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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Bonehead, who shot himself during a routine traffic stop Details at Boneheads Today, in From the History section at the bottom: 1980 The St. Gothard Tunnel opened in Switzerland. It is the world's longest highway tunnel at 10.14 miles long.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. --- Alan Corenk
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb," the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there." "Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported."
Thanks to Lillemor for this picture: Mount Tavruvur, in Papua New Guinea, went off last Friday. And they complain about MY man made pollution!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Geordan Morris, 22, Colorado Springs Bonehead shoots himself during routine traffic stop A routine traffic stop in Colorado Springs ended with a moron carrying a handgun accidentally shooting himself, according to police. Police say that 22-year-old Geordan Morris was pulled over early Sunday morning when the incident occurred. According to police records, the officer ‘observed the driver’s side door open and heard a pop that sounded like a gunshot.’ Morris collapsed onto the pavement, ‘stating he had shot himself.’ An ambulance needed to be called to take Morris to the hospital, where he was treated for non-life-threatening injuries. Police say that a search of the car turned up methamphetamine in addition to the handgun. Morris was arrested on multiple charges, including drug possession, after his release from medical care. KKTV reports that police believe Morris maybe have been attempting to stash the weapon when it discharged suddenly. This guy got all the signs identifying a moron: Backwards flat brim? Check. Casual cap and formal shirt and suit? Check. Cap pulled down over his forehead? Check. Fake diamond stud earrings? Check. Chin strap? Check. Meth in the car? Check. Girlish kissie-poo pout? Check. Carries a loaded handgun with the safety off? Check. Fumbles his gun and shoots himself? Check. Need any more signs to certify him? Tech Support Pits From: Dan Re: Where do you find good refurb machines? Dear Webby Gyppo mentioned "refurb machines". Where do you find those? Dan Dear Dan Staples usually has some on their site. Online only, they never have enough to send them to all their stores. You can also check with PriceGrabber. They usually have a lot of Refurbs. Read the comments to weed out dealers, who have not earned a good reputation. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Permanent Marker to Dye Rubbing Alcohol as Eyeglass Cleaner I keep rubbing alcohol in a small 2 oz. spray bottle. I use it to clean my glasses. You could also use your own homemade glass cleaner, but I find it easier to just fill it with the rubbing alcohol. Don't forget to label the bottle "Eyeglass Cleaner" or "Rubbing Alcohol". By ilovesophie [19] That is OK for plain glass, but not recommended for coated, high index plastic lenses. Those coatings resist scratches, cut down the UV, improve clarity, and all kinds of good stuff. They are not made to resist alcohol. Just use cheap automotive windshield washer fluid or regular window cleaner, that costs less per gallon than a half pint of rubbing alcohol. You can also take your sprayer to Walmart, and they will refill it free with their glass cleaner. I heard they make their own with a gallon of water and a squirt of Dawn. Whatever it is, it works and it is free. The best way to clean glasses is to spray them with whatever you got handy, rinse them under a strong stream of hot water, and dry them gently with a soft micro-fiber cloth or freshly washed t-shirt rag. No need to rub and scrub like an absentminded professor. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only type of cooking some men will do: When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking beer. (4) The man places the meat on the grill. (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
At a Milwaukee post office, a woman complained to the clerk that a Pony Express rider could get a letter from Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes five. "I'd like to know why," she scoffed. The clerk thought a moment and then suggested, "I guess the ponies must be getting old."

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Today in 
1698 Russia's Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards. 
1793 In France, the "Reign of Terror" began. The National 
Convention enacted measures to repress the French 
 Revolutionary activities. 
1836 Sam Houston was elected as the first president of the 
 Republic of Texas. 
1877 Sioux chief Crazy Horse was killed by the bayonet of 
 a U.S. soldier. The chief allegedly resisted confinement 
 to a jail cell. 
1881 The American Red Cross provided relief for disaster 
 for the first time. The disaster was the Great Fire of 
 1881 in Michigan. 
1885 Jake Gumper bought the first gasoline pump to be 
 manufactured in the U.S. 
1900 France proclaimed a protectorate over Chad. 
1914 The Battle of the Marne began. The Germans, British 
 and French fought for six days killing half a million 
1917 Federal raids were carried out in 24 cities on 
 International Workers of the World (IWW) headquarters. 
 The raids were prompted by suspected anti-war activities 
 within the labor organization. 
1930 Charles Creighton and James Hagris completed the drive 
 from New York City to Los Angeles and back to New York City 
 all in reverse gear. The trip took 42 days in their 1929 
 Ford Model A. 
1939 The U.S. proclaimed its neutrality in World War II. 
1945 Iva Toguri D'Aquino was arrested. D'Aquino was suspected 
 of being the wartime radio propagandist "Tokyo Rose". She 
 served six years and was later pardoned by U.S. President Ford. 
1953 The first privately operated atomic reactor opened in 
 Raleigh, NC. 
1957 Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" was first published. 
1958 Boris Pasternak's "Doctor Zhivago" was published for the 
 first time in the U.S. 
1960 Cassius Clay of Louisville, KY, won the gold medal in light 
 heavyweight boxing at the Olympic Games in Rome, Italy. Clay 
 later changed his name to Muhammad Ali. 
1961 The U.S. government made airline hijacking a federal offense. 
1977 The U.S. launched Voyager . 
1980 The St. Gothard Tunnel opened in Switzerland. It is the 
 world's longest highway tunnel at 10.14 miles long. 
1982 Eddie Hill set a propeller-driven boat water speed record 
 when he reached 229 mph. 
1983 U.S. President Reagan denounced the Soviet Union for shooting 
 down a Korean Air Lines. Reagan demanded that the Soviet Union pay 
 reparations for the act that killed 269 people. 
1983 "Sports Illustrated" became the first national weekly magazine 
 to use four-color process illustrations on every page. 
1984 Mortimer Zuckerman purchased the newsmagazine, "U.S. News & 
 World Report" for $163 million. 
1985 Rioting in South Africa spilled into white neighborhoods for 
 the first time. 
1986 NASA launched DOD-1. 
1990 Iraqi President Saddam Hussein urged for a Holy War against 
 the West and former allies. 
1991 Soviet lawmakers created an interim government to usher 
 in the confederation after dissolving the U.S.S.R. The new 
 name the Union of Sovereign States was taken. 
1992 A General Motors Corporation strike ended with a new 
 agreement being approved. Nearly 43,000 workers were on strike. 
1995 France set off an underground nuclear blast in the 
 South Pacific. 
2014  smiled.

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