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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Canadian couple ferrying dope from Las Vegas to California Details at Boneheads Today, in 1898 The American flag was raised in Puerto Rico only one year after the Caribbean nation won its independence from Spain.
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. --- Chinese Proverb There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking. --- Thomas A. Edison A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. --- Oscar Wilde
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. "How are you feeling?" the visitor asked. "Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!" "What are you worried about, dear?" her friend asked. "You look like you're in good health. They are taking care of you, aren't they?" "Yes, they are taking very good care of me." "Are you in any pain?" she asked. "No, I have never had a pain in years." "Well, what are you worried about?" her friend asked again. The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry. "Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went."
Thanks to Bob for this report: I attended Palm Beach Atlantic College in Florida. It's only about a mile from the ocean, so students frequently go to the beach, even between classes. One day I was meeting with our dean, when he stopped me in the middle of our conversation and asked if I was an "A" student. Puzzled, I replied, "Mostly, why do you ask?" "You don't have a tan," he explained. "Around here, the darker the tan, the lower the grade."
Thanks to Brenda from TriangleB for this picture of one of her Tennessee Walking Horses and the pup b Click through for the large picture Tourists in Las Vegas, looking for anybody with a pool or air conditioning.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to No official mug shots available yet Krista Boseley, 30 and Gilles Lapointe, 61 Wannabe Playboy Model In Ecstasy Trafficking Bust OCTOBER 15--A wannabe Playboy model and a male associate were arrested by federal agents after flying into a California airport from Las Vegas in a private plane loaded with a massive cache of Ecstasy pills and powder, according to court records. Acting on information that the plane may have been involved with the smuggling of drugs or currency, investigators questioned the duo upon landing last Thursday at John Wayne Airport in Orange County. Krista Boseley, 30, and pilot Gilles Lapointe, 61, were both carrying large sums of cash that they claimed to have won the prior evening at the Bellagio casino. The pair, both of whom are Canadian citizens, subsequently had their bags searched after a drug detection dog alerted to the presence of narcotics. As detailed in a U.S. District Court complaint, agents found about 30,000 Ecstasy pills in Lapointe’s luggage, and another 28,000 pills inside the plane. The aircraft (seen below) also contained nearly 90 pounds of powdered Ecstasy and a “GPS Tracker Detector” that, investigators allege, is used by drug smugglers “to determine whether law enforcement has placed a tracking device on their vehicles or planes.” Boseley, pictured above, and Lapointe were arrested after agents found the Ecstasy stash. Boseley denied knowledge of the drugs being trafficked or “anything illegal.” Lapointe, however, appears to have made incriminating statements to agents, though they are not detailed in the felony complaint charging the duo with conspiracy to distribute narcotics. Following Boseley’s arrest, investigators learned that she had been stopped last year by Los Angeles Police officers who found her with more than $40,000 in cash. “Boseley stated at that time that the money belonged to someone else.” She was also found in possession of a receipt showing that Lapointe’s plane had been refueled at the Santa Barbara airport. Tech Support Pits From: Bill Re: Fixed FireFox At 01:05 PM 10/13/2014, you wrote: Dear Webby, It's Bill again, this time with good news. I discovered that holding down the shift key when stating Firefox, brings up a small option box. Click on "start the program in safe mode". Firefox then appears as it should. Go to the three bar "toolbox" and check "options". Under "advanced" uncheck the box "use hardware acceleration where available". Click OK and restart Firefox. It now runs as the program that we have all come to know and love.... at least it worked for me. Thanks again for your help. All the best. Bill Dear Bill Thank you for that extremely valuable information! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Natural Remedy for Armpit Odor I come from a tropical country when I was a kid. I remember at school the teacher would make us rub lime with baking soda, that used to work very well! By mremis [1]
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Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men. Mary: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my ex one time, and he told me I asked too many questions! Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask? Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions, like, "Why did you hit the ball into that lake?"
Tom was in his early 50’s retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Everyday, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Tom, I have to tell you. I like your work ethic. You do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome." "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it." "Well, good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?" They said, "Good morning, General. Here is your coffee!"


Today in 
1469 Ferdinand of Aragon married Isabella of Castile. The 
 marriage united all the dominions of Spain. 
1685 King Louis XIV of France revoked the Edict of Nantes, 
 which had established the legal toleration of the 
 Protestant population. 
1767 The Mason-Dixon line was agreed upon. It was the 
 boundary between Maryland and Pennsylvania. 
1842 Samuel Finley Breese Morse laid his first telegraph 
1860 British troops burned the Yuanmingyuan at the end of 
 the Second Opium War. 
1867 The U.S. took formal possession of Alaska from Russia. 
 The land was purchased of a total of $7 million dollars 
 (2 cents per acre). 
1892 The first long-distance telephone line between Chicago, 
 IL, and New York City, NY, was opened. 
1898 The American flag was raised in Puerto Rico only one 
 year after the Caribbean nation won its independence from 
1929 The Judicial Committee of England’s Privy Council ruled 
 that women were to be considered as persons in Canada. 
1944 Czechoslovakia was invaded by the Soviets during WWII. 
1956 NFL commissioner Bert Bell disallowed the use of radio-
 equipped helmets by NFL quarterbacks. 
1958 The first computer-arranged marriage took place on Art 
 Linkletter's show. 
1969 The U.S. government banned artificial sweeteners due to 
 evidence that they caused cancer. 
1970 Quebec's minister of labor was found strangled to death 
 after eight days of being held captive by the Quebec 
 Liberation Front (FLQ). 
1983 General Motors agreed to hire more women and minorities 
 for five years as part of a settlement with the Equal 
 Employment Opportunity Commission. 
1985 South African authorities hanged black activist Benjamin 
 Moloise. Moloise had been convicted of murdering a police 
1989 Egon Krenz became the leader of East Germany after Erich 
 Honecker was ousted. Honeker had been in power for 18 years. 
1997 A monument honoring U.S. servicewomen, past and present, 
 was dedicated at Arlington National Cemetery. 
2013 Saudi Arabia became the first nation to reject a seat 
 on the United Nations Security Council. Jordan took the 
seat on December 6.
2014  smiled.

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