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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Utah woman, who tried to buy meth from cop as a birthday gift for her sister Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2009 The Statue of Liberty's crown reopened to visitors. It had been closed to the public since 2001.
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Out canvassing for a charity, my friend Irene and I knocked at a door. It was opened by a huge bear of a man, who was wearing a large black bra, over his shirt. Irene, being a devout Catholic, crossed herself, backed up ready to make a fast retreat. I asked politely for a donation, trying to keep my eyes from wandering to his protruding undergarment. He grinned evilly at me, "Wanna feel em?" Horrified, I turned to leave, when one side of his bra came alive with motion. Irene was now crossing herself with a flurry, muttering, "Jaysus, Mary and Murphy." She was begging the saints to protect her, when a tiny tail flipped out of his bra. "Oh my sweet Lord," she squealed, "He's got rats in his boobs," bolted for the car, offering up 'Hail Mary's.' as she tore off the porch. An old lady came out of the house, glared at the man, who just grinned back. He put his hands up to cradle both cups, which were now writhing with movement. She turned to me asking, "Did he ask you to play with them?" "Yes", I gulped. "Well," she said, patting my hand, " He's not too bright, but it's not what you think." She ordered him to pull his bra out so I could peek inside. Hesitantly I watched, while he pulled the garment down. When I got a good look I burst out laughing. Tiny muzzles with whiskers, long sinuous bodies, small heads with bright beady eyes, stared back at me. "Their mama died," he explained, " This bra is the perfect place to keep them warm." Both cups were filled to the brim with tiny baby ferrets.
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An instructor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive, sexy-looking lady knocked on his door. "Yes?", he replied, "how may I help you?" The lady said, "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class." "Come in and have a seat," said the instructor. "Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?" "What do you mean by *anything*?" he replied. She said, "Anything!" "Anything??" She said, in her best sultry voice, "I mean ANYTHING." The instructor got up from behind his desk, sat down beside her and whispered in her ear, "Would you ... .... study?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Heather Rodriguez, 46, Provo, Utah Woman tried to buy meth from cop as birthday gift for her sister Police in Provo, Utah, have arrested a 46-year-old woman accused of attempting to buy methamphetamine from an off-duty police officer and claiming the purchase was a birthday gift for her sister. A police report shows Heather Rodriguez was arrested Monday evening after she approached the off-duty officer and displayed a glass pipe. Authorities say she then told police she was trying to buy methamphetamine for her sister's birthday. Records say she also told police the pipe was not hers and she was holding it for a friend. The Daily Herald reports Rodriguez was arrested and booked into the Utah County Jail on several drug charges. They did not state wheter she always looks like she had been left on the back of a pick-up too long, or if she tried that hairdo on purpose. Tech Support Pits From: CB Re: Fake McAfee virus Dear Webby: I have had a lot of computer issues lately which started with a popup message from McAfee that said I had a Trojan on my computer.. I could not get the pop up window to go away so I googled a help number for McAfee Anti-Virus plus and found an 800 number. I called it and "assumed" I was talking to McAfee Technical support...to make a long story short, I was actually connected with a company named IYOGI and they told me they could fix all my problems with their program- IYOGI Support Dock- $169.99 and a program called Total Defense- $29.99. Our of sheer frustration I agreed to this and they immediately charged my credit card. They did however, that evening, after 4 hours on the phone with them, and they had remote control of my computer, seem to fix the problem. The next day more troubles....................temp files, many of them, all over my desktop. I restarted the computer hoping that this would get rid of all the temp file but when I did, all I got was a blue screen saying Windows was configuring my computer..Do Not Turn your computer OFF. It froze at 35% and nothing else happened. I called the IYOGI people back because they had promised for the money I paid them, they would be available anytime I had computer problems. After another lengthy session on the phone with them, and they again had remote control of my computer, they advised I URGENTLY need to upgrade to Windows 8 instead of the Windows 7 Home Premium that I have and they tried to sell me Windows 8 for $170.00. I told them no thanks and they said that my Windows 7 Home Premium is what is causing all the problems and that the program is obsolete. I guess I have been duped by these people and I am embarrassed with myself that I didn't have the good sense to tell them no thanks, when I found out they were not McAfee. When you Google "McAfee Anti-Virus Plus" support help, their 800 number comes up. Is that even legal? I don't know what the future is for my computer... is there any truth to what they said...that I should get Windows 8 installed