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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Floriduh duo busted for x-rated romp in parking lot Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1057 Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was killed by the son of King Duncan.
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Thanks to Liz for his story: To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test kit. Since I was going to the pharmacy, she asked me to pick one up. I didn't stop to think how I appeared to the clerk when I waddled up nine months pregnant to pay for the kit. "Honey," she said, "I can save you $15 right now. You're definitely going to have a baby."
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>From Lorraine On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great- grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free pro- fessional advice. Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
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Reported by Helen An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to April Newcomb, 42, and Brandon Tinyes, 20, Bradenton, Floriduh Floriduh duo busted for x-rated romp in parking lot AUGUST 13--A Florida woman who once was busted for cheering on her teenage daughter during a videotaped brawl with a classmate was arrested yesterday after cops spotted her having sex with a 20-year-old man while standing outside a pickup truck parked in front of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant. Responding to a 6 PM report of “two individuals engaging in sexual activity on the side of a red pickup truck,” cops discovered April Newcomb, 42, and Brandon Tinyes,20 , trysting. The couple was standing next to the open driver’s side door of a “red pickup truck with the tailgate down and both doors open.” The parking lot was “full of foot travel by people.” Apparently it got too hot inside the parked truck. As detailed in an explicit Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, a deputy spotted Tinyes “thrusting his hip back and forth” while the “moaning” Newcomb’s legs were wrapped around him. Newcomb and Tinyes were both naked from the waist down and had their genitals exposed, according to the report. After Tinyes “moved away from between” Newcomb’s legs, the pair explained that “they were friends and having sex.” Newcomb and Tinyes (pictured above) were arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors. Newcomb, a Bradenton resident, remains locked up in the county jail on $620 bond. Tinyes, who was also hit with a marijuana possession count, bailed out of custody earlier today. Newcomb was previously in the news in September 2010, when she was arrested for felony child abuse after she was seen on YouTube videos loudly encouraging her daughter to fight another teenager (a still from one of those videos is below). One video shows Newcomb, serving as her child’s corner man, yelling, “Don’t fucking stop” and “Punch her in the fucking body.” I remember considering her for a bonehead award, but at that time she got beat out by an even dumber crook. Tech Support Pits From: Janice Re: Gmail filters Dear Webby You have mentioned Gmail filters, but I never paid attention. Now that HAR* spam is going on my nerves. Can you please tell us again how to make filters? Thanks Janice Dear Janice Type the common search criteria into the search on top of Gmail. Pull down the little arrow on the right of the search and fine-tune the search. For example put "Harper" into the "Doesn't have" field. Yes, they finally added at least one Boolean field. Not like the 16 in MailWasher, but even one is a help. Then at the right bottom of that is a link to make a filter with that info. In the next window you specify what is to be done with the found stuff, for example "Delete it". Don't forget to put a checkmark at the bottom into "Also apply to matching conversations" That's snooty yuppy talk for "Stuff already found in your account, not just stuff, that might show up in the future". After you hit make this filter, it will take some time, but eventually your inbox will be updated without the obnoxious Har* crap. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Using An Iron For Candle Wax Cleanup I always do the same thing no matter where the wax has dripped; once on expensive (not mine) speakers. Let the iron heat up to a medium/light setting and have many paper towels (or paper bags ripped into squares) ready. You put down the paper or paper bag then place the iron on the spot. As soon as you see the paper (bag) getting a wet look to it remove it. Do the same thing over again and again until it's all removed. It works on wood, fabric, even walls (that you can't scrape). I have only once had a color stain left. That time I used a baking soda mixture to remove the small reddish stain left behind. Sometimes the easy things seem too simple, but try it. I have never had it fail. Make sure you don't let too much absorb at once, keep replacing the paper towels. The time I didn't have paper towels was when I cut a grocery brown bag up into squares and it worked also. Good luck! By Luana M. from San Diego, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced, older lady came to the door and barked out, "What do you want, Sonny?" "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, ma'am?" "Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?" replied the lady. "S-s-sorry, Ma'am," was his reply. "W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"
>From Ashton I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in a sick bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me. "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?" I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."

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Today in 
1057 Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was killed by the son 
 of King Duncan. 
1848 The dental chair was patented by M. Waldo Hanchett. 
1877 Thomas Edison wrote to the president of the Telegraph 
 Company in Pittsburgh, PA. The letter stated that the word, 
 "hello" would be a more appropriate greeting than "ahoy" 
 when answering the telephone. 
1911 The product Crisco was introduced by Procter & Gamble 
1914 The Panama Canal was officially opened to commercial 
 traffic as an American ship sailed from the Atlantic to 
 the Pacific Ocean. 
1918 Diplomatic ties between the U.S. and Russia were 
1943 Because of his special talent to use food scraps 
 in both unusual and appetizing recipes, the U.S. War 
 Department awarded Sgt. Edward Dzuba the Legion of Merit. 
1944 The Allied forces of World War II landed in southern 
1947 India became independent from Britain and was divided 
 into the countries of India and Pakistan. India had been 
 under British about 200 years. 
1948 The Republic of Korea was proclaimed. 
1949 In San Francisco, a stunt leap off the Golden Gate 
 Bridge was performed for the first time. 
1961 East German workers began construction of Berlin Wall. 
1971 U.S. President Nixon announced a 90-day freeze on wages, 
 rents and prices. 
1986 The U.S. Senate approved a package of economic sanctions 
 against South Africa. The ban included the importing of steel, 
 uranium, textiles, coal, and produce from South Africa. 
1997 The U.S. Justice Department decided not to prosecute FBI 
 officials in connection with the deadly 1992 Ruby Ridge siege 
 in Idaho. The investigation dealt with an alleged cover-up. 
2001 Astronomers announced the discovery of the first solar 
 system outside our own. They had discovered two planets 
 orbiting a star in the Big Dipper. 
2014  smiled.

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