Fake Youtube alert scam 

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Today is Saturday, October 25

Who sent me the collection of pictures, from which I took
yesterday's picture of the spiny, white sear monster?
Somehow I misp[laced and lost that collection. If you sent 
it to me, or have a copy of it, please send it to me!

Have FUN!

Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Wyoming woman, who was arrested for beating boyfriend with a metal broom handle. Details at Boneheads Today, in 1955 The microwave oven for home use was introduced by The Tappan Company.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. --- Bill Vaughan
Thanks to Sandie for this: When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, my blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said that eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said, "Just think in colors. Fill your plate with bright colors of greens, yellows, reds, etc." So, I went right home and emptied an entire bag of M&Ms onto a plate, ate them and sure enough, I felt better!
The reporter met the plane that brought back soldiers from their year in Afghanistan. He wanted to write a human interest story, and asked one soldier, "What's the first thing you'll do when you get home?" The soldier immediately replied, "Stupid question! Spend an hour in bed with my wife." The reporter realized he'd never get that printed, and asked, "Oh. Well, and what will you do after that ?" "Take off these stupid boots!"
A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are the glaciers?" The lady asked. "The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD Michelle Martinez, 27, Casper, Wyoming Man says girlfriend beat him with metal broom handle A Casper man is accusing his girlfriend of beating him with a metal broomstick. Miguel Martinez, 27, who is also identified in the police report as Michelle Martinez, is charged with aggravated assault in the Wednesday night attack. Police responded to a camper on Durbin Street about 11:40 p.m. and found Martinezís boyfriend bleeding from the head. The man was transported to Wyoming Medical Center for treatment. He told officers that Martinez had beaten him with an unknown metal object, which may have been a broomstick. He also said Martinez threw a champagne glass at him, which shattered on his chest. Police found Martinez hiding in the backyard of a home on Kimball Street. Martinez was transported to the Natrona County Detention Center. Tech Support Pits This is an old one to answer a question I got over the phone, without having to type down the conversation. From: Dani Re: Filter for U-Tube spoofs Dear Webby: How do I filter out crap like this? I KNOW I am not on any video, and since the barbecue blew up this spring, I am not even on any photo! I am actually contemplating becoming a muslim until my hair grows back. :( In addition to that, MailWasher tells me that it is linking to somewhere else. Here is a typical example: === this i not good. If this video gets to her husband your both dead. see for yourself... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQrTPGpMziX [links to] === I am sure you get them too. How do you filter them? Dani Dear Dani I had to root around the restore bin to find an example. The same 7BIT filter that I described earlier, also gets this type of virus generated spam. "IF the entire header contains 7BIT then delete, without warning". They fly right by, straight to hell, unseen by anybody, except when you send me to check the restore bin. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the little girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she told the girl. When they were coming out of the church, the mother asked her daughter which amount she had given. "Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give the dollar, but just before the collection the man in the pulpit said that we should all be cheerful givers. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if I gave the quarter, so I did."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Recycled Candles From Wax Melter I have a wax warmer plate that I love. When the melts lose their scent, I pour them in a glass candle jar that is almost empty. I save cotton string, such as that found on dog food bags. I dip the string in the wax warmer with the melted wax and then set it aside in a jar. When dry, I put the wick over a pencil or piece of incense and hang it over an empty jar. This is where all the wax from the warmer gets poured when it doesn't smell as strong anymore. I also put extra chunks of wax in the warmer and melt that. I'm wondering if I could recycle old birthday candles by using the whole little candle as a wick. By Robyn [366] http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Yes, sure you can! You can also buy wick in 50 and 100 foot rools at most craft stores. Wick is cheap. You can also get candle scent there. They have some bees-wax scent, that is really fantastic. Have FUN! DearWebby
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In California's Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like "well-aged Caumeneur." The ad-taker was unfamiliar with that particular, wine, but was used to the infusion of French words into the local vocabulary. "Could you please spell that?" she asked. "You know," said the woman impatiently, "C-o-w M-a-n-u-r-e".
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
When I worked as a technical-support specialist for a com- puter company, customer help calls ranged from the mundane to the bizarre. One memorable problem I had to trouble-shoot came from a man who complained that every time he flushed his toilet, his computer would shut down and he would loose all his work. It turned out that he lived in a rural area with water supplied by a well with an electric pump. Every time he flushed, it would turn on the pump, causing a dip in the electric power, which in turn would cause the computer to shut down. I told him it was just to teach him to save his work frequently, especeially before stepping away from the computer, and that it was just doing it just because it did not want to be left alone. Since I was laughing while making up that story, he did not believe that. So I told him to get an uninterruptible power supply with a battery at least as big as the one on his bike, to carry the computer across any dips in the power. That made sense to him, and after he did that, he had no more problems with the computer shutting down every time he flushed the toilet.

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Today in 
1415 In Northern France, England won the Battle of Agincourt 
 over France during the Hundred Years' War. Almost 6000 
 Frenchmen were killed while fewer than 400 were lost by 
 the English. 
1812 During the War of 1812, the U.S. frigate United States 
 captured the British vessel Macedonian. 
1854 The Charge of the Light Brigade took place during the 
 Crimean War. The British were winning the Battle of 
 Balaclava when Lord James Cardigan received an order to 
 attack the Russians. He took his troops into a valley and 
 suffered 40 percent caualties. Later it was revealed that 
 the order was the result of confusion and was not given 
1870 The first U.S. trademark was given. The recipient was 
 the Averill Chemical Paint Company of New York City. 
1881 The founder of "Cubism," Pablo Picasso, was born in 
 Malaga, Spain. 
1917 The Bolsheviks (Communists) under Vladimir Ilyich Lenin 
 seized power in Russia. 
1954 A U.S. cabinet meeting was televised for the first time. 
1955 The microwave oven for home use was introduced by The 
 Tappan Company. 
1958 U.S. Marines withdrew from Beirut, Lebanon. They had 
 been sent in on July 25, 1958, to protect the nation's 
 pro-Western government. 
1960 The Accutron watch by the Bulova Watch Company was 
1962 U.S. Ambassador Adlai Stevenson presented photographic 
 evidence to the United Nations Security Council. The photos 
 were of Soviet missile bases in Cuba. 
1971 The U.N. General Assembly voted to expel Taiwan and 
 admit mainland China. 
1983 U.S. troops and soldiers from six Caribbean nations 
 invaded Grenada to restore order and provide protection 
 to U.S. citizens after a recent coup within Grenada's 
 Communist (pro-Cuban) government. 
1990 It was announced by U.S. Defense Secretary Dick Cheney 
 that the Pentagon was planning to send 100,000 more troops 
 to Saudi Arabia. 
2000 AT&T Corp. announced that it would restructure into a 
 family of four separately traded companies (consumer, 
 business, broadband and wireless). 
2001 It was announced that scientists had unearthed the 
 remains of an ancient crocodile which lived 110 million
 years ago. The animal, found in Gadoufaoua, Niger, grew 
 as long as 40 feet and weighed as much as eight tons. 
2014  smiled.

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