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the marblemouthed mumbler, who phoned me. I had to ask to 
speak to somebody else. 

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Today's International Bonehead Award AND a Darwin Award goes to a NC woman who texted while driving Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2011 An announcement was made that U.S. soldiers had killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to NOT a recent picture. A glamor shot from a many years ago. Courtney Ann Sanford, Texting to death Courtney Ann Sanford was a 32-year-old woman from Clemmons, N.C. was frantically posting selfies and happy comments on Facebook while she was driving her car. Seconds after her last post, Courtney's car crossed the median and hit an oncoming truck on Business Route 85 in High Point, N.C.on Thursday. Her vehicle ran off the road and burst into flames. She was pronounced dead at the scene. The truck hit a tree, but the driver wasn't injured. Police said Courtney Ann Sanford had her seat belt on, but that it wasn't properly buckled. High Point Police Lt. Chris Weisner said investigators have ruled out drugs, alcohol, and speed as being involved in the fatal accident. Sanford posted her Facebook message at 8:33 a.m., just before she rammed the oncoming truck. “As sad as it is, it is a grim reminder for everyone… you just have to pay attention while you are in the car,” Weisner. Luckily she rammed a sturdy truck, and not YOU or a soft SUV full with a mom and kids. Suicide? Or just a boneheaded Kamikaze klutz? Tech Support Pits From: Alex Re: Forged address Dear Webby I get all kinds of mail that has my address forged into the sender address. Since I DO send mail to myself as a fast way to record and file notes, I can't block my own address and spam gets through the same way. How do I filter forged addresses? Alex Dear Alex You will notice that spammers usually use some name other than yours, just your address. Put your name into the sender name field in your email program. All email programs have a way of doing that, even OE. Then make a filter that IF the Sender address contains AND the sender address does NOT contain "Alex P" then dump the mail automatically, don't even list it. If your address has been assigned and contains your entire first and lat name, then make the sender name slightly different, for example by adding a middle initial. If the incoming mail does not have the initial, it gets dumped. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today in 
0408 Theodosius II succeeded to the throne of Constantinople.
1308 King Albert was murdered by his nephew John, because 
 he refused his share of the Habsburg lands.
1486 Christopher Columbus convinced Queen Isabella to fund 
 an expedition to the West Indies.
1707 England, Wales and Scotland were united to form 
 Great Britain.
1805 The state of Virginia passed a law requiring all freed 
 slaves to leave the state, or risk either imprisonment 
 or deportation.
1867 Reconstruction in the South began with black voter 
1877 U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes withdrew all 
 Federal troops from the South, ending Reconstruction.
1884 The construction of the first American 10-story 
 building began in Chicago, IL.
1898 The U.S. Navy under Dewey defeated the Spanish fleet 
 at Manila Bay in the Philippines.
1905 In New York, radium was tested as a cure for cancer.
1915 A German submarine sank the U.S. ship Gulflight.
1927 Adolf Hitler held his first Nazi meeting in Berlin.
1931 The Empire State Building in New York was dedicated 
 and opened. It was 102 stories tall and was the tallest 
 building in the world at the time.
1934 The Philippine legislature accepted a U.S. proposal 
 for independence.
1937 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt signed an act of 
 neutrality, keeping the United States out of World War II.
1944 The Messerschmitt Me 262, the first combat jet, 
 made its first flight.
1945 Martin Bormann, private secretary to Adolf Hitler, 
 escaped from the Fuehrerbunker as the Red Army 
 advanced on Berlin.
1948 The People's Democratic Republic of Korea 
 (North Korea) was proclaimed.
1958 James Van Allen reported that two radiation 
 belts encircled Earth.
1960 Francis Gary Powers' U-2 spy plane was shot down 
 over the Soviet Union. Powers was taken prisoner.
1961 Fidel Castro announced there would be no more 
 elections in Cuba.
1968 In the second day of battle, U.S. Marines, with 
 the support of naval fire, continue their attack 
 on a North Vietnamese Division at Dai Do.
1970 Students at Kent State University riot in 
 downtown Kent, OH, in protest of the American 
 invasion of Cambodia.
1981 The Japanese government announced that it would 
 limit passenger car exports to the United States over 
 the next three years.
1986 The Tass News Agency reported the Chernobyl nuclear 
 power plant accident.
1986 Bill Elliott set a stock car speed record with his 
 Ford Thunderbird in Talladega, AL. at 212.229 mph.
1992 On the third day of the Los Angeles riots resulting 
 from the Rodney King beating trial. King appeared in 
 public to appeal for calm, he asked, "Can we all get along?"
1998 Arrow Air was fined $5 million for using spare parts that 
 lacked federal approval in the U.S.
1999 On Mount Everest, a group of U.S. mountain climbers 
 discovered the body of George Mallory. Mallory had died 
 in June of 1924 while trying to become the first person 
 to reach the summit of Everest. At the time of the discovery 
 it was unclear whether or not Mallory had actually reached 
 the summit.
2011 An announcement was made that U.S. soldiers had killed Osama 
bin Laden in Pakistan. 
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