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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Pennsylvania teacher for having sex with two gossipy students too close to the end of school year Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1978 Lee Iacocca was fired as president of Ford Motor Co. by chairman Henry Ford II.
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Smith emailed his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he wrote, "my mother-in-law is doing some heavy house-cleaning tomorrow, and my wife wants me to go help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replied. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," Smith wrote back, "I knew I could count on you!"
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Judge: Did you or did you not see the gun being fired? Witness: I did not see it being fired. I only heard it. Judge: Well, that's hearsay. It's inadmissible as evidence. As the witness left the stand and walked back to his seat, his back was turned to the judge, at which point he laughed out loud. Immediately the judge recalled him to the bench and was about to hold him in contempt of court. Witness: Did you actually see me laugh? Judge No, but I heard you. Witness: Isn't that the same kind of inadmissible hearsay, Judge?
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tiffany Leiseth, 26, New Brighton, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania teacher for having sex with two gossipy students too close to end of school year A Pennsylvania teacher has been charged with felony institutional sexual assault following allegations that she had sex with two 18-year-old students at her home. Tiffany Leiseth, 26, worked as a substitute English teacher in the New Brighton School District, northwest of Pittsburgh. The victims in the case were both taught by Leiseth, although the alleged sex acts occurred after classes had ended for the year. Police launched an investigation in late May after they received tips that the teacher had sent nude photos to each of the young men. “[Investigators] followed up on that rumor and they found those students, and they found the nude photographs, and they identified the teacher,” Moon Township Police Chief Leo McCarthy told CBS Pittsburgh. In interviews with police, each victim described how he had been invited to Leiseth's house, was offered beer, and then engaged in sexual activity with the teacher. The first student came over on the last day of school, in the hours following the end of classes. The second student said he visited Leiseth's home the next day, according to police. She reportedly told the students not to tell anyone, according to WPXI. Leiseth lost her job in the wake of the allegations, but her attorney argued that since classes were over when the alleged acts occurred, she wasn't their teacher anymore. “I'm not going to get in a war at this point with the alleged victims’ families,” Michael DeRiso, Leiseth’s attorney, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. “The reality is you had three consenting adults once school let out.” McCarthy disagrees. “Regardless of your age, whether you’re an adult or not, if you’re a high school student, a teacher cannot have sexual relations with you,” McCarthy told WPXI. However, because the young men were 18 years old, police could not charge Leiseth with a crime for sending them nude photos, CBS Pittsburgh reports. Leiseth's preliminary hearing is scheduled for July 22. Tech Support Pits From: Carol Re: How to open a PayPal account Dear Webby, I have The Black Screen of Death of my laptop after doing what I was under the impression was a restart after a MSFT upgrade. I suppose there is nothing for it but to take it to Geek Squad, right? Carol T​ Dear Carol I have no idea what MSFT is. However, if you have a black screen and can't see what is going on, then yes, you'll have to bring it to the Geek Squad. Most likely they will start it up with Linux from a Live CD or USB thumb drive, and look what is going on. Once they have access to the screen, they should be able to fix the problem, or at least copy all your data onto DVDs and then format and re-install Windows. Good Luck! DearWebby
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On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog. On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
Thanks to Richard for this story: My mom Molly, a difficult independent 75 year old, likes sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in our rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on my mom's parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere... when there are a lot of people starving in Africa , says the stranger. Then my mother said in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, I can't throw that far!" She handed him the half bun and stated "You bring it to them!"

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Today in 
1099 The Crusaders launched their final assault on Muslims 
 in Jerusalem.
1534 The Ottoman armies captured Tabriz in northwestern Persia.
1558 Led by the court of Egmont, the Spanish army defeated the 
 French at Gravelines, France.
1585 A group of 108 English colonists, led by Sir Richard 
 Grenville, reached Roanoke Island, NC.
1643 In England, the Roundheads, led by Sir William Waller, 
 were defeated by royalist troops under Lord Wilmot in the 
 Battle of Roundway Down.
1754 At the beginning of the French and Indian War, George 
 Washington surrendered the small, circular Fort Necessity 
 in southwestern Pennsylvania to the French.
1812 The first pawnbroking ordinance was passed in New York City.
1832 Henry Schoolcraft discovered the source of the Mississippi 
 River in Minnesota.
1835 John Ruggles received patent #1 from the U.S. Patent Office 
 for a traction wheel used in locomotive steam engines. All 9,957 
 previous patents were not numbered.
1863 Opponents of the Civil War draft began three days of rioting 
in New York City, which resulted in more than 1,000 casualties.
1875 David Brown patented the first cash-carrier system.
1878 The Congress of Berlin divided the Balkans among 
 European powers.
1931 A major German financial institution, Danabank, failed. This 
 led to the closing of all banks in Germany until August 5.
1941 Britain and the Soviet Union signed a mutual aid pact, that 
 provided the means for Britain to send war material to the 
 Soviet Union.
1954 In Geneva, the United States, Great Britain and France reached 
 an accord on Indochina which divided Vietnam into two countries, 
 North and South, along the 17th parallel.
1978 Lee Iacocca was fired as president of Ford Motor Co. by 
 chairman Henry Ford II.
1984 In Arkansas, Terry Wallis was injured in a car accident and 
 was left comatose. He came out of the coma in June of 2003.
1998 "Image of an Assassination" went on sale. The video 
 documentary is of Abraham Zapruder's home video of U.S. 
 President Kennedy's assassination in Dallas.
2000 Sprint Corp. and WorldCom canceled their planned merger 
 due to opposition by regulators in the United States and Europe.
2014  smiled.


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