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Good Morning, ,
Today is Monday, October 20

Dad is OK.
He went up into the mountains today and hiked a bit up there. 
High altitude seems to help him considerably.

He noticed that they had painted his outline on the road, 
where the bimbo's car had tossed him to, with bright red 
paint, to embarrass that bimbo every time she drives by, 
and also to remind all other drivers not to back out without 
checking to see if the sidewalk was clear.

Apparently they now paint the "crime scene" outlines in 
white if there was no blood, and in red if there was blood.

He got a good chuckle out of that.

His injuries are healing nicely, and did not stop him from 
some short hikes.

Have FUN!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Boy, 8, crashed suv after drunk dad let him drive Details at Boneheads Today, in 1969 U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew referred to anti-Vietnam War protesters "an effete corps of impudent snobs." 1968 Jackie Lee Bouvier Kennedy married Aristotle Onassis.
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The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities. --- Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC)
A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand -- to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad." The Lamaze instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up. "You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked. "Exactly," replied the instructor. To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Thanks to Brenda from TriangleB for this picture of one of her Tennessee Walking Horses and the pup b Click through for the large picture Windows support techs commuting to work
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Frank Gordon Conway, 46, Robinson, PA Drunk dad let 8 year old boy drive An intoxicated Pennsylvania father told police that he “did not see a problem” with allowing his eight-year-old son to drive his SUV, which the boy crashed into a tree late one night, according to court records. Frank Gordon Conway, 46, was allegedly plastered when he let the child take over the driving duties around 9 PM on August 4. The boy, police noted, was seated between his father’s legs in the driver’s seat of a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee. The child, who was steering the vehicle and controlling its pedals, told police that he “drove in the yard, on the street and in the parking lot of the V.F.W. before re-entering the yard and hitting the wrong pedal which caused him to strike a tree,” according to an October 14 probable cause affidavit. The car struck a tree near Conway’s home in Robinson, a township about 12 miles west of Pittsburgh. The boy suffered injuries to his face and sternum in the crash, police reported. During a post-accident interview at the Indiana Regional Medical Center, a “highly intoxicated” Conaway told cops that he “did not see a problem” with his son driving the vehicle. Following that admission, “Charges were then filed.” Pictured above, Conway is facing several criminal counts, including misdemeanor child endangerment and reckless endangerment, in connection with the crash. He is scheduled for a November 19 District Court preliminary hearing. Tech Support Pits From: Sandra Re: Script error At 01:05 PM 10/13/2014, you wrote: Dear Webby, More frequently now than ever before, both of my PCs will seemingly lock up (sometimes for hours) while the message says it is running a script...I can't do anything while this is occurring, not even log off or shut down. Control/Alt/Delete doesn't even work. I have to turn off the computer manually and upon start the problem is resolved, but it is annoying. What does 'running a script' even mean? Can I stop allowing any scripts to run, or are they a necessary evil? Sandra Dear Sandra 90% of the time the "script" is Adobe Flash getting choked up because Yahoo fails to provide a complete download of a movie or music or speech. The "script" is waiting for a continuation of some download. I don't think there is anything you can do about that, short of getting a better ISP. The same thing happens with other ISPs too, just not as frequently or as seriously. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Mark the "Up" Side on Electrical Plugs Do you have cords to plug into an outlet and are always trying to plug it in upside down, because of one prong being wider than the other? In the correct position, put a dab of white out (liquid or tape) on a dark-colored plug or draw a black spot with a permanent marker on a light-colored or white plug. I always do a tiny heart. Sure has made my life easier - sometimes it's the little things! By Vicky from Central KY
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Thanks to Lisa for this story: For our 20th anniversary my husband and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat, except for me and one handsome young man. As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, he swam. I snorkeled for another 40 minutes. So did he. I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, asked him coyly why he had stayed in the water for so long. "I'm the lifeguard," he replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't get out until you did."
There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Tim Alley's Grocery Store. The owner Tim doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger. One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?" Junior said, "Nah, if I took the dime, they'd quit giving me free nickles!"

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Today in 
1740 Maria Theresa became the ruler of Austria, Hungary and 
 Bohemia with the death of her father, Holy Roman Emperor 
 Charles VI. 
1774 The new Continental Congress, the governing body of 
 America’s colonies, passed an order proclaiming that all 
 citizens of the colonies "discountenance and discourage 
 all horse racing and all kinds of gaming, cock fighting, 
 exhibitions of shows, plays and other expensive diversions 
 and entertainment." 
1803 The U.S. Senate approved the Louisiana Purchase. 
1818 The U.S. and Great Britain established the boundary between 
 the U.S. and Canada to be the 49th parallel. 
1827 The Battle of Navarino took place during the Greek War for 
1873 A Hippodrome was opened in New York City by showman 
 Phineus T. (P.T.) Barnum. 
1903 A joint commission ruled in favor of the U.S. concerning 
 a dispute over the boundary between Canada and the District 
 of Alaska. 
1910 A baseball with a cork center was used in a World Series 
 game for the first time. 
1935 Mao Zedong arrived in Hanoi after his Long March that 
 took just over a year. He then set up the Chinese Communist 
1942 Pierre Laval told the French labor that they must serve 
 in Germany. 
1944 Allied forces invaded the Philippines. 
1947 Hollywood came under scrutiny as the House Un-American 
 Activities Committee opened hearings into alleged Communist 
 influence within the motion picture industry. 
1952 The Mau Mau uprising against white settlers began 
 in Kenya. 
1968 Jackie Lee Bouvier Kennedy married Aristotle Onassis. 
1979 The John F. Kennedy Library in Boston was dedicated. 
1993 Attorney General Janet Reno warned the TV industry 
 to limit the violence in their programs. 
1995 Britain, France and the U.S. announced a treaty that 
 banned atomic blasts in the South Pacific. 
2003 A 40-year-old man went over Niagara Falls without 
 safety devices and survived. He was charged with illegally 
 performing a stunt. 
2009 European astronomers discover 32 exoplanets.
2014  smiled.

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