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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to two Florida inmates who smuggled gun into prison and shot themselves to attempt blackmail of the jail Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2004 SpaceShipOne, designed by Burt Rutan and piloted by Mike Melvill, reached 328,491 feet above Earth in a 90 minute flight. The height is about 400 feet above the distance scientists consider to be the boundary of space.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Deshandre Billups, 26, and Kirk Cartwright, 33 in jail in Lake City, Floriduh Florida Inmates Smuggle Gun Into Prison and shoot themselves to attempt blackmail of the jail . The two Florida inmates, along with five others, were arrested Tuesday in what authorities describe as a plot to sue the Florida Department of Corrections, according to My Fox Orlando. The department began its investigation in March after Billups and Cartwright were shot with a .25-caliber Beretta inside the Columbia Correction Institution in Lake City. Cartwright, 33, and Billups, 26, told guards that they were shot by an unknown assailant while they were praying in their cell. Nobody, of course, believed that. With the help of friends, family members and a third inmate, the suspects allegedly smuggled the semi-automatic pistol into the prison through the mail, according to The Florida Times-Union. They allegedly had plans to shoot themselves and sue the prison system in an effort to settle for reduced sentences. Authorities say they regularly snuck cellphones and drugs into the prison. They face five new felony charges, including firearm possession by a felon and several counts of contraband possession for the cellphones. Cartwright was already serving a life sentence for murder and Billups was serving 20 years for armed robbery and burglary, WTAQ reports. The third inmate who allegedly helped them, 21-year-old Tony Underwood, is charged with introducing contraband into the prison. He's serving a six-year sentence for burglary and grand theft. Cartwright's girlfriend and Billups' mother were arrested Tuesday on charges stemming from the investigation. Arrest warrants have also been issued for Cartwright's sister and Underwood's girlfriend. Tech Support Pits From: DD Re: Animations on OE >Shared by Ophelia Ophelia, Actually I’m using outlook to read my mail. In case anyone else has the same problem, Animations not showing, you can tell them. After clicking on the newsletter go up to actions and then click on view in browser. Thanks for the smiles and great selections to view. DD Thanks DD Have FUN! DearWebby
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Joe, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend. So, it was understandable that the Governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job. "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the Governor muttered. At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the Governor's side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?" "Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."

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Today in 
1404 Owain Glyndwr established a Welsh Parliament at Machynlleth 
 and was crowned Prince of Wales.
1834 Cyrus McCormick patented the first practical mechanical 
 reaper for farming. His invention allowed farmers to more 
 than double their crop size.
1859 Andrew Lanergan received the first rocket patent.
1937 In Paris, Leon Blum's Popular Front Cabinet resigned.
1938 In Washington, U.S. President Roosevelt signed the $3.75 
 billion Emergency Relief Appropriation Act.
1941 German troops entered Russia on a front from the Arctic 
 to Black Sea.
1945 Pan Am announced an 88-hour round-the-world flight at a 
 cost of $700.
1958 In Arkansas, a federal judge let Little Rock delay 
 school integration.
1963 France announced that they were withdrawing from the 
 NATO fleet.
1973 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states may ban materials 
 found to be obscene according to local standards.
1974 The U.S. Supreme Court decided that pregnant teachers could 
 no longer be forced to take long leaves of absence.
1985 Scientists announced that skeletal remains exhumed in Brazil 
 were those of Nazi war criminal Josef Mengele.
1989 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that burning the American flag as 
 a form of political protest was protected by the First Amendment.
2004 SpaceShipOne, designed by Burt Rutan and piloted by Mike Melvill, 
 reached 328,491 feet above Earth in a 90 minute flight. The height 
 is about 400 feet above the distance scientists consider to be the 
 boundary of space.
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