos 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Illinois man jailed for ignoring child's broken leg to play Grand Theft Auto Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1910 Alaska's Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in North America was climbed. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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Thanks to Dave for this confession: The first prayer I ever learned was "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for this food". Unfortunately, I had also just learned the patty-cake poem. Picture it! A quiet Sunday dinner -- The family asks the youngest child to say grace. He is nervous -- but manages to pray: "God is great, God is good, roll him roll him, throw him in the pan". Oops!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Luis Matienzo, 19, Chicago, Illinois Illinois man jailed for ignoring child's broken leg to play Grand Theft Auto From the Weekly Vice Luis Matienzo, a 19-year-old Illinois man, was jailed Sunday after he allegedly played a video game for hours while his 2-year-old stepson cried out in pain from a broken leg. According to police, Matienzo was watching his 2-year-old stepson when the child suffered a broken right femur while playing inside a playpen at the home. Matienzo allegedly played the video game "Grand Theft Auto V" for two and a half hours "while knowing that the child was injured with a leg injury, later found to be a broken right leg," according to the arrest affidavit. Investigators say Matienzo later admitted to knowing that the child was injured, but left the boy in his play pen crying because he didn't want to stop playing the video game. He eventually stopped playing when it was time to pick up his wife. That's when the child was brought to a local hospital for medical care. Matienzo was booked into jail and charged with misdemeanor child endangerment. The report did not state how the kid's femur was broken. Tech Support Pits From: Yana Re: Windows Logo key Dear Webby, You told us about Logo + D, and I got that to work. What other logo key combos ar there? Are they any good? Yana Dear Yana There are quite a few more, but they seem to have been made when junior programmers were ordered to come up with some sort of equivalent of the Apple key on Mac keyboards, to give SOME excuse for that extra key. Manufacturers had refused to leave out a key for Windows keyboards, but were quite willing to print a Windows logo on it instead of an apple. Here are the few combos, that are worth remembering: Just the logo: Open the start menu Logo and PAUSE: System Properties Logo and D: Minimize all open windows Logo and D again: Restore windows Logo and M: Minimize open Windows Logo key + Shift + M: Restore windows Logo key and F: search for a file or folder There are more, but I doubt that you will even bother to try them out. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Sand And Vinegar For the Inside of Bottles I have used a couple of different methods for cleaning bottles or other hard to reach items. The first one is filling the object with straight, plain vinegar and letting it sit for a day or two. If this does not work then add a bit of sand to the vinegar and shake it really well, repeatedly. If this does not work, I have used denture cleaning tablets. I break one into small enough pieces to drop them into the object being cleaned. Then add warm water and let sit. If it does not get cleaned on the first try then I repeat the process. Both of these methods have worked successfully for me on many different items, such as narrow necked bottles, salt and pepper shakers, vases, etc. By Wylie from Mora, MN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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A neighbor who is always borrowing tools approaches the house next door one Saturday morning. "He won't get away with it this time," the homeowner tells wife. "Watch this," he says, as he opens the door to greet the neighbor. "Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power saw this morning?" the neighbor asks. "Gee, I'm awfully sorry," the man says, with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day." "In that case," says the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs. Mind if I borrow them?"
Consider the case of Frederick II, an 18th-century king of Prussia. Frederick fancied himself an enlightened monarch, and in some respects he was. On one occasion, he is supposed to have interested himself in the conditions of a Berlin prison. He was escorted through it so that he might speak to the prisoners. One after the other, the prisoners fell to their knees before him, bewailing their lot and, predictably, protesting their utter innocence of all charges that had been brought against them. Only one prisoner remained silent, and finally Frederick's curiosity was aroused. "You," he called. "You, there!" The prisoner looked up. "Yes, Your Majesty?" "Why are you here?" "Armed robbery, Your Majesty." "And are you guilty?" "Entirely guilty, Your Majesty. I richly deserve my punishment." At this Frederick rapped his cane sharply on the ground and said, "Warden, release this guilty wretch at once. I will not have him here in jail where by example he will corrupt all the splendid innocent people who occupy it."

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Today in 
1776 George Washington received an honorary Doctor of Laws 
 degree from Harvard College .
1829 James Carrington patented the coffee mill.
1860 The first Pony Express riders left St. Joseph, MO and 
 Sacramento, CA. The trip across country took about 10 days. 
 The Pony Express only lasted about a year and a half.
1882 The American outlaw Jesse James was shot in the back 
 and killed by Robert Ford for a $5,000 reward. There was 
 later controversy over whether it was actually Jesse James 
 that had been killed.
1910 Alaska's Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in 
 North America was climbed.
1936 Richard Bruno Hauptmann was executed for the kidnapping 
 and death of the son of Charles and Anne Lindbergh.
1942 The Japanese began their all-out assault on the U.S. 
 and Filipino troops at Bataan.
1948 U.S. President Harry Truman signed the Marshall Plan 
 to revive war-torn Europe. It was $5 billion in aid for 
 16 countries.
1967 The U.S. State Department said that Hanoi might be 
 brainwashing American prisoners.
1985 The U.S. charged that Israel violated the Geneva 
 Convention by deporting Shiite prisoners.
1986 The U.S. national debt hit $2 trillion.
1996 Unabomber suspect Theodore Kaczynski was arrested.
 He pled guilty in January 1998 to five Unabomber 
 attacks in exchange for a life sentence without 
 chance for parole.
2010 The Wi-Fi version of the Apple iPad went on sale. 
2014  smiled.

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