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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Giggling woman busted for crashing truck, twice, and eating her pot in cop car Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1980 U.S. President Jimmy Carter reinstated draft registration for males 18 years of age.
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Style and fashion intrude into all walks of our lives. Two fellows who had been rivals all their lives followed different career paths. One eventually became an Admiral in the Navy, the other went into the Catholic Church and became a Bishop. As fate would have it, they happened to meet at the Airport. The Bishop spied the Admiral first and said loudly, "Oh Porter, from what gate is the flight to Dallas leaving?" The Admiral approached, bowed, and said "Gate 7 Madame, but should you be traveling in your condition ?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tavish Smith, Giggling woman busted for crashing truck, twice, and eating her pot in cop car cops say a Florida woman with a case of the giggles crashed her car and then tried to eat her stash of pot in the back of a squad car. Tavish Smith, 45, was pulled over June 13 on suspicion of DUI along U.S. 1 in Brevard County, Florida, after she allegedly crashed her truck, drove the wrong way on U.S. 1, then crashed again. The arresting officer put her in the back of his cruiser while he searched her truck. He allegedly found a small sandwich bag of marijuana in the vehicle, according to the New York Daily News. A surveillance video taken inside the squad car shows a woman identified as Smith denying the marijuana is hers. The suspect appears to wiggle out of her handcuffs, reach into the front seat of the cop car, and grab the pot-filled sandwich bag, according to police. Then she allegedly started to eat the cannabis, reports. It was when she tried to slip back into her handcuffs that she was busted. "Do you have your handcuffs in front already?" The trooper asked in the video. "Did you slip out?" Smith said no. "I could have sworn I just saw you scratch your nose," the trooper said. "Oh yeah I did," Smith said. "Stay in your handcuffs please," the trooper said. "I hope that's not why this marijuana bag was open over here. Bags of weed just don't go missing inside a police car." Smith's alleged marijuana munching bumped what were misdemeanor charges up to a felony, according to WTSP TV. Smith has been released on bail, but she has been suspended from her job as an employee for a Brevard County judge, HLN TV reports. Tech Support Pits From: Marilee Re: How often should I shut down W7 Dear Webby W7 is such a tedious klutz about starting up, and some people tell me to just leave it running, sooner or later it will crash on it's own. What is YOUR opinion on that? Marilee Dear Marilee I fondly remember a Marilee from the days before computers. Leave the modem running, but shut windows down, if you are not going to use it for two or more hours. Yes, I know, unlike UNIX or Linux, Windows is not starting very gracefully, and takes a lot of time. However, you will notice that it runs a bit faster with a daily shut-down than with a monthly one. Just go make a fresh pot of coffee while it starts up. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Morris for this story: One day, while driving with my then 5 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at me as if she was demanding an explanation. I said, "I did that by accident..." She replied, "I know that....'cause you didn't scream 'A********!' after beeping!"
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Today in 
1298 An army under Albert of Austria defeated and killed 
 Adolf of Nassua near Worms, Germany.
1625 The Spanish army took Breda, Spain, after nearly a 
 year of siege.
1644 Lord Cromwell crushed the Royalists at the Battle of 
 Marston Moor near York, England.
1776 Richard Henry Lee’s resolution that the American colonies 
 "are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States" 
 was adopted by the Continental Congress.
1850 Prussia agreed to pull out of Schlewig and Holstein, Germany.
1850 B.J. Lane patented the gas mask.
1857 New York City’s first elevated railroad officially opened 
 for business.
1858 Czar Alexander II freed the serfs working on imperial lands.
1881 Charles J. Guiteau fatally wounded U.S. President James A. 
 Garfield in Washington, DC.
1890 The U.S. Congress passed the Sherman Antitrust Act.
1926 The U.S. Congress established the Army Air Corps.
1937 American aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart disappeared in the 
 Central Pacific during an attempt to fly around the world at 
 the equator.
1939 At Mount Rushmore, Theodore Roosevelt's face was dedicated.
1944 American bombers, as part of Operation Gardening, dropped 
 land mines, leaflets and bombs on German-occupied Budapest.
1947 An object crashed near Roswell, NM. The U.S. Army Air 
 Force insisted it was a weather balloon, but eyewitness 
 accounts led to speculation that it might have been an 
 alien spacecraft. 9 months later Pelosi was born.
1964 U.S. President Johnson signed the "Civil Rights Act of 1964" 
 into law. The act made it illegal in the U.S. to discriminate 
 against others because of their race.
1967 The U.S. Marine Corps launched Operation Buffalo in response 
 to the North Vietnamese Army's efforts to seize the Marine 
 base at Con Thien.
1976 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the death penalty was not 
 inherently cruel or unusual.
1976 North Vietnam and South Vietnam were reunited.
1980 U.S. President Jimmy Carter reinstated draft registration for 
 males 18 years of age.
1981 Soyuz T-6 returned to Earth.
1985 General Motors announced that it was installing electronic 
 road maps as an option in some of its higher-priced cars.
1995 "Forbes" magazine reported that Microsoft's chairman, 
 Bill Gates, was worth $12.9 billion, making him the world's 
 richest man. In 1999, he was worth about $77 billion.
1998 Cable News Network (CNN) retracted a story that alleged that 
 U.S. commandos had used nerve gas to kill American 
 defectors during the Vietnam War.
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