Weird tint on pictures 
Saturday, July 19, 2014, 09:11 AM
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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a
Cleveland Woman Poses For 
Kissable Duck Face Mug Shot
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From the History section at the bottom:
Today, in 
1848 The Women's Rights Convention took place in 
 Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the 
 convention.







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And when you get them, get them right, 
or they will get you wrong.
--- Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734)

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash 
register open and the toilets locked. They must think 
toilet paper is worth more than money.
--- Joey Bishop (1918 - ) 

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 
'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' 
He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, 
let them come and get you.'"
--- Jerry Lewis 




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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young 
farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it 
had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you 
rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a 
drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father 
would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, 
"Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where 
I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, 
"he's under the load of hay."




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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from
his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed
with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said,
"I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to
drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember!!"



Thanks to Dianne for this picture


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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 

Angela Green, 

Cleveland Woman Poses For 
Kissable Duck Face Mug Shot

The duck-faced Cleveland woman was arrested Saturday and 
charged with obstructing official business after refusing 
to vacate a Quality Inn hotel room she and a male 
companion had rented the previous evening.

When officers from the Wickliffe Police Department told 
her and her friend they needed to leave or pay for 
another day, Green, 34, allegedly became “loud and 
uncooperative and refused to identify herself” to cops.

After a brief struggle, Green was arrested and 
transported to jail where she posed for the above mug shot 
before being released on $354 bond. She is scheduled for 
arraignment in Willoughby Municipal Court on July 24.


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From: Ollie
Re: Pictures have a weird tint

Dear Webby
The last 15 pictures that I took, all have a weird tint and
less light than I expected. What could be the cause of that?
Ollie

Dear Ollie
Most likely you or somebody turned the main selector wheel
on the camera from Auto to Macro or some other unsuitable
setting. Put it back to Auto, and the camera will be 
fine again. 
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Pill Bottles for Transporting Salad Dressing
I take lunch to work daily. I use the empty and cleared 
pill bottles to carry my salad dressing. Then, no 
soggy salad and the size is perfect for the correct 
amount of dressing without drowning the salad

By karendewillers [1] 

Sporting goods and camping supply stores have
"toothpaste tube" style refillable plastic tubes.
Like mayonaise, salad dressing has a really low
PH to kill bacteria on contact. You can fill a 
few tubes with your different dressings and not worry
about the dressing going bad. Just mark each tube
with a different color Mark-All. The type of plastic
used for those tubes sheds the paint with use, but
the screw-on caps take regular paint.

The tubes are opened at the bottom for refilling and
closed with a sliding clamp.
They work fine for jam too, or mustard or relish or
anything wet or gooey, and are a lot easier for 
dispensing precise amounts than anything else. 

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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in
front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk
lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending
the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make
these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the
customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"



>From Hilda
As my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald's one   
day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something   
terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be   
hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."   

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please,   
God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."   






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Today in 
1525 The Catholic princes of Germany formed the Dessau 
 League to fight against the Reformation.
1553 Fifteen-year-old Lady Jane Grey was deposed as 
 Queen of England after claiming the crown for nine days. 
 Mary, the daughter of King Henry VIII, was proclaimed Queen.
1788 Prices plunged on the Paris stock market.
1799 The Rosetta Stone, a tablet with hieroglyphic 
 translations into Greek, was found in Egypt.
1848 The Women's Rights Convention took place in 
 Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the 
 convention.
1870 France declared war on Prussia.
1939 Dr. Roy P. Scholz became the first surgeon to 
 use fiberglass sutures.
1942 German U-boats were withdrawn from positions 
off the U.S. Atlantic coast due to effective American 
 anti-submarine countermeasures.
1943 During World War II, more than 150 B-17 and 
 112 B-24 bombers attacked Rome for the first time.
1946 Marilyn Monroe acted in her first screen test.
1975 The Apollo and Soyuz spacecrafts separated after 
 being linked in orbit for two days.
1979 In Nicaragua, the dictatorship of the Somozas 
 was overthrown by the Sandinista National Liberation 
 Front (Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional or FSLN).
1982 The U.S. Census Bureau reported that 14% of the 
 population had an income below the official poverty 
 level in 1981.
1984 Geraldine Ferraro was nominated by the Democratic 
 Party to become the first woman from a major political 
 party to run for the office of U.S. Vice-President.
1985 Christa McAuliffe of New Hampshire was chosen to be 
 the first schoolteacher to ride aboard the space shuttle. 
 She died with six others when the Challenger exploded 
 the following year. 
2014  smiled.


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