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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Oregon Dope, who falls into the river while masturbating, and needs to be rescued. Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1945 During World War II, the Soviet Union declared war on Japan. After Hiroshima.
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>From Ann New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one--not the fat one." After a slightly uncomfortable silence she replied, "And that's my husband - the fat one."
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The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the license that his cab driver's name was "Winston Churchill." Trying to make conversation, he said, "I see your name is Winston Churchill." The driver simply said, "Yep. That's my moniker." The passenger, not willing to give up yet on some banter said, "That's a pretty famous name." The driver responded with: "As well it should be too. I've been driving a cab here for over forty years."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ernest Kirk, 31, Oregon City Oregon dope falls into the river while masturbating Ernest Michael Kirk was charged with public indecency and harassment. OREGON CITY POLICE DEPT. Ernest Michael Kirk was charged with public indecency and harassment. A naked and drunk Oregon man fell into a river while masturbating in a park in broad daylight, authorities said. Ernest Michael Kirk, 31, needed to be rescued after falling into the Willamette River while gratifying himself in Clackamette Park in Oregon City, according to the Portland Tribune. Cops received a phone call shortly after 2 p.m. Saturday and when they arrived at the scene they caught Kirk in the act, so to speak, the newspaper reported. Kirk, who was on a cliff bank just a few feet from the water, reportedly continued to masturbate with authorities at the scene. Apparently drunk and disoriented, he soon fell in the water and needed to be rescued. After a stay in the hospital, Kirk was charged with public indecency and harassment, and was hit with a parole violation. Cops say they believe he may have been using drugs, according to the Oregonian. Tech Support Pits From: Dianne Re: How do I stop Outlook Express from duplicating mails? Dear Webby, All of my mails get duplicated. What's up with that? How do I stop that nonsense? Dianne Dear Dianne Do a Search for Pop3uidl.dbx and delete it. After that you will get a whole bunch of mail the nect time you check it, but after that is should be OK. You might also consider upgrading to a more modern email program like Thunderbird or Windows Live Mail. Outlook Express is too easy for hackers to infect, as you have noticed. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Don't Try to Burn Poison Oak I know what NOT to do. Don't try to burn it. I had a friend try this and she got very sick from inhaling the fumes. I suggest wearing disposable gloves so the oil isn't transferred to anything else. Good luck! By Susan E. from Peoria, IL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grand-mother's meatloaf for dinner tonight and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right, because it's the one you gave me. But, it just didn't come out right and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George, because he loves meatloaf. What could have gone wrong"? Her mother replied soothing-ly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud, and tell me exactly what you did at each step and to-gether we'll figure it out." "Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef.'
One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?" The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!" To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the building fund...." To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just waddled in!"

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Today in 
1356 Edward "the Black Prince" began a raid north from Aquitaine. 
1588 The Spanish Armada was defeated by the English fleet 
 ending an invasion attempt. 
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for St. Helena, in the 
 South Atlantic. The remainder of his life was spent there 
 in exile. 
1844 After the killing of Joseph Smith, Bringham Young was 
 chosen to lead the Mormons. 
1876 Thomas Edison received a patent for the mimeograph. 
 The mimeograph was a "method of preparing autographic 
 stencils for printing." 
1899 The refrigerator was patented by A.T. Marshall. 
1940 The German Luftwaffe began a series of daylight air 
 raids on Great Britain. 
1945 During World War II, the Soviet Union declared war 
 on Japan. After Hiroshima.
1953 The U.S. and South Korea initiated a mutual security pact. 
1956 Japan launched an oil tanker that was 780 feet long and 
 weighed 84,730 tons. It was the largest oil tanker in the 
1966 Michael DeBakey became the first surgeon to install an 
 artificial heart pump in a patient. 
1974 U.S. President Nixon announced that he would resign 
 the following day. 
1978 The U.S. launched Pioneer Venus II, which carried 
 scientific probes to study the atmosphere of Venus. 
1988 It was announced that a cease-fire between Iraq 
 and Iran had begun. 
1990 American forces began positioning in Saudia Arabia. 
1994 The first road link between Israel and Jordan opened. 
1994 Representatives from China and Taiwan signed a 
 cooperation agreement. 
2000 The submarine H.L. Hunley was raised from ocean bottom 
 after 136 years. The sub had been lost during an attack on 
 the U.S.S. Housatonic in 1864. The Hunley was the first 
 submarine in history to sink a warship.
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