Saturday, July 19, 2014, 09:11 AM
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Today is Saturday, July 19.
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DearWebby
Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a
Cleveland Woman Poses For
Kissable Duck Face Mug Shot
Details at Boneheads
From the History section at the bottom:
Today, in
1848 The Women's Rights Convention took place in
Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the
convention.
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you.
And when you get them, get them right,
or they will get you wrong.
--- Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734)
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash
register open and the toilets locked. They must think
toilet paper is worth more than money.
--- Joey Bishop (1918 - )
"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon,
'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?'
He answered, 'If the zoo wants you,
let them come and get you.'"
--- Jerry Lewis
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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young
farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it
had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you
rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a
drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father
would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said,
"Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where
I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer,
"he's under the load of hay."
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from
his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed
with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said,
"I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to
drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember!!"
Thanks to Dianne for this picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to
Angela Green,
Cleveland Woman Poses For
Kissable Duck Face Mug Shot
The duck-faced Cleveland woman was arrested Saturday and
charged with obstructing official business after refusing
to vacate a Quality Inn hotel room she and a male
companion had rented the previous evening.
When officers from the Wickliffe Police Department told
her and her friend they needed to leave or pay for
another day, Green, 34, allegedly became “loud and
uncooperative and refused to identify herself” to cops.
After a brief struggle, Green was arrested and
transported to jail where she posed for the above mug shot
before being released on $354 bond. She is scheduled for
arraignment in Willoughby Municipal Court on July 24.
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From: Ollie
Re: Pictures have a weird tint
Dear Webby
The last 15 pictures that I took, all have a weird tint and
less light than I expected. What could be the cause of that?
Ollie
Dear Ollie
Most likely you or somebody turned the main selector wheel
on the camera from Auto to Macro or some other unsuitable
setting. Put it back to Auto, and the camera will be
fine again.
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Pill Bottles for Transporting Salad Dressing
I take lunch to work daily. I use the empty and cleared
pill bottles to carry my salad dressing. Then, no
soggy salad and the size is perfect for the correct
amount of dressing without drowning the salad
By karendewillers [1]
Sporting goods and camping supply stores have
"toothpaste tube" style refillable plastic tubes.
Like mayonaise, salad dressing has a really low
PH to kill bacteria on contact. You can fill a
few tubes with your different dressings and not worry
about the dressing going bad. Just mark each tube
with a different color Mark-All. The type of plastic
used for those tubes sheds the paint with use, but
the screw-on caps take regular paint.
The tubes are opened at the bottom for refilling and
closed with a sliding clamp.
They work fine for jam too, or mustard or relish or
anything wet or gooey, and are a lot easier for
dispensing precise amounts than anything else.
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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in
front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk
lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending
the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make
these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the
customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"
>From Hilda
As my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald's one
day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something
terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be
hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please,
God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
Today in
1525 The Catholic princes of Germany formed the Dessau
League to fight against the Reformation.
1553 Fifteen-year-old Lady Jane Grey was deposed as
Queen of England after claiming the crown for nine days.
Mary, the daughter of King Henry VIII, was proclaimed Queen.
1788 Prices plunged on the Paris stock market.
1799 The Rosetta Stone, a tablet with hieroglyphic
translations into Greek, was found in Egypt.
1848 The Women's Rights Convention took place in
Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the
convention.
1870 France declared war on Prussia.
1939 Dr. Roy P. Scholz became the first surgeon to
use fiberglass sutures.
1942 German U-boats were withdrawn from positions
off the U.S. Atlantic coast due to effective American
anti-submarine countermeasures.
1943 During World War II, more than 150 B-17 and
112 B-24 bombers attacked Rome for the first time.
1946 Marilyn Monroe acted in her first screen test.
1975 The Apollo and Soyuz spacecrafts separated after
being linked in orbit for two days.
1979 In Nicaragua, the dictatorship of the Somozas
was overthrown by the Sandinista National Liberation
Front (Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional or FSLN).
1982 The U.S. Census Bureau reported that 14% of the
population had an income below the official poverty
level in 1981.
1984 Geraldine Ferraro was nominated by the Democratic
Party to become the first woman from a major political
party to run for the office of U.S. Vice-President.
1985 Christa McAuliffe of New Hampshire was chosen to be
the first schoolteacher to ride aboard the space shuttle.
She died with six others when the Challenger exploded
the following year.
2014 smiled.
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