Script Error fix for IE 

Good Morning, ,
Today is Tuesday, October 21

The people two houses down the street hired a landscaper to
rake their leaves and haul them away. Once he was done with
that, the West wind picked up and hauled my leaves away.

By the time I went for my evening walk with Copper, their
lawn had more leaves on it than mine. That system has 
worked quite well for me and I don't plan on buying a leaf 
rake in the forseeable future.

Have FUN!

Wanted Woman Arrested After Demanding Police Remove Unflattering Facebook Photo Details at Boneheads Today, in 1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution, was launched in Boston's harbor.
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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. --- Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two big men standing by the door? They're hushers."
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" Doc asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family." "Oh, come now," Doc said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Monica Hargrove, Wanted Woman Arrested After Demanding Police Remove Unflattering Facebook Photo Ohio Police say a woman was so upset by the unflattering photo detectives posted to Facebook that she called them and demanded that it be removed, leading to her arrest. "This is a first for us," Denise Alex-Bouzounis, public information officer with the Columbus Police Department, told The Huffington Post. "She really didn't want her face out there for everyone to see." According to Alex-Bouzounis, she posted 34-year-old Monica Hargrove's mug shot to the department's Facebook page on Sept. 10, as part of a weekly roundup called "Warrant Wednesday." "It included her mug shot, her name and information about the crime," said Alex-Bouzounis. The Facebook post read, in part: "On August 30th Hargrove offered a female acquaintance a ride to a pharmacy on E. Main St. to pick up a prescription. After the acquaintance got the prescription and got back in the vehicle, Hargrove robbed the victim at gunpoint, leaving her on the side of the road." According to The Columbus Dispatch, Hargrove had been indicted in the case for aggravated-robbery and kidnapping. The Facebook post, which garnered 64 shares and some 54 thousand pages views, did not go unnoticed by Hargrove. Police say the woman was so upset by the mug shot photo, which she considered unflattering, that she called within 48 hours of the post. "She contacted the detective listed on the Facebook post and said, 'Hey, I want my picture down,'" Alex-Bouzounis said. " [The detective] said, 'Come on in and we'll talk about it.'" And, police say, that is exactly what Hargrove did. "She came in and he put her under arrest," said Alex-Bouzounis. "Warrant Wednesday" has proven to be such a success for the police department that they plan to continue using Facebook to hunt down wanted individuals. "We've had a lot of Facebook followers help turn people in," said Alex-Bouzounis. Tech Support Pits From: Neil Re: Script error fix for IE At 01:05 PM 10/13/2014, you wrote: Dear Webby, I read about the script errors in today's tech support and offer these possible solutions from ms support, and Major Geeks. I went online with a tech at HP and he sent me to which fixed the problem. He also had me uncheck the box at Tools>Internet Options>Advanced> Enable Third Party Browser Extensions VOILA! No more script errors. Neil Dear Neil I have not used IE for years because of security problems, but I would expect extremely hostile opposition to turning off all the Third Party Browser Extensions, that make IE compatible to the other browsers, or that make life a lot easier. For just one example, turning off RoboForm? NFW!!!!! People, who use RoboForm a dozen times a day would much rather turn off IE. Other subscribers suggested to give Adobe 2 or more MB of disk space to cache files, so that it will pop a pop-up asking whether to stop a script or to continue. With Chrome and FireFox that works OFTEN, but sometimes you still have to hit CTRL - SHIFT - ESC to bring up the task manager and kill the browser. It helps often, but not always. By the way, if you kill the browser that way, both FF and Chrome ask you whether you want to restore your 75 open tabs when you restart the browser. You don't loose anything when you axe those browsers that way. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Homemade fly trap Take any jar and squirt some jelly inside. Put a funnel in the jar. Some flies will go into the jar through the funnel and some will hang around the outside lid of the jar. Vacuum the outside flies, then lift the funnel a bit and vacuum the inside flies that are still flying around, not the ones that have died. When you vacuum the flies from the jar, look around the room, near the ceiling for other flies, and vacuum them too. Now, locate the food source of the flies. It could be a compost pail, a garbage pail, cat litter or even a piece of fruit that has fallen behind the stove. Once you have gotten rid of your current infestation, change the litter, compost, etc. every 6 or 7 days. This will prevent any fly maggots from maturing to the adult stage, because it takes them at least 8 days. You can use a similar process for killing outdoor mosquitoes. Give them one or more dishes of water, placed in the shade, like under a bush. The female will lay her eggs in the water. Change the water every six days, which is not long enough for the eggs to hatch. By jean99 [1]
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"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation and decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster... As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said. By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view." "And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the visitor. "Yes," he said sheepishly, "Remain seated at all times !"
WHILE ON THE FREEWAY in Los Angeles, I was behind a pack of cars. The last driver was on the phone and drifting all over the road. This did not escape the attention of a California Highway Patrol officer, who snuck up behind her and said over his loudspeaker, "If you can't stay in your lane while on the phone, pull over until the call is completed." Immediately eight cars pulled over and one took off like he thought he was faster than the Highway Patrol.

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Today in 
1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution, 
 was launched in Boston's harbor. 
1805 The Battle of Trafalgar occurred off the coast of Spain. 
 The British defeated the French and Spanish fleet. 
1849 The first tattooed man, James F. O’Connell, was put on 
 exhibition at the Franklin Theatre in New York City, NY. 
1858 The Can-Can was performed for the first time in Paris. 
1879 Thomas Edison invented the electric incandescent lamp. 
 It would last 13 1/2 hours before it would burn out. 
1917 The first U.S. soldiers entered combat during WWI near 
 Nancy, France. 
1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per 
 minute on a manual typewriter. 
1925 The photoelectric cell was first demonstrated at the 
 Electric Show in New York City, NY. 
1925 The U.S. Treasury Department announced that it had fined 
 29,620 people for prohibition (of alcohol) violations. 
1944 During World War II, the German city of Aachen was 
 captured by U.S. troops. 
1945 Women in France were allowed to vote for the first time. 
1950 Chinese forces invaded Tibet. 
1967 Thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington, DC, in 
 opposition to the Vietnam War. 
1983 The Pentagon reported that 2,000 Marines were headed to 
 Grenada to protect and evacuate Americans living there. 
1986 The U.S. ordered 55 Soviet diplomats to leave. The action 
 was in reaction to the Soviet Union expelling five American 
1991 Jesse Turner, an American hostage in Lebanon, was released 
 after nearly five years of being imprisoned. 
1994 North Korea and the U.S. signed an agreement requiring 
 North Korea to halt its nuclear program and agree to inspections. 
2003 The U.S. Senate voted to ban what was known as partial 
 birth abortions. 
2003 North Korea rejected U.S. President George W. Bush's offer 
 of a written pledge not to attack in exchange for the communist 
 nation agreeing to end its nuclear weapons program.
2014  smiled.

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