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Good Morning,  !

Today is Tuesday,  September 9
It's a good thing I mowed the front half on Saturday
and the back half on Sunday. I had a feeling it was 
the last mowing of the season, because I had to refill
the gas can. Sure enough, today it snowed. 
We will get warm days again, but summer is over.

Have FUN!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Pennsylvania DUI, who let an 8-year-old steer his car. Details at Boneheads Today, in From the History section at the bottom: 1983 The Soviet Union announced that the Korean jetliner that they shot down on September 1, 1983 was not an accident or an error.
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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue. --- Greek Proverb Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. --- Barbara Tober Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. --- Franklin P. Jones
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well,"said her mother,"so how was the honeymoon?" Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes and we'll go talk to the rabbi," said the mother.
Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastors son, replied: "That's nothin'. My dad owns hell." "No way," another boy scoffed. "How can a man own hell?" "Sure he can," the preacher's son said. "My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Moeed Malik, 24, Hartford, CT Yamilet Mattei, 18, Holyoke, Massachusetts Stiffed hooker hooks hookahs SEPTEMBER 5--When a john refused to pay for a sexual encounter in a back room of a Connecticut smoke shop, a hooker stole three hookahs on her way out of the business, cops allege. According to a West Hartford Police Department report, Moeed Malik, 24, arranged last Thursday afternoon for a sexual liaison with Yamilet Mattei, 18, who advertised her services on, the classifieds site preferred by prostitutes and pimps everywhere. In the ad, Mattei called herself “Barbie.” Malik, cops say, declined to pay Mattei in advance, but promised to give her cash and a hookah after completion of the sex act (which subsequently took place in the rear of the Smokers' Discount World store, which is located in a West Hartford shopping plaza). But upon completion of the sex act, Malik, who works at the smoke shop, refused to pay Mattei, as first reported by the Hartford Courant. An argument between the parties ensued and Mattei took three hookahs off a store shelf and departed the business with a female friend, Danielle Santos, who had driven her to the business. In a move he now likely regrets, Malik called 911 to report the hookah theft. Police responded to the business and interviewed Malik and Mattei, who "freely admitted that she took the hookahs from Smoker's Discount World because Malik was refusing to compensate her as agreed upon.” Mattei, the report notes, “stated that she took three hookahs off of the rack as compensation for the ‘blow job.’” For his part, Malik was “verbally confrontational” and could not stick to a single story, police noted. He claimed to have hired Mattei as a “favor” for an uncle who never showed up at the shop. Mattei told officers that Malik described himself as a “good looking guy” and asked how much she charged for oral sex. He then inquired about the price for “bare back” sex. Later, while being fellated, Malik told Mattei that he “always wanted” to get “deep throat [from] a Puerto Rican.” In light of Mattei’s admission, she was charged with prostitution and larceny. Malik was busted for patronizing a prostitute and reporting a false incident. Santos was charged with criminal mischief (for breaking Malik’s iPhone) and pot possession. Mr Malik’s rap sheet includes several prior arrests, including a March collar for drug sales, possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and interfering with police. Police recovered one of the purloined hookahs in front of the store, while the two others were found inside a Dodge Charger rented by Santos. “All three hookahs were returned to the custody of Smoker’s Discount World,” according to the police report. Police charged Malik with patronizing a prostitute and falsely reporting an incident. He posted $2,500 bail and is due in Superior Court in Hartford Sept. 11. Mattei was charged with prostitution and sixth-degree larceny. She was released without having to post bail and is also due in court Sept. 11. Tech Support Pits From: Don Re: Quicken 2005 OK on Win7 Dear Webby Regarding your response on Quicken today. I have Quicken 2003 and it still works fine on my WIndows 7 Acer computer. Don Baker Thanks Don! I thought so too. It's just Quicken 2014 sandbagging XP. Didn't Microsoft buy Quicken a few years ago? Have FUN! DearWebby
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The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the blood circulation. "If I stood on my head, then the blood, as you know, would flow into my head and I would turn red in the face," she explained. "That's right," remarked one of the students. "Then why doesn't the blood flow into my feet when I'm standing upright in an ordinary position?" shouted, "That's because your feet are not empty!"

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Today in 
490 B.C. The Battle of Marathon took place between the 
 invading Persian army and the Athenian Army. The marathon 
 race was derived from the events that occurred surrounding 
 this battle. 
1776 The second Continental Congress officially made the term 
 "United States", replacing the previous term "United Colonies." 
1904 Mounted police were used for the first time in the 
 City of New York. 
1911 Italy declared war on the Ottoman Turks and annexed Libya, 
 Tripolitania, and Cyrenaica in North Africa. 
1919 The majority of Boston's police force went on strike. 
 The force was made up of 1,500 men. 
1919 Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin's HD-4, a 
 hydrofoil craft, set a world marine speed record. 
1942 Japan dropped incendiaries over US in an attempt to 
 set fire to the forests in Oregon and Washington. The 
 forest did not ignite. 
1943 During World War II Allied forces landed at Taranto 
 and Salerno. 
1948 North Korea became the People's Democratic Republic 
 of Korea. 
1965 French President Charles de Gaulle announced that France 
 was withdrawing from NATO to protest the domination of the 
 U.S. in the organization. 
1971 Gordie Howe of the Detroit Red Wings retired from the 
 National Hockey League (NHL). 
1981 Nicaragua declared a state of economic emergency and 
 banned strikes. 
1983 The Soviet Union announced that the Korean jetliner 
 that they shot down on September 1, 1983 was not an accident 
 or an error. 
1986 Frank Reed was taken hostage in Lebanon by pro-Iranian 
 kidnappers. The director of a private school in Lebanon 
 was released 44 months later. 
1993 Israeli and PLO leaders agreed to recognize each other. 
1994 The U.S. agreed to accept about 20,000 Cuban immigrants 
 a year. This was in return for Cuba's promise to halt the 
 flight of refugees. 
1997 Sinn Fein, the IRA's political ally, formally renounced 
 violence as it took its place in talks on Northern Ireland's 
1998 Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr delivered to the U.S. 
 Congress 36 boxes of material concerning his investigation 
 of U.S. President Clinton. 
1998 Four tourists who had paid $32,500 each were taken in 
 submarine to view the wreckage of the Titanic. The ship is 
 2 miles below the Atlantic off Newfoundland. 
1999 The Sega Dreamcast game system went on sale. By 1:00pm 
 all Toys R Us locations in the U.S. had sold out. 
2008 The iTunes Music Store reached 100 million applications 
2009 The iTunes Music Store reached 1.8 billion applications 
2014  smiled.

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