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Friday, July 11, 2014, 08:59 AM
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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a
Floriduh woman for carrying crack in her vagina
Details at Boneheads

From the History section at the bottom:
Today, in 
1962 The first transatlantic TV transmission was sent through the 
 Telstar I satellite.







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An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was
startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to
make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.

"Oh my goodness," the pretty young thing exclaimed, "I'm at
the wrong house."

"Sweetheart, you're at the right house," the old guy
assured her. "But you're seventy years too late."




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I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor.

The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who
has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear.
The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I
was born blind, and I've been blind all my life. I don't
mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends
who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed."

The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of
those white tipped canes?"

"Yes I do," she replied.

"Then the next time someone says that, whack them over
the head with the cane," He said. "Then tell them 'If
they had more faith that wouldn't hurt!'"





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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 

Jennifer Crosby, 42, Indian River County, Floriduh

Hiding Crack Cocaine In Her Vagina

A Florida woman accused of hiding crack cocaine in her 
vagina had her plans foiled by the foil allegedly used 
to wrap the drugs.

Jennifer Renee Crosby, 42, was arrested June 24 in Indian 
River County after authorities pulled over her companion, 
Robert William King, because it appeared that their green 
Chrysler had a window tint violation.

Things escalated quickly.
When investigators asked King, 47, for his license, 
registration and proof of insurance, King allegedly replied, 
"I don’t have a license! I’m habitual!” according to 
TCPalm.com.

Officers noticed Crosby was nervously shaking and asked her 
if she was carrying drugs.

At first she said no, but when the investigator called for 
a female deputy to come to the scene, she allegedly said, 
"I have drugs up my vagina," according to an arrest report 
obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Crosby was given a latex glove to wear while she removed the 
alleged crack cocaine. During her retrieval efforts, she 
told police, "Ouch! The foil is hurting the inside of my 
vagina," UPI.com reports.

A field test of the substance confirmed that it was crack 
cocaine. The narcotic and $3,743 in cash were booked as 
evidence.

Crosby was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine 
and drug paraphernalia and King was arrested on a habitual 
traffic offender charge.


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This item was forwarded by Ophelia
From: Jim
Re: Can not watch flash movies

I tried to watch your Bonus Movie but it had the Adobe Player 
screen where you have to accept or deny.....It wouldn't do 
either and wouldn't play.  Sorry bout that!  
Have a GREAT day...
Jim

Dear Jim
Yeah, I know Adobe is a pain in the nuisance.
Right-Click on the movie, select Global Settings,
and let it take 10 Mb of temporary storage.

After that it should work OK.
Ophelia

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Using Any Vacuum Cleaner Bag
A pack of 3 vacuum cleaner bags costs $10.00 & tax. 
That's over $3.50 for one bag! I never buy the original 
bags anymore. Instead, I buy any bags that are roughly 
the same size at yard sales and Thrift Stores. Salvation 
Army has baskets full of those bags in all sizes, for 
25 cents a bag!

Before I discard a full bag, I remove the cardboard piece 
that fits my model of vacuum. I remove the cardboard piece 
of the Thrift store bags, heat up my glue gun, and glue 
the original piece from the used bag in place. I have 
reused the same pieces about 30 times each. This is saving 
me more than $150 a year! 

If the bags were not exactly the same size as the originals, 
it has not made any difference. The important piece is the 
cardboard fitting. This is way more hygienic than opening 
a full bag, cleaning it out and resealing it, as some people 
do. 

Just remove that cardboard piece shortly before you throw 
the full bag in the dumpster. No mess, no dust.
It takes only seconds to make, after the glue gun is heated up.

Source: I came up with that myself, tried it out and it worked 
perfectly. Doing this since 8 years now. 

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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it
finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the
problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," she
explained.

"Oh, and it took a while to fix it," said the passenger.

"Not exactly." replied the stewardess, "It just took us a bit to
find a deaf pilot."



Old Granny went to her doctor to see what could be
done about her constipation.

"It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my
bowels in a week."

"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the
doctor.

"Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for
a half-hour in the morning and again at night."

"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take
anything?"

"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."






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Today in 
1346 Charles IV of Luxembourg was elected Holy Roman Emperor 
 in Germany.
1533 Henry VIII, who divorced his wife and became head of the 
 church of England, was excommunicated from the Catholic Church 
 by Pope Clement VII.
1786 Morocco agreed to stop attacking American ships in the 
 Mediterranean for a payment of $10,000.
1804 The United States' first secretary of the treasury, Alexander Hamilton, 
 was killed by Vice President Aaron Burr in a duel.
1864 In the U.S., Confederate forces led by Gen. Jubal Early began an 
 invasion of Washington, DC. They turned back the next day.
1918 Enrico Caruso recorded "Over There" written by George M. Cohan.
1934 U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt became the first American 
 chief executive to travel through the Panama Canal while in office.
1962 The first transatlantic TV transmission was sent through the 
 Telstar I satellite.
1972 U.S. forces broke the 95-day siege at An Loc in Vietnam.
1979 The abandoned U.S. space station Skylab returned to Earth. It burned 
up in the atmosphere and showered debris over the Indian Ocean and Australia.
1985 Dr. H. Harlan Stone announced that he had used zippers for stitches 
 on 28 patients. The zippers were used when he thought he may have to 
 re-operate.
1995 Full diplomatic relations were established between the United States 
 and Vietnam.
1999 A U.S. Air Force jet flew over the Antarctic and dropped off 
 emergency medical supplies for Dr. Jerri Nelson after she had discovered 
 a lump in her breast. Nelson was at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole 
 Research Center.
2000 The video "Jaws," the Anniversary Collector's Edition, was released.
2000 Liam Neeson broke his pelvis after hitting a deer with his Harley 
Davidson motorcycle. 
2014  smiled.


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