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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Meth Smoker Arrested For Carpet Munching Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1846 U.S. annexation of California was proclaimed at Monterey after the surrender of a Mexican garrison.
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Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, as the pastor was finishing the eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred had died. He said, "you know, ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. I will let his wife read the note to us!" She opened the note, and read aloud, "Get lost you blathering idiot. You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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Just as John got in the door, after staying at the bar a bit too long, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. He realized his wife would probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of himself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked him what time he got in and he told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked her why, she said "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'Oh, f@#%,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, snickered, and finally cuckooed twice more, and then it farted."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jeffrey Wagner, 50, Louisville, Ky. Meth Smoker Arrested For Carpet Munching Police in Louisville, Ky. say that 50-year-old Jeffrey Wagner admitted to smoking crystal meth before going into a Burlington Coat Factory store and having a veritable feast, WLKY reported. Store employees told police they found Wagner in the shoe section chowing down on carpet lint. He allegedly said he was "eating sparkles," WHAS 11 reported. Police arrived at the scene, and say Wagner was carrying Lortabs, a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication. Tech Support Pits From: Joyce Re: Choice of picture viewer Dear Webby, Whenever someone sends me a picture attachment, the Windows picture viewer pops up with the attachment. How can I change it so that my Picasa shows the picture instead of the Windows picture viewer? Is it even possible to change it to something other than that? Thanks and have a great weekend! Sincerely, Joyce Dear Joyce Go to MyComputer Tools Folder Options DON'T do what Microsoft says. They are a bit confused about it. Instead click on File Types After a while, it will fill it's window with all the file types and shows what programs are associated with them. Find JPG, and change it's file association to Picasa then do the same for GIF and PNG. When done, hit OK until you are out of all that. Picasa may be going out of fashion, however, the same trick also works for PaintShopPro, Photoshop, GIMP,and many other graphics programs. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A woman was looking for a used car to buy and saw an ad in the classifieds. It read: Brand new 2014 Mercedes Benz, slate blue, loaded, etc. Sell for $150.00. She was astonished and decided to call the seller and check it out. The woman selling the car was glad to show it to her and, to her surprise, the car was in perfect condition. She asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling this car so cheaply?" "Well," she said, "it's my husband's car actually, and he recently ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last week that read: 'In Miami. Need bail money. Sell car'."

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Today in 
1754 Kings College opened in New York City. It was renamed 
 Columbia College 30 years later.
1846 U.S. annexation of California was proclaimed at Monterey 
 after the surrender of a Mexican garrison.
1862 The first railroad post office was tested on the Hannibal 
 and St. Joseph Railroad in Missouri.
1885 G. Moore Peters patented the cartridge-loading machine.
1920 A device known as the radio compass was used for the 
 first time on a U.S. Navy airplane near Norfolk, VA.
1930 Construction began on Boulder Dam, later Hoover Dam, 
 on the Colorado River.
1937 Japanese forces invaded China.
1946 Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini was canonized as the 
 first American saint.
1950 The U.N. Security Council authorized military aid 
 for South Korea.
1969 Canada's House of Commons gave final approval to a 
 measure that made the French language equal to English 
 throughout the national government.
1981 U.S. President Reagan announced he was nominating 
 Arizona Judge Sandra Day O'Connor to become the first 
 female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court.
1983 Eleven-year-old Samantha Smith of Manchester, Maine, 
 left for a visit to the Soviet Union at the personal 
 invitation of Soviet leader Yuri V. Andropov.
1998 A jury in Santa Monica, CA, convicted Mikail Markhasev 
 of murdering Ennis Cosby, Bill Cosby's only son, during a 
 roadside robbery.
2000 Cisco Systems Inc. announced that it would buy Netiverse 
 Inc. for $210 million in stock. It was the 13th time Cisco 
 had purchased a company in 2000.
2000 announced that they had sold almost 400,000 
 copies of "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire," making it 
 the biggest selling book in e-tailing history.
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