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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Florida woman busted for doing dopey, naked yoga in the middle of the road Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1982 "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial" broke all box-office records by surpassing the $100-million mark of ticket sales in the first 31 days of its opening.
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I am more afraid of an army of one hundred sheep led by a lion than an army of one hundred lions led by a sheep. --- Charles Maurice Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. --- Joseph Conrad (1857 - 1924) When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. --- Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
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>From Willie My wife cannot ride in a car without telling whoever is driving what to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none, the worst back seat driver in the world. I have long thought this, though she would deny it. She claimed she seldom, if ever made comments about my driving. I, of course, claimed the opposite. Now I have proof. The other day we were headed for the mall and my daughter piped up, "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?"
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Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda Jane, called her insurance agent to file a claim... Matilda Jane told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!" The agent replied, "Just a minute, there, Matilda Jane. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Matilda Jane replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband... Right NOW!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Michele Cernak, 51, Ocala, Floriduh Florida woman busted for doing dopey, naked yoga in the middle of the road JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck. Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street. When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles. Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses. Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak, who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle, reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin. Charged with three felonies and two misdemeanors, Cernak is locked up in the Marion County jail in lieu of $5000 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Carol Re: How to open a PayPal account Dear Webby, how do you set up a paypal account? I have wanted to know but kept forgetting to ask you. I look forward to your humor letter every day. my hubby & I have learned lots of things from you. THANKS Carol Dear Dear Carol Just go to and click on the "Sign Up" link in the top right corner. It will ask you the usual stuff, but not as much as when you sign up for a bank account downtown. Just fill that out, and you'll get your account. You can run it like a debit card account, so that you can only use whatever money you got in it, or you can back it up with a debit or credit card, so that it can fall back onto that, if you are a bit short on a purchase or for example are buying more Skype Out minutes in the middle of a long phone call. Have FUN! DearWwebby
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Daily tip from Use Vinegar for Rust and Wood Treatment Vinegar is really great stuff with many cool uses. Here are the the 2 best ones I know of. 1) Remove rust from metal. Just let the metal (pliers, blade etc.) soak overnight in the vinegar. Rub off with old cloth, rinse with water and dry or place in sun. Bye-bye rust. 2)Paint the undiluted vinegar on wood to keep nasty woodborers and other insects away. It's better if you can submerge the wood for an hour but not necessary. Considering the prices nowadays of rust remover and wood treatment, this tip can save you many, many $$! Source: My own experiments. It works! By jddewet [1] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, " and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me,"said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "He must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

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Today in 
1096 Crusaders under Peter the Hermit reached Sofia, Bulgaria. 
 There they met their Byzantine escort, which brought them 
 safely the rest of the way to Constantinople by August 1.
1543 England's King Henry VIII married his sixth and last wife, 
 Catherine Parr.
1690 Protestant forces led by William of Orange defeated the 
 Roman Catholic army of James II.
1691 William III defeated the allied Irish and French armies 
 at the Battle of Aughrim, Ireland.
1790 The French Assembly approved a Civil Constitution 
 providing for the election of priests and bishops.
1864 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln witnessed the battle where 
 Union forces repelled Jubal Early's army on the outskirts of 
 Washington, DC.
1941 Moscow was bombed by the German Luftwaffe.
1946 "The Adventures of Sam Spade" was heard on ABC radio 
 for the first time.
1957 The U.S. surgeon general, Leroy E. Burney, reported that 
 there was a direct link between smoking and lung cancer.
1960 Manufacturing began for the Etch A Sketch®.
1982 "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial" broke all box-office records 
 by surpassing the $100-million mark of ticket sales in the 
 first 31 days of its opening.
1982 The last of the distinctive-looking Checker taxicabs rolled 
 off the assembly line in Kalamazoo, MI.
1990 Russian republic president Boris N. Yeltsin announced his 
 resignation from the the Soviet Communist Party.
1998 1.7 billion people watched soccer's World Cup finals 
 between France and Brazil. France won 3-0.
1999 Walt Disney Co. announced that it was merging all of its 
 Internet operations together with Infoseek into
2000 Russia launched the Zvezda after two years of delays. 
 The module was built to be the living quarters for the 
 International Space Station (ISS.) 
2014  smiled.

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