on my computer? Webby, thanks so much for any insight you can give me regarding this. I so appreciate your newsletter, and you!! C. B. Dear CB Sounds like you have been conned. Call your credit card company, report the crooks and cancel the charges. Those pop-ups are not from McAfee, but from the crooks. The same with the redirection of your browser to the fake McAfee site. As I have mentioned on this topic before, you need Malwarebytes to get rid of that Fake Mcafee Trojan. Both the fake and the REAL McAfee are scared of Malwarebytes. That is like both crooks and victims pissing themselves, when they see ROBO-COP. Ignore their hysterical warnings abut Malwarebytes interfering with their stuff. Go ahead and let Malwarebytes clean up the mess. IYOGI may have damaged your Windows7, but you or a local computer fixer can safely re-install Windows7 with a minimum of fuss or cost, AFTER you have made it safe with Malwarebytes. You do NOT need W8. It is even worse than W7 for you anyway. The REAL McAfee has nothing to do with your problem, and calling them is a waste of time. Proof, that the real Mcafee DOES need Malwarebytes on the side, to protect it from the fake one, is that the real McAfee was NOT able to stop the fake McAfee from infecting your machine. Mosquito mesh keeps out the bugs, but bears walk right through it. McAfee is OK for simple, every-day nuisances, but you do need Malwarebytes to protect the real Mcafee from the fake Mcafee and similar really dangerous stuff. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Glowsticks Instead Of Fireworks For The Fourth Of July We camp on the 4th of July in an area where fireworks are not allowed so we came up with this idea. Buy red, white and blue, (or whatever colors you choose) glowsticks, necklaces, etc. at your local 99 cent store. On the 4th, snap your glow sticks and play games of throwing them back and forth, or have contests to see how high someone can throw them in the air. We get creative every year we play with glowsticks on the 4th. It's so fun. By Marianne from Sacramento, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Usually the secretary at my son's school answers when I call, but on this occasion I spoke to an unfamiliar voice. I men- tioned this to my 11-year-old son and asked if he knew who it was. "It could have been Mrs. Campbell," he answered after thinking it over. "Did it sound like she was a stuffed shirt wearing a blue jacket?"
When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during your lunch hour, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.

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Today in 
1776 The amended Declaration of Independence, prepared by 
 Thomas Jefferson, was approved and signed by John Hancock, 
 the President of the Continental Congress in America.
1802 The U.S. Military Academy officially opened at West 
 Point, NY.
1803 The Louisiana Purchase was announced in newspapers. The 
 property was purchased, by the U.S. from France, was for 
 $15 million (or 3 cents an acre). The "Corps of Discovery," 
 led by Meriwether Lewis and William Clark, began the 
 exploration of the territory on May 14, 1804.
1817 Construction began on the Erie Canal, to connect Lake 
 Erie and the Hudson River.
1845 American writer Henry David Thoreau began his two-year 
 experiment in simple living at Walden Pond, near Concord, MA.
1884 Bullfighting was introduced in the U.S. in Dodge City, KS.
1886 The first rodeo in USA was held at Prescott, AZ.
1892 The first double-decked street car service was inaugurated 
 in San Diego, CA.
1894 After seizing power, Judge Stanford B. Dole declared Hawaii 
 a republic.
1901 William H. Taft became the American governor of the 
1910 Race riots broke out all over the United States after 
 African-American Jack Johnson knocked out Jim Jeffries in 
 a heavyweight boxing match.
1934 Boxer Joe Louis won his first professional fight.
1934 At Mount Rushmore, George Washington's face was dedicated.
1946 The Philippines achieved full independence for the first 
 time in over four hundred years.
1955 The first king cobra snakes born in captivity in the 
 U.S. hatched at the Bronx Zoo in New York City.
1960 The 50-star U.S. flag made its debut in Philadelphia, PA.
1966 U.S. President Johnson signed the Freedom of Information 
 Act, which went into effect the following year.
1976 The U.S. celebrated its Bicentennial.
1987 Klaus Barbie, the former Gestapo chief known as the 
 "Butcher of Lyon," was convicted by a French court of 
 crimes against humanity and sentenced to life in prison.
1997 The Mars Pathfinder, an unmanned spacecraft, landed 
 on Mars. A rover named Sojourner was deployed to gather 
 data about the surface of the planet.
1997 Ferry service between Manhattan and Staten Island was 
 made free of charge. Previously, the charge had ranged 
 from 5 cents to 50 cents.
2004 In New York, the cornerstone of the Freedom Tower was 
 laid on the former World Trade Center site.
2005 NASA's Deep Impact spacecraft took pictures as a space 
 probe smashed into the Tempel 1 comet. The mission was 
 aimed at learning more about comets that formed from the 
 leftover buidling blocks of the solar system. The Deep 
 Impact mission launched on January 12, 2005.
2009 North Korea launched seven ballistic missiles into 
 waters off its east coast that defied U.N. resolutions.
2009 The Statue of Liberty's crown reopened to visitors. 
 It had been closed to the public since 2001.
2014  smiled.

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