Is 123 card mail legit? 




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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a 19 year old of Snohomish, Washington, who claimed that he caused the 3 car crash in the tunnel because he fainted from holding his breath for 10 seconds. Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1965 Edward White became the first American astronaut to do a "space walk" when he left the Gemini 4 capsule.
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Reported by Moe An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Daniel J. Calhon, 19, of Snohomish, Washington Bozo caused 3 car accident in tunnel and claims he fainted from holding his breath A 19-year-old man told investigators he caused a three-car crash when he fainted while holding his breath as he drove through a tunnel northwest of Portland, Oregon State Police said. Daniel J. Calhon, of Snohomish, Washington, instead of admitting to what he did, told investigators he fainted Sunday afternoon while holding his breath in the Highway 26 tunnel near the community of Manning, according to a news release. His car, a 1990 Toyota Camry, drifted across the centerline and crashed head-on with a Ford Explorer. Both vehicles struck the tunnel walls before a pickup hit the Camry. Calhon and his passenger, 19-year-old Bradley Meyring, of Edmonds, Washington, suffered non-life-threatening injuries, as did the two people in the Explorer: Thomas Hatch Jr., 67, and Candace Hatch, 61, from Astoria. All four were taken to hospitals. The two people in the pickup were not hurt. Calhon was cited for reckless driving, three counts of reckless endangerment and fourth-degree assault in Washington County Circuit Court. The tunnel, called the Dennis L. Edwards Tunnel, was completed in 1940 and carries the highway through the Northern Oregon Coast Range mountains. It’s 772 feet long, meaning that a car traveling at the posted speed limit of 55 mph would get through it in about 10 seconds. State Police Lt. Gregg Hastings said Monday he’s not sure why Calhon was holding his breath. “It is odd,” he said. It is doubtful that anybody believes him that he can cause himself to faint by holding his breath for 10 seconds, but there is apparently no proof, that he was texting or taking pictures. Tech Support Pits From: Nina Re: is 123 ecard legit? Dear Webby, I got this in my email. Is it legit? ---------- Subject: Unread e-card From: ecard@123greetings.com Easily go to http://goo.gl/Gf6IsH so you may accept the greeting e-card ----------- Nina Dear Nina NO! Delete that, and delete it out of the trash. If you click on that, you give control of your computer to some hacker. If there is an attachment with that email, DON'T click on it. Hunt it down by hovering over the attachment and seeing it's location on your machine. Search for it and delete it, and then delete it out of the trash, to make sure nobody clicks on it out of curiosity. Some dimwit recommended disconnecting your modem and then trying those attachments. He probably got a candy-bar from a hacker to write that totally idiotic recommendation. Those trojans don't require the machine to be online. They just take control of your machine, and lurk in the dark. Then some day, when the machine is online and not busy, for example, when a screen saver is running, THEN the hackers will use your machine to send spam or participate in attacking some site. After that, they start using your machine more and more, without your knowledge or permission. All you will notice is a general slowdown. Be VERY careful with that kind of stuff! There IS a legitimate 123 card site, but they don't send you to a weird address like that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today in 
1098 Christian Crusaders of the First Crusade seized 
 Antioch, Turkey.
1539 Hernando De Soto claimed Florida for Spain.
1621 The Dutch West India Company received a charter for 
 New Netherlands (now known as New York).
1784 The U.S. Congress formally created the United States Army 
 to replace the disbanded Continental Army. On June 14, 1775, the 
 Second Continental Congress had created the Continental Army for 
 purposes of common defense and this event is considered to be the 
 birth of the United States Army.
1800 John Adams moved to Washington, DC. He was the first President 
 to live in what later became the capital of the United States.
1805 A peace treaty between the U.S. and Tripoli was completed in 
 the captain's cabin on board the USS Constitution.
1851 The New York Knickerbockers became the first baseball team 
 to wear uniforms.
1856 Cullen Whipple patented the screw machine.
1918 The Finnish Parliament ratified its treaty with Germany.
1923 In Italy, Benito Mussolini granted women the right to vote.
1937 The Duke of Windsor, who had abdicated the British throne, 
 married Wallis Warfield Simpson.
1938 The German Reich voted to confiscate so-called "degenerate art."
1952 A rebellion by North Korean prisoners in the Koje prison camp 
 in South Korea was put down by American troops.
1965 Edward White became the first American astronaut to do a 
 "space walk" when he left the Gemini 4 capsule.
1970 Har Gobind Khorana and colleagues announced the first 
 synthesis of a gene from chemical components.
1989 Chinese army troops positioned themselves to began a 
sweep of Beijing to crush student-led pro-democracy 
 demonstrations in Tiananmen Square.
1999 Slobodan Milosevic's government accepted an international 
 peace plan concerning Kosovo. NATO announced that airstrikes 
 would continue until 40,000 Serb forces were withdrawn 
 from Kosovo.
2003 Toys "R" Us, Inc. announced that it had signed a multi-year 
agreement with Albertson to become the exclusive toy provider 
for all of all of Albertson's food and drug stores.
2014  smiled.


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