How long have Flashlight Trojans been around 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Wichita man, who raped a 100 year old woman. Details at Boneheads Today, in 2001 NASA's Galileo spacecraft passed within 112 miles of Jupiter's moon Io. Nobody was out on that day.
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: "You may be getting older But you are getting better." Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom." It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read: YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM
>From Bill One of my jobs in the Army is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized zone in South Korea. Before taking people to a lookout point to view North Korea, we warn visitors to watch their heads climbing the stairs, as there is a low overhang. The tour guide, first to the top, gets to see how many people have not heeded his advice. On one tour, I watched almost an entire unit hit their heads one after another as they came up the stairs. Curious, I asked their commander what unit they were from. "Military intelligence," he replied.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kasey Nesbitt, 35, Wichita, Kansas Wichita man arrested for raping a 100-year-old woman A 35-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the sexual assault last week of a 100-year-old woman, Wichita police said Friday. The man was booked into the Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of rape and aggravated burglary, Wichita police Capt. Troy Livingston said. Police would not name the man, but jail and police records identified him as Kasey Nesbitt of Wichita. He was arrested Monday in connection with a separate burglary case, jail records show. Nesbitt was arrested Thursday in connection with the woman’s rape and the burglary of her home. He was already in custody at the jail at the time for another burglary, by the time they re-arrested him on the woman's rape, records show. Kansas Department of Corrections records show Nesbitt has been in and out of prison since 2000, mostly on burglary and theft convictions. The assault occurred overnight on Monday and Tuesday of last week, Livingston said. The woman walked to a neighbor’s house at about 7:15 a.m. Sept. 30 and told the neighbor there were people inside her house in the 800 block of South Crestway. “She’s a strong and brave woman who was able to give us information,” Livingston said of the victim. “She seems to be doing fine, and her family is taking care of her.” Police soon had a suspect, but waited to make an arrest while they collected more evidence, police said. The woman, who lives alone, said she was awakened about 9 p.m. by the intruders inside her house, police said. One or more burglars forced their way inside through a back door. They remained in the house for several hours. Investigators are still trying to determine whether any property was taken. “This case was harder for our detectives to even grasp, not just the detectives on the case but all the detectives,” Livingston said. “They were all pretty shocked by this.” Tech Support Pits From: Anne Re: How long have Flashlight Trojans been around? At 01:05 PM 10/13/2014, you wrote: Dear Webby, Thank you so much for this info. I already have it on my phone. I put it on probably a year ago. Was it safe then? Where and how would I search for it, since I already have it on? I have a 5s iPhone. Anne Dear Anne As mentioned, the FTC got uptight about it in the summer of 2013, partly because the Government didn't think it was right that somebody else beside them was spying on the tax payers. Considering the speed of the Government, it would be safe and prudent to assume, that the flashlight apps have been around for probably about 3 or more years before that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Hairspray for Removing Nail Polish from Carpet I hope this helps, I knocked over a container of nail polishes onto my light blue bedroom carpet. Needless to say some of them broke, hot pinks, lime greens, etc. After I blotted up what I could with a napkin, I used a bottle of liquid hairspray, a brush, and after scrubbing a bit it came out in no time. Be generous with the hairspray, I literally poured it on. Any kind will do. By Sandy F. [1] http://www.
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Today in 
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte began his exile on the remote 
 island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean. 
1860 Grace Bedell, 11 years old, wrote a letter to 
 presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln. The letter stated 
 that Lincoln would look better if he would grow a beard. 
1892 The U.S. government announced that the land in the 
 western Montana was open to settlers. The 1.8 million acres 
 were bought from the Crow Indians for 50 cents per acre. 
1937 "To Have and Have Not" by Ernest Hemingway was published 
 for the first time. 
1945 Pierre Laval, the former premier of Vichy France, was 
 executed for treason. 
1946 Hermann Goering, a Nazi war criminal and founder of 
 the Gestapo, poisoned himself just hours before his 
 scheduled execution. 
1964 It was announced that Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev 
 had been removed from power. He was replaced with 
 Alexei N. Kosygin. 
1983 U.S. Marines killed five snipers who had pinned them 
 down in Beirut International Airport. 
1984 The Freedom of Information Act was passed. 
1989 Wayne Gretzky, while playing for the Los Angeles Kings, 
 surpassed Gordie Howe's NHL scoring record of 1,850 
 career points. 
1993 U.S. President Clinton sent warships to enforce trade 
 sanctions that had been imposed on Haitian military rulers. 
1993 South Africa's President F.W. de Klerk and African 
 National Congress President Nelson Mandela were named winners 
 of the Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts to end the 
 apartheid system in South Africa. 
1997 British Royal Air Force pilot Andy Green broke the 
 land-speed record by driving a jet-powered car faster 
 than the speed of sound. 
1997 The Cassini-Huygens mission was launched from Cape 
 Canaveral, FL. On January 14, 2005, a probe sent back 
 pictures of Saturn's moon Titan during and after landing. 
1998 The U.N. condemned the U.S. economic embargo on Cuba 
 for the seventh year in a row. 
2001 NASA's Galileo spacecraft passed within 112 miles of 
 Jupiter's moon Io. Nobody was out on that day.
2014  smiled.

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