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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Mouthy drunk driver in Tennessee Details at Boneheads Today, in 1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy.
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth --anonymously and posthumously. --- Thomas Sowell (1930 - ) Biography lends to death a new terror. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
There was a very wealthy 70 year-old man who had just married a beautiful 25-year-old young lady. One of his long time friends said to him, "How did you get that gorgeous woman to marry a 70 year-old guy like you?" The man leaned over and whispered to his friend, "It was easy. I simply told her that I was 90 and had heart problems, and she instantly fell in love with me." ----------------- I tried that, but not being very wealthy, only 65, and having fixed and out-hiked my heart problems, that did not work.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
Dad's organic potato patch (former compost, weeds and dirt) Click through for the large picture And the harvest from it Click through for the large picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Chantae Gilman, 26, Seattle, WA Mouthy drunk driver in Tennessee While seated in a police cruiser following his arrest for drunk driving, a Tennessee man warned a cop, “I am going to join ISIS and when I do, you will be the first person I kill.” Marco Antonio Dominguez, 24, was collared early today by a Metropolitan Nashville Police Department officer who noticed that his “vehicle was smoking and his windshield was smashed in.” Dominguez, who was standing next to the car at a gas station, had “vomit all over the front of his pants” and appeared intoxicated, according to a criminal complaint. After being busted for DUI, a handcuffed Dominguez mentioned his purported desire to join the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria terrorist organization. He later threatened, “Why don’t you take these handcuffs off and [I’ll] show you what I am made of.” Pictured in the above mug shot, Dominguez was charged with drunk driving, assault, driving without a license, and leaving the scene of an accident. Cops believe that his car was damaged when he struck a sign on a nearby interstate. Dominguez, who is locked up on $20,000 bond, is scheduled for a court hearing tomorrow. Tech Support Pits From: Dan Re: CD to Favorite Dear Webby, another question. is it possible to add a song that i am playing from a cd on my computer to " favorites " ? thanks again, dan Dear Dan Theoretically Yes, but in reality, No. Copy it to your hard drive, and make a desktop shortcut to it. That works fine. Once you have a bunch of those shortcuts littering your desktop, make a new folder on the desktop and change the lable from NEW FOLDER to MUSIC, and drag all those shortcuts into that folder. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Cleaning Your Silver It is always a good idea to wipe your silver off as soon as you are finished with it. For instance, my silver omega chain gets wiped after every use. The oils on your fingers and skin cause silver to tarnish. Here is a tip my mom gave me for removing that tarnish, if you forgot or just got too busy. Ideas for things that can be cleaned this way are: silverware, plates, things that are put away for holidays, literally anything silver or sterling, including jewelry. Place a sheet of aluminum foil in a bowl, spreading and molding it to the bowl. Sprinkle the foil with salt and baking soda, then fill with warm water. Take any tarnished silver or "sterling" items and soak them in the water. As the item soaks the tarnish will migrate to the foil. It is almost like magic. Take out of the water, rinse, and buff with soft cloth. To think how much time and money everyone will save is exciting, but the first time you see this happen is priceless. Enjoy your clean silver. Source: My mom, Luana McD. By Mistie http://www. Oil is not CAUSING tarnish, actually it prevents or slows the oxidation. The black or dark surface is just silver oxide. It can be converted back into silver by stealing the oxygen atoms from it. Aluminum wants to oxidize much more urgently than the silver wants to keep the oxygen, so as long as there is baking soda and a token bit of salt around, the oxygen will move to the foil. They used to make silver oxide batteries that took advantage of that fact. Before reversing the tarnish on silver clean it thoroughly to ensure there are NO oily or greasy spots on it. Those will not reverse the tarnish. Even fingerprints can preserve the tarnish. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
Doug and Bill were at the racetrack. Doug says, "You know, if you win $600 on a race, the track tells the government." Bill says, "Well it could be worse." Doug replies, "What could be worse than telling the government you won $600." Bill sighs, "Telling your wife."

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Today in 
1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the 
1893 Frank Duryea took what is believed to be the first 
 gasoline-powered automobile for a test drive. The 
 "horseless carriage" was designed by Frank and Charles Duryea. 
1897 The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa 
 Claus" editorial. It was in response to a letter from 8-year
 old Virginia O'Hanlon. 
1931 Britain went off the gold standard. 
1931 Japanese forces began occupying China's northeast 
 territory of Manchuria. 
1937 J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" was first published. 
1949 Communist leaders proclaimed The People's Republic 
 of China. 
1961 Antonio Abertondo swam the English Channel (in both 
 directions) in 24 hours and 25 minutes. 
1964 Malta gained independence from Britain. 
1966 The Soviet probe Zond 5 returned to Earth. The 
 spacecraft completed the first unmanned round-trip flight 
 to the moon. 
1973 Henry Kissinger was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to 
 become 56th Secretary of State. He was the first naturalized 
 citizen to hold the office of Secretary of State. 
1981 The U.S. Senate confirmed Sandra Day O'Connor to be the 
 first female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. 
1981 Belize gained full independence from Great Britain. 
1982 National Football League (NFL) players began a 57-day 
 strike. It was their first regular-season walkout. 
1982 Amin Gemayel was elected president of Lebanon. He was 
 the brother of Bashir Gemayel who was the president-elect 
 when he was assassinated. 
1984 General Motors and the United Auto Workers union reached 
 an agreement that would end the previous six days of spot 
1985 North and South Korea opened their borders for their 
 family reunion program. 
1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he 
 was ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action 
 was effectively seizing all state power. 
1996 John F. Kennedy Jr. married Carolyn Bessette in a 
 secret ceremony on Cumberland Island, GA. 
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