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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Pittsburgh perv gropes off-duty female marshal, and gets beat up and arrested. Details at Boneheads Today, in 1954 "Lassie" made its television debut on CBS. The last show aired on September 12, 1971.
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I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. --- Blaise Pascal (1623 - 1662) "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'" --- Elayne Boosler
Barak, a rather arrogant acquaintance, and were seated side by side on a train. An announcement was made that all electrical power would be out for a few minutes due to a blown circuit. Seated across from Barak and were two very attractive ladies. Just then the train entered a dark tunnel. A loud smack was heard. As the train left the tunnel, a large red hand print could be seen on Barak's face. Nothing was said by anyone. The train entered another dark tunnel and another loud smack was heard. As the train left the tunnel, another large red hand print could be seen on the other side of Barak's face. Again, nothing at all was said. Barak was thinking.... must have done something to those ladies and they thought it was me because of my reputation. But was thinking....I wish we would go through another tunnel so I could slap that idiot again!!! ------------ If you put nothing, or a full name like "Ms Ernestine F Trailer-Hooker III" into the FIRST NAME slot of the sign-up, that joke will fall flat. It's nearly as bad if you got a gift subscription from a neighbor, who typed your first name or nickname in all small or all large letters because she had a bottle of Southern Comfort in one hand and a donut in the other. If that is the case with your first name or nickname, hit REPLY and tell me, and I will instantly correct it. DearWebby
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old daughter was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was a hundred and eighty." Her daughter looked awestruck and asked, "How old are you now?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Flynn, 19, Pittsburgh Perv groped marshal An off-duty US Marshal says she fought back against a man who groped her butt and pulled down her shorts on a trail popular with runners in Pittsburgh. The 19-year-old suspect, Robert Flynn, ran away after allegedly pawing the marshal on Tuesday, but she chased him down and swiftly kicked him in the crotch, according to CBS Pittsburgh. While in pursuit of the accused pervert, the marshal hollered at other joggers to call 911. The woman says she identified herself as a federal marshal and kicked Flynn again after he resisted being detained and charged at her, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. The marshal, who's 5-feet-5 and weighs 150 pounds, also punched the 6-feet-4, 210-pound Flynn in the face. She injured a pinky in the tumult. Police arrived to find Flynn cornered by the marshal, according to WTAE. Police said Flynn might be the culprit in an earlier attack on the same route in which a woman said a young man hoisted up her skirt, CBS Pittsburgh said. Flynn faces numerous charges, including aggravated assault, indecent assault and escape, reports say. --------- In Europe they have "sharking", where teens pull down the shorts of other teens and run, while a cohort records "Candid Camera". However, with sharking, there is absolutely NO groping. Sharking is not considered a sexual thing, but a matter of embarrassing or inconveniencing a class mate, especially if he or she has both hands full with shopping or books. There too, the shark occasionally gets clobbered. Tech Support Pits From: Frieda Re: Empty subject mails Dear Webby What's the story with mails that arrive without a subject line? Years ago you showed me how to make a filter to dump them with Mailwasher, and that works fine on my work machine, but I am wondering if I also need that on my home machine. So far I just dumped those mails manually. Frieda Dear Dear Frieda "No Subject=No Intelligence" still holds true. You'll never see anything intelligent in an email that arrives without a subject, and you can use that filter as an IQ filter. If the senders don't have a positive IQ number, their mail won't waste your time. For those who want to know how to make that IQ filter, select "does not contain RegExpr" and put \w into the value field. The \w is a wildcard and stands for "any word character". That filter is kinda sneaky. If the subject line has only Chinese, Korean or Arab characters, then that mail gets marked for dumping too, since I won't read it anyway. Don't you pity the poor folks who don't have Mailwasher yet? Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic information and asks, "How much do you weigh?" "One-seventy," the man replies. The nurse asks him to step on the scale and it shows that his weight is actually 183. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "Five-eleven," the man answered confidently. The nurse measures and sees that he's only 5' 8". Then she takes his blood pressure, and it is very high. The man says, "Of course it's high! When I came in here, I was tall and slender. Now, suddenly I'm short and dumpy!"
"I'd like the number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona," the young man said to the 411 operator. "There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?" The young man hesitated a moment, then said, "Well, most people just call me Turkey."

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Today in 
1609 English explorer Henry Hudson sailed up what is now 
 known as the Hudson River. 
1873 The first practical typewriter was sold to customers. 
1914 The first battle of Marne ended when the allied forces 
 stopped the German offensive in France. 
1916 Adelina and August Van Buren finished the first 
 successful transcontinental motorcycle tour to be attempted 
 by two women. They started in New York City on July 5, 1916. 
1918 During World War I, At the Battle of St. Mihiel, U.S. 
 Army personnel operate tanks for the first time. The tanks 
 were French-built. 
1922 The Episcopal Church removed the word "Obey" from the 
 bride's section of wedding vows. 
1938 In a speech, Adolf Hitler demanded self-determination 
 for the Sudeten Germans in Czechoslovakia. 
1940 The Lascaux paintings were discovered in France. The 
 cave paintings were 17,000 years old and were some of the 
 best examples of art from the Paleolithic period. 
1943 During World War II, Benito Mussolini was taken by 
 German paratroopers from the Italian government that was 
 holding him. 
1944 U.S. Army troops entered Germany, near Trier, for the 
 first time during World War II. 
1953 U.S. Senator John F. Kennedy married Jacqueline Lee Bouvier. 
1953 Nikita Krushchev was elected as the first secretary of 
 the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. 
1954 "Lassie" made its television debut on CBS. The last 
 show aired on September 12, 1971. 
1963 The last episode of "Leave it to Beaver" was aired. The 
 show had debuted on October 4, 1957. 
1966 "Family Affair" premiered on CBS television. 
1974 Violence occurred on the opening day of classes in 
 Boston, MA, due opposition to court-ordered school "busing." 
1974 Emperor Haile Selassie was taken out of power by Ethiopia's 
 military after ruling for 58 years. 
1977 South African anti-apartheid activist Stephen Biko 
 died at the age of 30. The student leader died while in 
 police custody which triggered an international outcry. 
1983 Arnold Schwarzenegger became a U.S. citizen. He had 
 emigrated from Austria 14 years earlier. 
1992 Police in Peru captured Shining Path founder Abimael 
 Guzman. 
2009 Steve Jobs announced that Apple's iTunes had 88% of 
 the legal U.S. music download market.
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