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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Drunk driver had three jell-o shots stuffed in her pockets Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1998 Honda agreed to pay $17.1 million for disconnecting anti-pollution devices in 1.6 million cars.
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David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?" "Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously. Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
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I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.
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>From Ed FOR SEVERAL YEARS my husband and I have made a conscientious effort to get our family to eat more healthful foods at meals and for snacks. The children often express their discontent with this. One afternoon I returned from grocery shopping and our 17-year-old son started to unpack the bags. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed, pulled out paper towels in a new earth-tone shade. "Whole-wheat towels!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Cathy Sanchez, 28, Clydon, Texas Drunk driver had three jell-o shots stuffed in her pockets A Minnesota woman arrested early Saturday for drunk driving had several “alcohol Jello-shots” stuffed in her pockets when searched by police, according to a court filing. Cathy Sanchez, 28, was driving on Highway 10 around 2 AM when a cop spotted her vehicle speeding and swerving across the road. Upon pulling over Sanchez’s Buick LeSabre, a Glyndon Police Department officer detected signs that she was impaired (slurred speech, bloodshot and watery eyes, and an aroma of booze). Pictured above, Sanchez failed a series of sobriety tests and registered a .136 blood alcohol content during a Breathalyzer test. “In a search incident to her arrest,” an investigator noted in a probable cause statement, an officer “located three alcohol Jello-shots in the female’s pockets.” For her part, Sanchez--who initially gave cops a fake name-- told officers that she had previously been busted five times for drunk driving. A subsequent police check revealed three DWI convictions and a concealed weapons conviction. Her license had also been cancelled as “inimical to public safety.” Sanchez was charged in a four-count criminal complaint that includes a pair of felony charges that each carry a maximum of seven years in prison. She is currently locked up in the Clay County jail, where bond was set at $20,000. She's really going to be considered "inimical" now! Tech Support Pits From: Adela Re: Can you return to older versions of Gmail? Dear Webby Is there a way to return to older versions of Gmail from the days, before the North Koreans took it over? Adela Dear Adela Unfortunately that is impossible. The North Korean dicks, ahem, I mean dicktaters, do the censorship at their end. You are just a visitor, and have no voice. The search for a usable alternative to Gmail continues. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Half Recommended Detergent Laundry detergent may help remove stains and scent your clothes, but it's not the main reason they get clean. Most of the cleaning is done by your washer's agitator and by the clothes rubbing against each other, which loosens dirt. That is why experts say you can use half the recommended detergent and still get fresh, clean clothes! Source: From a Sears delivery guy By Aurora CO Awesome Mom! [81] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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>From Ella Let's just walk up the hill to the terminal, rather than wait for the bus," I suggested to my two young sons. Much to their displeasure, we began our walk. After a while, my seven-year-old son asked: "Mom, why do you always make the decisions?" "Because I'm an adult," I said. "When you become an adult, then you'll make the decisions." He thought for a few seconds, then said: "No, I won't. Then I'll have a wife."
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