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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Spurned floriduh woman, who pulled knife on man Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1981 The Associated Press ran its first story about two rare illnesses afflicting homosexual men. One of the diseases was later named AIDS.
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>From Donny We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are told to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.
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>From Mary My 20th high school class reunion was held at a hotel on the same night that another school's 10th-year reunion was taking place. While my girl friends and I were in the rest room talking, some unfamiliar women entered. After their stares became uncomfortable, we turned toward them. One of the women said, "Don't mind us. We just wanted to see how we'd look in another 10 years."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Elizabeth Highley,56, Floriduh Spurned Woman Pulled Knife On Man A 56-year-old Florida woman is facing an assault rap after allegedly threatening a 25-year-old man with a knife after he “rejected her sexual advances,” police report. Elizabeth Highley (seen above) is scheduled to be arraigned July 11 on the felony charge, for which she is free on $3500 bail. According to an arrest affidavit, Elizabeth Highley was entertaining victim Crue Finley in her Jensen Beach home when trouble began around midnight on June 16. Finley told St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office deputies that he and Highley “are not a couple.” Finley, investigators reported, said that Elizabeth Highley “wanted to have sex,“ but he “rejected her sexual advances causing her to become angry and violent.” Elizabeth Highley allegedly grabbed a knife and sliced Finley’s left thumb as he fled her Windmill Village home. Cops subsequently encountered Elizabeth Highley as she ran after Finley, who is pictured below in an unrelated mug shot. Elizabeth Highley, carrying a large knife and a broken wooden cane, complied with Officer Paul Hutchinson’s order to drop the weapons and lie down on the ground. Elizabeth Highley, the cop noted, was “angry, crying and appeared to be intogschiggated” when taken into custody. She was released later in the day after posting bail on the aggravated assault count. Tech Support Pits From: Donny Re: Shut down W7 Dear Webby Thank You ! Webpages have been freezing a lot lately and I Never shut down completely. Guess I should (once a week ?) Donny Dear Donny Hit CTRL SHIFT ESC That will bring up the task manager. Sort by the MEMOry column. If your browser is at the top, and shows a high number, highlight it, and hit END PROCESS in the bottom right corner. It will ask you if that is the program you want to shut down. Hit OK, and your browser is off. Just restart the browser after that. The good browsers will let you return to the 127 open tabs, which you had open in order to bung it up. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Getting Rid of Ants Without Poison I have had great success this year with using cinnamon on my kitchen counter and windowsill to keep the sugar ants at bay. So when I found ants congregating near my garage wall, I knew just what to do. We had recently moved a fridge and there was some leftover gunk underneath that the ants found. There were hundreds of them feasting. I went and grabbed my Costco sized spice bottle and then covered them with a heavy coating of cinnamon. Immediately, the ants scatter. They do not like the cinnamon at all. Within a few minutes, they were gone. I'll reapply cinnamon if I see any places where the ants are still getting through. It is non-toxic and frugal. By Jess [112] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Thanks to Sandie for this story: A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! 'Help me dear,' she groans to her husband. The husband dials 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the gr! een and stares at him. 'I'm dying over here and you're putting?' 'Don't worry dear', says the husband calmly. 'they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you'. 'Well how long will it take for him to get here', she asks feebly?! 'No time at all', says her husband, practicing his putting stroke. Everybody's already agreed to let him play through'!
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Today in 
1608 The city of Quebec was founded by Samuel de Champlain.
1775 U.S. Gen. George Washington took command of the 
 Continental Army at Cambridge, MA.
1790 In Paris, the marquis of Condorcet proposed granting 
 civil rights to women.
1844 Ambassador Caleb Cushing successfully negotiated a 
 commercial treaty with China that opened five Chinese ports 
 to U.S. merchants and protected the rights of American 
 citizens in China.
1863 The U.S. Civil War Battle of Gettysburg, PA, ended 
 after three days. It was a major victory for the North 
 as Confederate troops retreated.
1871 The Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad Company 
 introduced the first narrow-gauge locomotive. It was 
 called the "Montezuma."
1878 John Wise flew the first American dirigible in 
 Lancaster, PA.
1898 During the Spanish American War, a fleet of Spanish 
 ships in Cuba's Santiago Harbor attempted to run a 
 blockade of U.S. naval forces. Nearly all of the Spanish 
 ships were destroyed in the battle that followed.
1903 The first cable across the Pacific Ocean was spliced 
 between Honolulu, Midway, Guam and Manila.
1939 Chic Young’s comic strip character, "Blondie" was first 
 heard on CBS radio.
1940 Bud Abbott and Lou Costello debuted on NBC radio.
1944 The U.S. First Army opened a general offensive to 
 break out of the hedgerow area of Normandy, France.
1944 During World War II, Soviet forces recaptured Minsk.
1945 U.S. troops landed at Balikpapan and take Sepinggan 
 airfield on Borneo in the Pacific.
1945 The first civilian passenger car built since February 
 1942 was driven off the assembly line at the Ford Motor 
 Company plant in Detroit, MI. Production had been diverted 
 due to World War II.
1950 U.S. carrier-based planes attacked airfields in the 
 Pyongyang-Chinnampo area of North Korea in the first 
 air-strike of the Korean War.
1954 Food rationing ended in Great Britain almost nine years 
 after the end of World War II.
1974 The Threshold Test Ban Treaty was signed, prohibiting 
 underground nuclear weapons tests with yields greater than 
 150 kilotons.
1981 The Associated Press ran its first story about two rare 
 illnesses afflicting homosexual men. One of the diseases 
 was later named AIDS.
1986 U.S. President Reagan presided over a ceremony in 
 New York Harbor that saw the relighting of the renovated 
 Statue of Liberty.
1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush formally inaugurated 
 the Mount Rushmore National Memorial in South Dakota. 
 National Memorial in South Dakota. 
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