Dump FireFox 29, revert to FF28 

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Today is Tuesday, May 13.

Today, after about half a dozen years of steady work,
my good old mouse died. Luckily I still had an old mouse,
that still had basic functionality. It is amazing how one
gets used to the extra buttons, and how much slower work
progresses without them.

Have FUN!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a principal in New York, who was fooling around too much in school. Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1865 The last land engagement of the American Civil War was fought at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in far south Texas, more than a month after Gen. Lee's surrender at Appomattox, VA.
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.
Ole and Sven bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price ($1) they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started with. "See!" said Ole. "I told you ve shoulda got a bigger truck."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Annie Schmutz Seifullah, 35, Long Island City School Principal Accused Of Sex With Employees, Parent On Campus A New York principal could face misconduct charges following allegations that she had sex with co-workers and a student's parent on campus while school was in session. Annie Schmutz Seifullah, 35, was removed from the Robert Wagner Secondary School of Arts and Technology in Long Island City on May 1 after her jilted ex-boyfriend, a single father, went to police with shocking allegations, and images to back them up, the New York Post reports. The man told cops that Seifullah had cheated on him with a NYPD security officer who worked at the school, and with a visiting assistant principal -- both times at the school. In audio and video recordings provided by her accuser, a woman identified as Seifullah admits to the acts. The New York Post reports: “I don’t know what I was thinking. I don’t know why I thought it was OK,” she tells the furious dad in the taped conversation, after he accuses her of cheating on him. “You gave him [expletive deleted] while my child was in the building,” he roars at one point. The man went to police after his relationship with Seifullah unravelled. According to the New York Post, he gave investigators three laptop computers owned by the Department of Education that contained photos and video of the woman in racy lingerie and in various sex acts, including a threesome. In one photo obtained by the Post, Seifullah appears posing in lingerie. Police said they removed computers and other electronics from the woman's office and home. NYC teachers and administrators aren't banned from dating each other, but favoritism or mistreatment could lead to a citation. Having sex in school or putting sexual images on school computers can lead to misconduct charges. WPIX reports than an investigation by the Department of Education is underway. "We are appalled by these disturbing allegations and acted swiftly to remove the principal while the matter is under investigation," a Department of Education spokesman said, according to Gothamist. "This type of alleged behavior is completely unacceptable for any DOE employee." Tech Support Pits From: Alda Re: The new version of Firefox stinks! Dear Webby The new version of Firefox stinks! How do I go back to #28 ? Alda Dear Alda Try FF 28.0b0 By the way, you are not the only one, who is not impressed with version 29. There is already an ADD-ON available to make the User Interface look like the one before version 29, but it is a struggle, and it does not speed up the browser. Hopefully with version 30 or 31 they listen to what the users want, instead of the thilly wienies, who just want changes for the sake of change. Don't be shy about telling them! The Feedback page is at Feedback Have FUN! DearWebby
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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service". "The act of doing things for other people." Then I heard the terms such as "Internal Revenue Service," "Postal Service," "Civil Service," "Service Stations." And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant. One day, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull "service" a few of his cows. It all came into perspective.
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. "Walmart!" The rabbi exclaimed, "Why Walmart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

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Today in 
1607 Jamestown, Virginia, was settled as a colony of England.
1648 Margaret Jones of Plymouth was found guilty of 
 witchcraft and was sentenced to be hanged by the neck.
1779 The War of Bavarian Succession ended.
1787 Captain Arthur Phillip left Britain for Australia. He 
 successfully landed eleven ships full of convicts on 
 January 18, 1788, at Botany Bay. The group moved north 
 eight days later and settled at Port Jackson.
1821 The first practical printing press was patented in 
 the U.S. by Samuel Rust.
1846 The U.S. declared that war already existed with Mexico.
1861 Britain declared its neutrality in the American 
 Civil War.
1865 The last land engagement of the American Civil War was 
 fought at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in far south Texas, 
 more than a month after Gen. Lee's surrender at 
 Appomattox, VA.
1867 Confederate President Jefferson Davis became a free 
 man after spending two years in prison for his role in the 
 American Civil War.
1873 Ludwig M. Wolf patented the sewing machine lamp holder.
1880 Thomas Edison tested his experimental electric railway 
 in Menlo Park.
1888 Slavery was abolished in Brazil.
1912 Royal Flying Corps was established in England.
1913 Igor Sikorsky flew the first four engine aircraft.
1917 Three peasant children near Fatima, Portugal, 
 reported seeing a vision of the Virgin Mary.
1927 "Black Friday" occurred in Germany.
1949 The first gas turbine to pump natural gas was 
 installed in Wilmar, AR.
1954 U.S. President Eisenhower signed into law the 
 St. Lawrence Seaway Development Act.
1958 French troops took control of Algiers.
1958 U.S. Vice President Nixon's limousine was battered by 
 rocks thrown by anti-U.S. demonstrators in Caracas, Venezuela.
1968 Peace talks between the U.S. and North Vietnam began 
 in Paris.
1975 Hailstones the size of tennis balls hit Wenerville, TN.
1981 Pope John Paul II was shot and seriously wounded in 
 St. Peter's Square by Turkish assailant Mehmet Ali Agca.
1985 A confrontation between Philadelphia authorities and 
 the radical group MOVE ended as police dropped an explosive 
 onto the group's headquarters. 11 people died in the fire 
 that resulted.
1996 In Bangladesh 600 people were killed by a tornado.
1998 India did a second round of nuclear tests. The first 
 round had been done 2 days earlier. Within hours the U.S. 
 and Japan imposed tough economic sanctions. India claimed 
 that the tests were necessary to maintain India's 
 national security.
1999 In Moscow, the impeachment of Russian President Boris 
 Yeltsin began. 
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