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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. --- Lily Tomlin (1939 - ) ______________________________________________________ Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few minutes, the door opened and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and don't you DARE come out until you're told!" The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the women reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman. ______________________________________________________ A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it." ______________________________________________________ A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. "How awful !" exclaimed the wife. "Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the guide. "They probably died from the smoke and did not feel the lava." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Jean for this picture Click through for the large picture Milky Way over Devils Tower ______________________________________________________
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Deborah Delane Asher, 37, Laurel County, Kentucky Kentucky woman wearing 'I Love Crystal Meth' shirt arrested, for meth A Kentucky woman arrested on meth charges while wearing an "I love crystal meth" t-shirt now has one very ironic mugshot for her records. Deborah Delane Asher, 37, was busted on Tuesday for alleged trafficking in a controlled substance and possession of methamphetamine, according to Fox-17. Richard Jeffrey Rice, 57, was also charged in the case. "The arrests were the result of a drug investigation conducted there after deputies located 2 subjects in possession of 3.37 grams of crystal meth and a set of digital scales," police in Laurel County said.
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"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving. "Don't you see that car is braking?" Then she snapped, "Don't pass that truck, his tire is wobbling." The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel. The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache, was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB. "Why do you always get so much static?" she asked. "Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Easy Cheesy Lemon Bars Ingredients: 1 pkg lemon cake mix 1/2 cup margarine melted 1 egg 1 pkg creamy white frosting mix 1 (8 oz) pkg cream cheese softened Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine cake mix, margarine, and 1 egg. Stir until moist. Pat in 13x9 inch pan, greased on bottom only. Blend frosting mix into softened cream cheese. Reserve 1/2 cup for frosting mixture. Beat 3-5 minutes. Spread over base. Bake 30-40 minutes. Cool. Frost with frosting and cut into bars. By Sandy from Graettinger, IA http://www.thriftyfun.com/ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in. Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the phone just as the man came in. "Yes, that's right. The fee is $200. Yes, I'll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I'm a very busy man." He hung up and turned to the man waiting. "May I help you?" "No," said the man, "I just came in to install the phone...." ______________________________________________________ Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see." nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."

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1872 A fire destroyed about 800 buildings in Boston, MA. 
1906 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt left for Panama to 
 see the progress on the new canal. It was the first foreign 
 trip by a U.S. president. 
1911 George Claude of Paris, France, applied for a patent on 
 neon advertising signs. 
1918 Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm II announced he would abdicate. 
 He then fled to the Netherlands. 
1923 In Munich, the Beer Hall Putsch was crushed by German 
 troops that were loyal to the democratic government. The 
 event began the evening before when Adolf Hitler took control 
 of a beer hall full of Bavarian government leaders at 
1938 Nazi troops and sympathizers destroyed and looted 7,500 
 Jewish businesses, burned 267 synagogues, killed 91 Jews, and 
 rounded up over 25,000 Jewish men in an event that became 
 known as Kristallnacht or "Night of Broken Glass." 
1961 Major Robert White flew an X-15 rocket plane at a world 
 record speed of 4,093 mph. 
1963 In Japan, about 450 miners were killed in a coal-dust explosion. 
1963 In Japan, 160 people died in a train crash. 
1965 The great Northeast blackout occurred as several states 
 and parts of Canada were hit by a series of power failures lasting 
 up to 13 1/2 hours. 
1967 A Saturn V rocket carrying an unmanned Apollo spacecraft 
blasted off from Cape Kennedy on a successful test flight. 
1979 The United Nations Security Council unanimously called 
upon Iran to release all American hostages "without delay." 
Militants, mostly students had taken 63 Americans hostage at 
the U.S. embassy in Tehran, Iran, on November 4. 
1981 U.S. troops began arriving in Egypt for a three-week 
 Rapid Deployment Force excercise. Somalia, Sudan and Oman 
 were also involved in the operation. 
1981 The Internation Monetary Fund approved a $5.8 billion 
 load to India. It was the highest loan to date. 
1982 Sugar Ray Leonard retired from boxing. In 1984 Leonard 
 came out of retirement to fight one more time before becoming 
 a boxing commentator for NBC. 
1989 Communist East Germany opened its borders, allowing its 
 citizens to travel freely to West Germany. 
1990 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev signed a 
 non-aggression treaty with Germany. 
1992 Russian President Boris Yeltsin, visiting London, 
 appealed for assistance in rescheduling his country's debt, 
 and asked British businesses to invest. 
1998 A federal judge in New York approved the richest 
 antitrust settlement in U.S. history. A leading brokerage 
 firm was ordered to pay $1.03 billion to investors who had 
 sued over price-rigging of Nasdaq stocks. 
1998 PBS aired its documentary special "Chihuly Over Venice." 
2004 U.S. First Lady Laura Bush officially reopened 
 Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House to 
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