How to get rid of Tuvaru 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Masked Kentucky Burglar Sinks Self With Pre-Crime Selfie Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1997 Garry Kasparov, world chess champion, lost his first ever multi-game match. He lost to IBM's chess computer Deep Blue. It was the first time a computer had beaten a world-champion player.
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The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock, whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them. "Can't you see, Ben," intoned the parson, "that not one good thing comes out of this drinking?" "Well, I sort of disagree there," replied the backslider. "It makes me miss the folks I shoot at."
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty. "Hello," said the Father, "And hows Mrs. O'Donovan, didn't I marry you two years ago?" "You did that, Father." "And are there any little ones yet?" "No, not yet, Father." "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you." "Thank you, Father." And away she went. A few years later they met again. "Well now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?" "Oh, very well," said she. "And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?" "Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles--ten in all." "Now isn't that wonderful," he said, "And how is your lovely husband?" "Oh," she said, "he's over in Rome to blow up that bloody candle candle of yours!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kevin Lawson, 28, Corbin, Kentucky Masked Kentucky Burglar Sinks Self With Pre-Crime Selfie Before setting out early yesterday to rob a Kentucky market, the 28-year-old took a moment to snap a selfie that shows him posing in his white burglar’s mask, police report. According to investigators, Lawson broke into the Copes Market in Corbin, a city 85 miles south of Lexington, between 2 and 6 AM Thursday. He allegedly stole rifles, handguns, knives, cigarettes, chewing tobacco, and food items. A surveillance camera recorded the burglar departing the market with a duffel bag loaded with rifles. A subsequent investigation by the Knox County Sheriff’s Office resulted in the arrest last night of Lawson on burglary and criminal mischief charges. Deputies noted that they recovered “99 percent” of the stolen items Lawson allowed deputies to examine his cell phone, a review that, deputies reported, yielded “a (Selfie) picture that he had taken of himself wearing the mask prior to the burglary.” Lawson, who is being held in the Knox County jail on the two criminal counts, is scheduled to be arraigned Monday. A court citation alleges that, in addition to stealing merchandise from Copes Market, Lawson damaged the business’s front door, cash register, and a computer. Tech Support Pits From: Roland Re: How do I get rid of Tuvaro? Dear Webby I have a web search site called Tuvaro come my computer and unable to get rid of it. Not listed on my program file. Have a idea as how to get rid of this? Roland Dear Roland 1. Go to the Start Menu and select Control Panel 2. Under Programs or Programs and Features click on Uninstall a program 3. Select the Tuvaro Toolbar, then select Uninstall/Change and then, when prompted, click Yes or Uninstall 4. Your browser settings also might have changed. 5. Remove the Tuvaro Firefox add-on by clicking the Firefox tab and selecting "Add-Ons", which will bring up your extensions manager. Find the Tuvaro add-on and click "Remove". To change your address bar search: 1. Type about:config in the address bar and click "Enter". 2. This brings up a warning. Click on "I'll be careful, I promise!" 3. Type "keyword" in the Search: section and hit enter. 4. Double-click on the Preference Name keyword.URL. 5. This will bring up a pop-up. Enter the value of the search engine you would like to use. For Google, enter this exact text in the text field: 6. Click OK and close and re-open your browser. This should fix your address bar search. That should get rid of Tuvaru. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today in 
0330 Constantinople, previously Byzantium, was founded.
1573 Henry of Anjou became the first elected king of Poland.
1647 Peter Stuyvesant arrived in New Amsterdam to become governor.
1689 French and English naval battle takes place at Bantry Bay.
1792 The Columbia River was discovered by Captain Robert Gray.
1812 British prime Minster Spencer Perceval was shot by a 
 bankrupt banker in the lobby of the House of Commons.
1857 Indian mutineers seized Delhi from the British.
1889 Major Joseph Washington Wham takes charge of $28,000 in gold 
 and silver to pay troops at various points in the Arizona Territory. 
 The money was stolen in a train robbery.
1910 Glacier National Park in Montana was established.
1934 A severe two-day dust storm stripped the topsoil from the 
 great plains of the U.S. and created a "Dust Bowl." The storm 
 was one of many.
1944 A major offensive was launched by the allied forces in 
 central Italy.
1947 The creation of the tubeless tire was announced by the 
 B.F. Goodrich Company.
1949 Siam changed its name to Thailand.
1960 Israeli soldiers captured Adolf Eichmann in Buenos Aires.
1967 The siege of Khe Sanh ended.
1985 More than 50 people died when a flash fire swept a soccer 
 stadium in Bradford, England.
1995 The Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty was extended indefinitely. 
 The treaty limited the spread of nuclear material for 
 military purposes.
1996 An Atlanta-bound ValuJet DC-9 caught fire shortly after 
 takeoff from Miami and crashed into the Florida Everglades. 
 All 110 people on board were killed.
1997 Garry Kasparov, world chess champion, lost his first ever 
 multi-game match. He lost to IBM's chess computer Deep Blue. 
 It was the first time a computer had beaten a world-champion 
1998 India conducted its first underground nuclear tests, 
 three of them, in 24 years. The tests were in violation of a 
 global ban on nuclear testing.
2001 U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft announced his decision 
 to approve a 30-day delay of the execution of convicted Oklahoma 
 City bomber Timothy McVeigh. McVeigh had been scheduled to be 
 executed on May 16, 2001. The delay was because the Federal 
 Bureau of Investigation (FBI) had failed to disclose thousands 
 of documents to McVeigh's defense team. (Oklahoma) 
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