Fake FireFox update and infection 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Principal arrested for Sexual Relations With Teen Details at Boneheads Today, in 1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY. It was the turning point in the American Revolutionary War.
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately she began flirting at him and and flattering him outrageously. He liked the young lady, but he was taken a bit aback by her fast and ardent pitch. Hhe was really amazed when after 30 minutes she seriously proposed marriage. "Look," he said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young lady declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the back office at the bank where you have your account. I know all I ned to know about you."
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Phillip Brock II, 37, in Troy, Missouri Principal arrested for Sexual Relations With Teen An elementary school principal in Troy, Missouri, is behind bars after being charged with 10 counts of sexual contact with a teenager. Phillip Brock II, 37, the principal of William Cappel Elementary School, was arrested Thursday after the alleged underage victim told police he had engaged in sexual contact with the suspect at least 20 times since May The student said that the last encounter was Sept. 14, KMOV.com reports. The teenager consented to a search of his cellphone, and police found text messages sent from Brock, according to the Troy Police Department. Armed with a search warrant, officials seized several items from Brock's home in Lincoln County, Missouri. Brock is currently at the Lincoln County Jail in lieu of $500,000 bond. He has been placed on paid administrative leave by the Lincoln County R-III School District. Tech Support Pits From: Bill Re: Fake FireFox At 01:05 PM 10/13/2014, you wrote: Dear Webby, Firefox worked great until I installed the latest version 32.0. Now, all I get is a blank screen with no icons or printing. I also downloaded a virus with this version. It took Avast hours to get rid of it. I am using Windows 7. I also upgraded Firefox on my notebook which uses Windows XP. It works fine. I tried system restore and that did nothing. I really need your help. Thanks. Bill Dear Bill If you got a virus alongside with a fake update, then you got a fake update from something, that was sneakier than AVAST. By the way, the current version is 34, not 32. I am using 33 and will update to 34 soon. Your 32 is just a trojan. The real 32 is at Firefox 32.0.3 (That is the complete installer) Obviously, AVAST did not stop that infection from coming in, and most likely, it is still there, just fooling Avast. Try Malwarebytes from http://webby.com/malwarebytes to clean up. Use the free trial. Do I sound like a broken record? After that, get a legitimate Firefox from Firefox directly, not from a virus distributor. All versions of FireFox from 0.8 to 34 are at https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases/ Just use Chrome to download one. You might also want to consider getting something a bit stronger than AVAST, for example McAfee. Do I sound like a broken record? Good Luck! DearWebby
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A Chicago salesman on a business trip to Boston had a few hours to kill before catching a plane home. Remembering an old friend's advice to try some broiled scrod, a favorite fish in Boston, he hopped into a cab and asked the driver, "Say, do you know where I could get scrod around here?" The driver replied, "Pal, I've heard that question a thousand times, but this is the first time, ever, in the passive pluperfect subjunctive."
An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that her com- puter needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her, "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I'll fix it for you." About ten minutes later she showed up at his door, with the electrical cord in her hand.

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Today in 
1739 Thomas Coram was granted a Royal Charter from George II 
 so a "hospital for the maintenance and education of exposed 
 and deserted young children" in Londond, England. 
1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY. 
 It was the turning point in the American Revolutionary War. 
1888 The first issue of "National Geographic Magazine"
1931 Al Capone was convicted on income tax evasion and was 
 sentenced to 11 years in prison. He was released in 1939. 
1933 Dr. Albert Einstein moved to Princeton, NJ, after 
 leaving Germany. 
1945 Colonel Juan Peron became the dictator of Argentina 
 after staging a coup in Buenos Aires. 
1973 The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries 
 (OPEC) began an oil-embargo against several countries 
 including the U.S. and Great Britain. The incident 
 stemmed from Western support of Israel when Egypt and 
 Syria attacked the nation on October 6, 1973. The 
 embargo lasted until March of 1974. 
1978 U.S. President Carter signed a bill that restored 
 full U.S. citizenship rights to Confederate President 
 Jefferson Davis. 
1979 Mother Teresa of India was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. 
1987 U.S. First Lady Nancy Reagan underwent a modified 
 radical mastectomy at Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland. 
1989 An earthquake measuring 7.1 on the Richter Scale hit 
 the San Francisco Bay area in California. The quake caused 
 about 67 deaths, 3,000 injuries, and damages up to 
 $7 billion. 
1994 Israel and Jordan initialed a draft peace treaty. 
1994 The Angolan government and rebels agreed to a peace 
 treaty that ended their 19 years of civil war. 
1997 The remains of revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara 
 were laid to rest in his adopted Cuba, 30 years after 
 his execution in Bolivia. 
2000 In New York City, Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum opened 
 to the public. The 42nd Street location joined Tussaud's 
 other exhibitions already in London, Hong Kong, Amsterdam 
 and Las Vegas. 
2001 Israel's tourism minister was killed. A radical 
 Palestinian faction claimed that it had carried out the 
 assassination to avenge the killing of its leader by 
 Israel 2 months earlier. 
2001 Pakistan placed its armed forces on high alert because 
 of troop movements by India in the disputed territory of 
 Kashmir. India said that the movements were part of a 
 normal troop rotation. 
2001 Italian priest Giuseppe "Beppe" Pierantoni was kidnapped 
 by the terrorist group the "Pentagon." He was released on 
 April 8, 2002. 
2003 In the U.S., the Food and Drug Administration approved 
 a drug, known as memantine, to help people with Alzheimer's 
2003 In Taipei, Taiwan, construction crews finished 
 1,676-foot-tall-building called Taipei 101. The building 
 was planned to open for business in 2004. 
2003 In northwest England, the Carnforth railway station 
 reopened as a heritage center. 
2014  smiled.

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