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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Alabama woman, who tries to solicit murders of the family, where she is staying, via Facebook. Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1979 Sioux Indians were awarded $105 million in compensation for the U.S. seizure in 1877 of their Black Hills in South Dakota.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Marissa Williams, 19, Tuscaloosa, Alabama Aunt Befriends Niece With Fake Facebook Account; Niece Allegedly Asks Her To Murder Family An Alabama woman's duplicitous attempt to befriend her niece with a fake Facebook account may be what saved her life. The niece was allegedly looking for someone to murder her entire family, including the aunt who set up the fake account. Marissa Williams, 19, is in the Tuscaloosa County Jail on charges of solicitation of murder. Authorities said she asked a person she met on Facebook named "Tre Topdog Ellis" to pretend to kidnap her and kill her family, along with the family dog. But Ellis was actually Williams' aunt, who set up the bogus Facebook account in May in order to teach her niece a lesson about the dangers of social media. The name of Williams' aunt has not been released, but the suspect has been living with her since April. The relationship was strained because Williams kept inviting strangers she met on Facebook over to the house, WSB TV reports. The aunt's experiment didn't go as planned. On May 24, the very first day of online interaction, Williams gave the fictional boy her phone number and address, and asked him to come over and get drunk. She also offered to have sex with him if he'd pay her $50 phone bill, AL.com reports. As the two conversed in the coming days, the suspect allegedly asked her Facebook friend to kidnap her and take her away from her family, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The aunt didn't call police at first, but changed her mind when Williams suggested that "Tre" shoot and kill her family. Williams allegedly gave instructions on how to break into the aunt's room. Tech Support Pits From: Martha Re: Get rid of Desert Nights Casino Dear Webby The site that he wants off his computer is Desert Nights Casino. Sure hope you can help. Hope your eye surgery goes well. Thank you and God bless. Martha K Dear Martha Desert Nights Casino is not allowed into Canada, but seems to be popular in the US. Their live support chat is at Support Chat Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Polishing Silver In a small pot (the pot's size depends on what you're cleaning), place water to where it will cover the item being cleaned. Add 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 tsp. salt, and a capful of white vinegar. Then place the silver (silverware, etc.) on top a piece of aluminum foil with the shiny side down in pot, submerge it, then bring pot to a boil. Turn the silver or whatever it is on the other side, and you should see beautiful shiny silver on the side that was submerged. Don't ask me how it works but it really does. By Ms_Thrifty from Houston, TX The tarnish, Silver Oxide, gives it's Oxygen to the Aluminum, which desperately wants to become Aluminum Oxide. That turns the Silver Oxide back into Silver. The baking Soda accelerates the process. Vinegar and salt are optional. You still have to polish the silver afterwards with a linen or MicroFiber cloth to get a nice shine and slow down the inevitable future tarnishing. Inevitable, unless you do the final rub with a cloth dampened with a non-rancid oil like WD40 or gun oil. Those oils keep the oxygen away from the silver, and are easily polished off before using the utensils. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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» Axes of the Ages

Today in 
1415 Henry the Navigator, the prince of Portugal, embarked 
 on an expedition to Africa.
1777 The Marquis de Lafayette arrived in the American 
 colonies to help with their rebellion against the British.
1789 Ice cream was served to General George Washington by 
 Mrs. Alexander Hamilton.
1825 Walter Hunt patented the safety pin. Hunt then then 
 sold the rights for $400.
1898 The Canadian Yukon Territory was organized.
1900 China's Boxer Rebellion against foreigners and Chinese 
 Christians erupted into violence.
1912 Captain Albert Berry made the first successful parachute 
 jump from an airplane in Jefferson, Mississippi.
1920 The U.S. Post Office Department ruled that children may 
 not be sent by parcel post.
1922 Charlie Osborne started the longest attack on hiccups. 
 He hiccuped over 435 million times before stopping. He died 
 in 1991, 11 months after his hiccups ended.
1923 The French set a trade barrier between the occupied Ruhr 
 and the rest of Germany.
1927 For the first time, an American Flag was displayed from 
 the right hand of the Statue of Liberty.
1940 Paris was evacuated before the German advance.
1943 German spies landed on Long Island, New York. They were 
 soon captured.
1944 Germany launched 10 of its new V1 rockets against Britain 
 from a position near the Channel coast. Of the 10 rockets only 
 5 landed in Britain and only one managed to kill (6 people in London).
1944 Marvin Camras patented the wire recorder.
1949 Bao Dai entered Saigon to rule Vietnam. He had been 
 installed by the French.
1951 U.N. troops seized Pyongyang, North Korea.
1966 The landmark "Miranda vs. Arizona" decision was issued 
 by the U.S. Supreme Court. The decision ruled that criminal 
 suspects had to be informed of their constitutional rights 
 before being questioned by police.
1971 The New York Times began publishing the "Pentagon Papers". 
 The articles were a secret study of America's involvement 
 in Vietnam.
1978 Israelis withdrew the last of their invading forces 
 from Lebanon.
1979 Sioux Indians were awarded $105 million in compensation 
 for the U.S. seizure in 1877 of their Black Hills in 
 South Dakota.
1983 The unmanned U.S. space probe Pioneer 10 became the first 
 spacecraft to leave the solar system. It was launched in 
 March 1972. The first up-close images of the planet Jupiter 
 were provided by Pioneer 10.
1988 The Liggett Group, a cigarette manufacturer, was found 
 liable for a lung-cancer death. They were, however, found 
 innocent by the federal jury of misrepresenting the risks 
 of smoking.
1994 A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, found Exxon Corp. and 
 Captain Joseph Hazelwood to be reckless in the Exxon Valdez 
 oil spill.
1995 France announced that they would conduct eight more 
 nuclear tests in the South Pacific.
2000 In Pyongyang, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il welcomed 
 South Korea's President Kim Dae for a three-day summit. It 
 was the first such meeting between the leaders of North 
 and South Korea. 
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