Wired or wireless connection in a new office? 

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Today is SMonday,  August 25

Tuesday, Aug 26, I will have to go to Calgary for more
injections into my eyeballs. That means no newsletters
for 2-3 days afterwards.

Have FUN!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Montana man who called 911 to complain that a stripper would not have sex with him Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1972 In Great Britain, computerized axial tomography (CAT scan) was introduced.
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If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. --- Tryon Edwards (1809 - 1894) Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them. --- Franklin P. Adams
When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there was endless ammunition. The most frequent target was the Resident Assistant. Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he exclaimed, "You crazy guys actually thought you could fool me with THAT old gag!" It was then he realized that we had removed the drainpipe under the sink and turned the "U" trap to point at his crotch.
BACK IN MY DAY In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads. Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon. In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a giant tortoise. In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed, razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax, you had to kill him with a shovel.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to William McDaniel,53, Butte, Montana Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him After paying $350 for a private dance at a gentlemenís club, a Montana man called police to complain that the stripper did not have sex with him. William McDaniel, 53, paid for the dance Saturday evening at Sagebrush Samís Exotic Dance Club and Casino in Rocker, a Butte suburb. But when he did not get the expected sex, he dialed 911 to register a consumer complaint. This was a mistake on McDanielís part. After questioning McDaniel, police arrested him for offering money for sexual favors, a misdemeanor. He was booked into the Butte-Silver Bow Detention Center, from which he was released Sunday morning after posting $550 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Lynn Re: Wired or wireless? Dear Webby What is faster for a home office network, old fashioned cable or wireless? I know I can't go by what the computer magazines say, because those guys never paid for their toys and have to watch who pays for the ads. The machines are not used for high file traffic games, just for office work, but in 4 different rooms. We are moving and I need to quickly decide whether to have the new place cabled or not. Thanks Lynn Dear Lynn Professionally installing cables so that they are hidden, with neat and clean wall jacks, is neither cheap nor fast. If you go that route, check with burglar alarm system installers. They know how to securely hide cables so that absolutely nothing shows. Wireless will be cheaper, and can be set up in an evening. The file transfer speed of wireless is better than cable, as long as there are no fridges or metal file cabinets bouncing the signal around, and as long as the distance is not over 50 feet, otherwise the file transfer speed is lower than cable. If you have one or more "roaming" laptops, go with wireless. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Wendy was waiting her turn at the bakery, when she heard a prospective bride give the cake decorator a hard time as she previewed her wedding cake. She demanded many extras and was critical of the work he'd done so far. After she left, he muttered, "I'm glad I put my special golden award on this cake. That young woman is sure eligible for it." Curious, Wendy studied the cake closely, but saw nothing. Finally the decorator pointed to the tiny bridegroom atop the cake with his tiny bride and there it was. Barely visible was the "golden award", a tiny ring, inserted in the groom's nose.
Thanks to Sandie for these stats: A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Beer Institute found that the average American drinks 22 gallons of beer a year. This means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon. Not bad!!!

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Today in 
1718 Hundreds of colonists from France arrived in Louisiana. 
 Some settled in present-day New Orleans. 
1814 The U.S. Library of Congress was destroyed by British 
1825 Uruguay declared independence from Brazil. 
1840 Joseph Gibbons received a patent for the seeding machine. 
1875 Captain Matthew Webb swam from Dover, England, to Calais, 
 France making him the first person to swim the English Channel. 
 The feat took about 22 hours. 
1920 The first airplane to fly from New York to Alaska 
 arrived in Nome. 
1941 Soviet and British troops invaded Iran. This was in reaction 
 to the Shah's refusal to reduce the number of German residents. 
1944 Paris, France, was liberated by Allied forces ending 
 four years of German occupation. 
1944 Romania declared war on Germany. 
1950 U.S. President Truman ordered the seizure of U.S. railroads 
 to avert a strike. 
1972 In Great Britain, computerized axial tomography (CAT scan) 
 was introduced. 
1978 The Turin shroud believed to be the burial cloth of 
 Jesus Christ went on display for the first time in 45 years. 
1981 The U.S. Voyager 2 sent back pictures and data about Saturn. 
 The craft came within 63,000 miles of the planet. 
1983 The U.S. and the Soviet Union signed a $10 billion 
 grain pact. That led to the USSR becoming a grain exporter
 instead of an importer.
1987 Saudi Arabia denounced the "group of terrorists" that 
 ran the Iranian government. 
1990 Military action was authorized by the United Nations 
 to enforce the trade embargo that had been placed on 
 Iraq after their invasion of Kuwait. 
1991 Belorussia declared independence from the Soviet Union. 
1992 It was reported by researchers that cigarette smoking 
 significantly increased the risk of developing cataracts. 
1995 Harry Wu, human rights activist, returned to the United 
 States. He said the spying case against him in China was 
 "all lies." 
1997 The tobacco industry agreed to an $11.3 billion 
 settlement with the state of Florida. 
2014  smiled.

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