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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Woman who poisoned roommates after they caught her having sex with their dog Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1920 Tennessee ratified the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. The Amendment guaranteed the right of all American women to vote.
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There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. --- James Thurber (1894 - 1961) I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. --- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said. "Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked. "Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped. "As old as the Hills," he intoned as he wrote on his form.
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Thanks to Tim for this story: A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at a speed of at least 30mph for it to start. She said fine, hopped into her old 5 ton Caddillac and drove off. I sat there fuming, wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 40 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shari Walters, 53, Albuquerque, NM Woman poisoned roommates after they caught her having sex with their dog Police say a New Mexico woman who was arrested for allegedly poisoning her roommates admitted that she did so because they caught her having sex with their dogs. Shari Walters, 53, was arrested Wednesday in Albuquerque after her roommates told Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputies that she'd admitted putting rubbing alcohol and toilet bowl cleaner in their food. They said that the alleged poisoning occurred two weeks ago, the evening after her female roommate, Beverly Bradley, allegedly discovered Walters "lying nude in a backyard shed with her German shepherd, Spike," according to Raw Story. She confessed it wasn't the first time. According to the Albuquerque Journal, Walters said she'd been having sex with dogs since she was 14. KOAT reports: After the encounter, the complaint says, Walters admitted to having sex with both her roommates’ dogs. Walters was dating a male roommate and, according to the complaint, he broke up with her. During dinner the night after the incident, both roommates noticed that their food tasted weird, and said Walters encouraged them to eat. When they confronted her, Walters allegedly said that she'd "stop trying to kill [them] if Jeffrey would be with her," according to KOAT. Jeffrey is Beverly Bradley's brother and other roommate. "That's psycho to me. I don't understand it," Beverly Bradley told the station. Walters was taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and then booked in Metropolitan Detention Center on charges including aggravated battery, cruelty or extreme cruelty to animals, and assault with intent to commit a violent felony. Tech Support Pits From: Dianne Re: My browsers go to Yaimo Dear Webby My browser defaults to yaimo, no matter how often I change the HOME page back to mine. And everything is slowed down. How can I fix that? I have Superantispyware, but that is no help. Dianne Dear Dianne That is nasty crap! You probably got it as a "Free Bonus" hidden on page 27 of the user agreement of some cutesy program you downloaded from Cnet or some similar place full of ads trying to sidetrack you into clicking on the wrong link. Yes, Superantispyware won't touch it, neither will 99% of the programs, that claim they would. AnviSoft and Regcure are some that I remember being a big waste of time. They might possibly be useful for something else, but did not help in getting rid of yaimo. Usually yaimo opens a back door for even more malicious and more dangerous stuff. MalwareBytes will get rid of most of that, and trim yaimo down to a harmless browser nuisance, that changes the home page and the chosen search engine. Pretty well all reputable instructions for getting rid of yaimo INCLUDE running Malwarebytes as one of the first steps involved. A good method is at Keep in mind, no matter which programs and methods you use, it is going to be tedious and time consuming. Good Luck! DearWebby
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Daily tip from No More Paper Products! This was something that put more money in our pockets instantly! We stopped using napkins and paper towels. We were spending at least $5.00 a week just to wipe our mouths and clean our house. Every week, my cart would be loaded with another round of paper products. Every week, I kept thinking "there has got be a better way!" And there is! For napkins at mealtime, we use cotton cloths that I crochet. You can whip up at least two from a $1.47 ball of cotton yarn at your local chain store. I use my kids' favorite colors so they can use them for an entire day and not get them mixed up before throwing in the wash. Or, simply use a value pack of inexpensive washcloths that can be purchased for a mere $4.00 at Walmart! As far as paper towel substitutes, I simply cut up our old t-shirts, sweat-pants, etc. They work like a charm for windows, mirrors and bathrooms. Saves the environment, space in my shopping cart, and money in my wallet. I can't believe I didn't do this years ago! :) By melissa [1] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Thanks to Sandie for this one: A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was. .......... God I miss him. "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCR....D."
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam.. I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove is for... but what's the BEER for?" At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"

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Today in 
1227 The Mongol conqueror Ghengis Khan died. 
1587 Virginia Dare became the first child to be born on 
American soil of English parents. The colony that is now 
Roanoke Island, NC, mysteriously vanished. 
1894 The Bureau of Immigration was established by the 
 U.S. Congress. 
1914 The "Proclamation of Neutrality" was issued by U.S. 
 President Woodrow Wilson. It was aimed at keeping the U.S. 
 out of World War I, but England persuaded the US to 
 participate and boost the economy. 
1920 Tennessee ratified the 19th Amendment to the U.S. 
 Constitution. The Amendment guaranteed the right of all 
 American women to vote. 
1937 The first FM radio construction permit was issued in 
 Boston, MA. The station went on the air two years later. 
1938 The Thousand Islands Bridge was dedicated by U.S. 
 President Franklin D. Roosevelt. The bridge connects 
 the U.S. and Canada. 
1940 Canada and the U.S. established a joint defense plan 
 against the possible enemy attacks during World War II. 
 Hitler was too dumb to realize, that the deck was already
 stacked agaisnt him.
1958 Vladimir Nabokov's novel "Lolita" was published. 
1966 The first pictures of earth taken from moon orbit were 
 sent back to the U.S. 
1990 The first shots were fired by the U.S. in the Persian 
 Gulf Crisis when a U.S. frigate fired rounds across the 
 bow of an Iraqi oil tanker. 
1991 An unsuccessful coup was attempted in against President 
 Mikhail S. Gorbachev. The Soviet hard-liners were responsible. 
 Gorbechev and his family were effectively imprisoned for 
 three days while vacationing in Crimea. 
1998 Mrs. Field's Original Cookies announced that they would 
 acquire the Great American Cookie Co. 
2014  smiled.

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