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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a a N.M. Robber who was caught after showering, and shaving in elderly victim's home. Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1985 The original Xerox 914 copier was presented to the Smithsonian Institute's Museum of American History. Chester Carlson was the man who invented the machine.
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An expert is a person who avoids small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy. --- Benjamin Stolberg The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds. --- King Farouk of Egypt (1920 - 1965) "Hell begins the day God grants you the vision to see all you could have done, should have done and would have done -- but did not do." --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia. "What's that?" she asked. "It means my heart is on the right side of my chest rather than on the left," I answered. "You should set up your machine to accommodate that." As she attached the wires, she asked casually, "Tell me, have you had that for long?"
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons. You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?" "Not really," Willie said, "If nobody ain't got no crayons, then what happened to all them crayons that nobody ain't got?"

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rudy Chavez, 43, ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. Robber Caught After Showering, Shaving In Elderly Victim's Home Police say a suspect accused of robbing a 94-year-old Albuquerque, New Mexico, man was caught after he shaved and showered in the victim's home - and left behind his fingerprints. The Albuquerque Journal reports authorities said 43-year-old Rudy Chavez was arrested Saturday. According to a criminal complaint, Chavez held Glen Miller at gunpoint while Chavez showered, shaved, dressed in Miller's clothes, and then left with Miller's car, television and cash. The complaint says Chavez told Miller he was committing the robbery because he had just been released from prison and couldn't find work. Albuquerque Police Lt. Paul Szych said investigators identified Chavez through fingerprints on the shaver and a bottle of mouthwash. Chavez faces a number of charges including kidnapping. He is held on $100.000 cash bail. Tech Support Pits From: Eric Re: HAR* spam Dear Webby Lately I have received a lot of spam supposedly about HAR* and loans and similar topics, to all of my email addresses, and there are many of those. The letters seem to be identical. What's the story and how do I get them to stop? Eric Dear Eric Something you downloaded reported all of your email addresses to some hacker, who probably sold them to a bunch of spammers. Since you probably can't change your email addresses, the only alternative is to get decent spam control, like MailWasher. It will identify the spam and mark it for deleting. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Keeping Tops From Sticking to Bottles To keep tops from sticking on bottles of things such as finger nail polish, glue, or other adhesives, rub a very small amount of Vaseline around the ridges before replacing the top. By Ann Reese Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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>From Ellen Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. I followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful--we never even felt hungry! But when we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it, I checked the recipes again. There, in fine print, was: "Serves 6."
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license plate number!" "That's no help," Bubba replied, "I'm using the license plate I stole off the mayor's truck to cut down on the speeding tickets."

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Today in 
1741 Danish navigator Vitus Jonas Bering discovered Alaska. 
1882 Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" debuted in Moscow. 
1914 German forces occupied Brussels, Belgium, during WW I. 
1923 The first American dirigible, the "Shenandoah," was 
 launched in Lakehurst, NJ. The ship began its maiden voyage 
 from the same location on September 4. 
1940 France fell to the Germans during World War II. 
1953 It was announced by the Soviet Union that they had 
 detonated a hydrogen bomb. 
1955 In Morocco and Algeria hundreds of people were killed 
 in anti-French rioting. 
1968 The Soviet Union and other Warsaw Pact nations began 
 invading Czechoslovakia to crush the "Prague Spring"
1977 Voyager 2 was launched by the United States. The 
 spacecraft was carrying a 12 inch copper phonograph record 
 containing greetings in dozens of languages, samples of 
 music and sounds of nature. 
1985 The original Xerox 914 copier was presented to the 
 Smithsonian Institute's Museum of American History. Chester 
 Carlson was the man who invented the machine. 
1991 A rally of more than 100,000 people occurred outside 
 the Russian parliament building to protest the coup that 
 removed Gorbachev from power. 
1997 Britain began voluntary evacuation of its Caribbean 
 island of Montserrat due to the volcanic activity of the 
 Soufriere Hills. 
1998 Canada's Supreme Court announced that Quebec could 
 not secede without the federal government's consent. 
1998 U.S. military forces attacked a terrorist camp in 
 Afghanistan and a chemical plant in Sudan. Both targets 
 were chosen for cruise missile strikes due to their 
 connection with Osama bin Laden. 
1998 The U.N. Security Council extended trade sanctions 
 against Iraq for blocking arms inspections. 
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