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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Floriduh drunk who expected service at a Taco Bell
after 3 am, and then grabbed a cop.
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Today, in 
1889 The first jukebox made its debut in San Francisco, 
 at the Palais Royale Saloon.
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. --- Ken Hakuta We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) ______________________________________________________ Kyle and Justin were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle saw the baby sitter sit down in his daddy's seat. "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" Kyle exclaimed. "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied, matter-of-factly. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss." Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you have to sit over there in Mommy's chair!" ______________________________________________________ Harold the Computer Guy I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote it down. I D 1 0 T I used to like Harold. ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Dawn for sending this picture: Click through for the big picture KansasS600 Fall ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Gabriel Harris, 33 New Smyrna Beach, Floriduh Floriduh drunk who expected service at a Taco Bell after 3 am, and then grabbed a cop. A drunken New Smyrna Beach bicyclist whose drive-through order at Taco Bell was rejected because he was too late and because he wasn't in a car, refused to leave the restaurant area and then tussled with police, according to an arrest report. Gabriel Harris, 33, was charged with resisting an officer with violence in the late-night incident and was out of the Volusia County Branch Jail on $1,000 bail, records show. According to the report, Taco Bell workers called police at 3:10 a.m. Sunday after Harris and a woman, both intoxicated, would not leave the restaurant area at 1860 State Road 44 in New Smyrna Beach. Police found Harris on a bicycle by the menu speaker, a report states. Aron Tobler, the employee, said he refused service to Harris and Sarah Haliburton because “they placed an order on bicycles” in the drive through window, the report states. Orders have to be placed at the menu speaker, not at the pick-up window, and before closing time. Haliburton was not charged. Police said Harris got to the restaurant after it closed at 3 a.m. As police were asking Harris to leave, they spotted a red Swiss Army knife on Harris' belt loop and tried to reach for it. Harris grabbed the officer's wrist and Harris was promptly wrestled to the ground and handcuffed. Harris suffered a scraped forehead from that, police said. Tech Support Pits From: Cherie Re: McAfee remover Dear Webby! Dear Webby, I hve noticed that on your website you have a link to get rid of Norton.... do you have one to get rid of Mcafee Security Center??? Cherie Dear Cherie Unlike Norton, McAfee can be cleanly UNinstalled from the Control Panel, Add/Remove Programs. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Ben A few years ago I went to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that enough Germans would speak English so that I could at least get around. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. I just nodded from time to time to show him that I was interested. When he had gone, an American woman soldier in the compartment leaned forward and asked if I spoke German. "No," I confessed. "Then that explains," she said, "why you didn't bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train, going in the wrong direction, and that there was no scheduled stop for another hour."
Daily tip from Make Litter Box Tending Easier Get 4 or 5 litter boxes of the same size. Fill each one with a few inches of litter, or however much you use. Stack one on top of another. My cat can jump into the top box. When it's time to change the litter just remove the top most box. I use inexpensive plastic "busing" tubs that I get from a webrestaurant supply store. They are 7 inches high, less than four dollars each and stack-able. If you put enough litter in each box and dispose of it before any moisture gets to the bottom of pan, you can just pour the used litter out and the bottom of the pan will be clean. I use wood stove pellets for litter. By jean99 [5] ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ After the christening of his baby brother in church, little five-year-old Johnny sat in the back seat, unusually quite. Very softly he started to cry until his father noticed him sobbing. "What's wrong, little Johnny?" asked his father. Between sniffles little Johnny replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a good Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys instead!" ______________________________________________________ A teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their father did for a living an then spell the occupation. A girl named Mary went first. "My dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give each of us a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker,b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he'd give each of us a quarter." Third came Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to little Johnny. "My dad is a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny said. "And if he were here, he'd lay you 8-to-5 that Jimmy ain't never gonna spell electrician!"

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Today in 
1765 Frederick County, MD, repudiated the British Stamp Act. 
1835 Henry Burden patented the horseshoe manufacturing 
1889 The first jukebox made its debut in San Francisco, 
 at the Palais Royale Saloon. 
1890 Princess Wilhelmina became Queen of the Netherlands 
 at the age of 10 when her father William III died. 
1943 During World War II, U.S. forces seized control of 
 Tarawa and Makin from the Japanese during the Central 
 Pacific offensive in the Gilbert Islands. 
1945 The U.S. wartime rationing of most foods ended. 
1948 Dr. Frank G. Back patented the "Zoomar" lens. 
1961 The Dominican Republic changed the name of its capital 
 from Ciudad Trujillo to Santo Domingo. 
1971 The People's Republic of China was seated in the United 
 Nations Security Council. 
1979 In Dublin, Ireland, Thomas McMahon was sentenced to life 
 imprisonment for the assassination of Earl Mountbatten. 
1980 In southern Italy, approximately 4,800 people were killed 
 in a series of earthquakes. 
1983 The first Pershing II missiles were deployed in West 
 Germany. In response, the U.S.S.R. broke off International 
 Nuclear Forces (INF) talks in Geneva. 
1985 Larry Wu-tai Chin, a retired CIA analyst, was arrested 
 and accused of spying for China. He committed suicide a 
 year after his conviction. 
1985 Gunmen hijacked an Egyptian jetliner en route from Athens 
 to Cairo. The plane was forced to land in Malta. 
1988 Wayne Gretzky scored his 600th National Hockey League 
 (NHL) goal. 
1989 Lucia Barrera de Cerna, a housekeeper who claimed she 
 had witnessed the slaying of six Jesuit priests and two 
 other people at the Jose Simeon Canas University in 
 El Salvador, was flown to the U.S. 
1994 About 111 people, mostly women and children, were 
 killed in a stampede after Indian police baton-charged 
 tribal protesters in the western city of Nagpur.
1998 Dennis Rodman filed for an annulment from Carmen 
 Electra. The two had been married on November 14, 1998. 
1998 The tobacco industry signed the biggest U.S. civil 
 settlement. It was a $206-billion deal to resolve 
 remaining state claims for treating sick smokers. 
1998 A U.S. federal judge rejected a Virginia county's 
 effort to block pornography on library computer calling 
 the attempt unconstitutional. 
2010 North Korea shelled Yeonpyeong Island. 
2014  smiled.

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