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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Delaware burglar caught cooking crab cakes Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1961 Berlin was divided by a barbed wire fence to halt the flight of East Germans to the West. Two days later work on the Berlin Wall began.
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. --- Max Beerbohm (1872 - 1956)
The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
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Over dinner, a woman said to her husband, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!" "How did you meet this fellow?" He asked, very concerned. She said, "Well, we met by accident, I hit him with the car."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stephen Quinn, 41, Delaware Burglar caught cooking crab cakes A burglar was arrested after being caught cooking crab cakes at the restaurant he broke into. Most thieves are usually desperate to get in and out as quickly as possible, but not Stephen L. Quinn who was busy preparing a midnight snack in the kitchen after breaking the glass front door at Delaware's Planet X Cafe. But before he could sit down and enjoy his meal-for-one, police arrived on the scene and captured the 41-year-old after he tried to give officers the slip. Quinn, who had also stolen a bottle of alcohol to accompany his food, was charged with burglary, theft under $1,500, criminal mischief, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, reports Delmarvanow. Tech Support Pits From: Ellen Re: Delete redundant URL and form choices in Chrome Dear Webby, Thanks so very much for your daily humor letter. I will try to upload some of your photos to Facebook or e-mails and I get This error message;"Can't Read Files Your photos couldn't be uploaded. Photos should be saved as JPG, PNG, GIF or TIFF files." Sometimes it just reads "Error." I have copied some and then scanned the copy and itd is still the same. How do I get photos in JEPG? I thought all my photo files were JEPG. Thanks so much for help...I need all the help I can get! Dear Hank Make sure the file names do not have spaces in them. Busty Blonde.jpg won't work BustyBlonde.jpg will work fine. There should not be ANY empty spaces in the file names, including at the end. When you scan something, save it as JPG, not as TIF. Some scanners come pre-set for TIFF, especially if they are Scan/Fax combos. TIFF has it's uses, but can be a real nuisance, and most browsers don't accept it. You can use any graphics program to convert TIF or TIFF pictures to JPG. Don't just rename them, that makes them useless. You have to actually convert them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A Sunday school teacher was instructing her class. Just before she dismissed them to go to church she asked them, "Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny was quick to blurt out what he was certain was the correct answer, "Because most of the people are sleeping!"
Bob was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." he said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" he asked. He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "It comes out at the ATM over there."

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Today in 
1521 Present day Mexico City was captured by Spanish conqueror 
 Hernando Cortez from the Aztec Indians. 
1704 The Battle of Blenheim was fought during the War of the 
 Spanish Succession, resulting in a victory for English and 
 Austrian forces. 
1792 French revolutionaries took the entire French royal 
 family and imprisoned them. 
1889 A patent for a coin-operated telephone was issued 
 to William Gray. 
1932 Adolf Hitler refused to take the post of vice-chancellor 
 of Germany. He said he was going to hold out 
 "for all or nothing." 
1942 Henry Ford unveiled his "Soybean Car." It was a 
 plastic-bodied car that weighed about 1000 lbs. less than 
 a steel car. 
1959 In New York, ground was broken on the $320 million 
 Verrazano Narrows Bridge. 
1960 "Echo I," a balloon satellite, allowed the first 
 two-way telephone conversation by satellite to take place. 
1961 Berlin was divided by a barbed wire fence to halt the 
 flight of East Germans to the West. Two days later work 
 on the Berlin Wall began. 
1985 The engagement of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger 
 was announced. 
1990 Iraq transferred $3-4 billion in bullion, currency, and 
 other goods seized from Kuwait to Baghdad. 
1992 Woody Allen began legal action to win custody of his 
 three children. A judge ruled against Allen in 1993. 
1994 It was reported that aspirin not only helps reduce 
 the risk of heart disease, but also helps prevent 
 colon cancer.
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