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Today is Thursday, December 25

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Louisiana Woman Nabbed For Trying To "Forcefully" 
Steal Shoes Off 11-Year-Old Boy's Feet
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1223 St. Francis of Assisi assembled one of the first 
 Nativity scenes, in Greccio, Italy. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. --- Tom Robbins (1936 - ) ______________________________________________________ In the office where I work, there is a constant battle between our technical-support director and customer-service personnel over the room temperature, which is usually too low. The frustrated director, trying to get us to understand his position, announced one afternoon, "We need to keep the temperature below seventy-five degrees or the computers will overheat." Thinking that this was just another excuse, one of my shivering colleagues retorted, "Yeah right. So how did they keep the computers from overheating before there was air conditioning." ______________________________________________________ A guy goes to the doctor due to a hangnail. He walks in, tells the nurse what is wrong and she immediately tells him: "Go into the cubicle on the left and take off all your clothes. The doctor will be with you shortly." Wondering why this problem would require one to undress, he nontheless complies. After a few minutes, he becomes aware someone is in the cubicle next to his, separated only by a curtain. He peeks and there is another guy standing there undressed. He attracts the man's attention, then asks "Why do you suppose that nurse told me to take off all my clothes? I only have a hangnail?" The other man replied, "No idea, I'm just the UPS man trying to deliver a package." ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big picture AfterTheChristmasParty ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Chessly Brimberry, 36, Louisiana Louisiana Woman Nabbed For Trying To Forcefully Steal Shoes Off 11-Year-Old Boy's Feet Chessly Brimberry, a Louisiana woman, 36, is jailed after allegedly trying to “forcefully” steal the shoes off an 11-year-old boy. Following Saturday afternoon’s attempted theft, cops arrested Brimberry based on a description provided by the young victim. After being collared, Brimberry “stated she could not believe she was being arrested for trying to take shoes from an 11 year old kid,” according to a probable cause affidavit. Police noted that Brimberry’s blood alcohol content was measured at more than three times the legal limit for motorists (though the affidavit does not indicate that Brimberry was driving). While being booked into jail, Brimberry reportedly told a cop, “When I see you I will kill you.” She also twice tried to run out of the jail, investigators noted. Pictured above, Brimberry is locked up in lieu of $7500 bond. Brimberry was charged with attempted robbery and public intimidation. The affidavit does not disclose what kind of shoes she wrestled off the child. Tech Support Pits From: Bev Re: MS Office nagger Dear Webby I have windows 7 with Chrome and use Open Office. I've been getting a notice to update Microsoft office starter 2010. Should I do it and do I need it? Thanks once again for your help. bevtank Dear Bev Difficult to say from this distance whether that is a scam or whether it is Microsoft whining about you not buying their stuff. Some people would probably consider that the same. Since you got open Office, you don't need their starter. Just ignore it. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Hot Dog Bun Garlic Toast One night I realized I had forgotten to buy garlic bread for our dinner. Too late for a trip to the store. I realized I had some extra hot dog buns though, and decided I could improvise. The improvising turned out well and I haven't bought pre-made garlic bread since. Not only are they tasty, but this costs way less since hot dog buns are so cheap. Enjoy! :) Approximate Time: Around 14 minutes Yield: As many as you like Ingredients: hot dog buns butter or margarine salt powdered Parmesan cheese Italian seasoning garlic powder Steps: Split as many hot dog buns in half as you like. split in half Spread a generous amount of butter or margarine on each. spread with butter or margarine Sprinkle generous amounts of salt, Parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning, and garlic powder on each buttered half. butter and seasonings addd Bake in a 450 degree F oven for about 13 minutes or until golden brown. Enjoy! finished Source: Self By melissa [53] ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >From Ed "The first thing I did after being hired as the director of learning technology at a high school was to change the sign outside my door -- the one that had my name followed by the acronym D.O.L.T." ______________________________________________________ Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. the second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter. The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch." How did you do that?" asked one of his friends. "My watch is 20 minutes slow."

Silver Bells, a Christmas classic

Today in 
0800 Charlemagne was crowned first Holy Roman Emperor
 in Rome by Pope Leo III. 
1066 William the Conqueror was crowned king of England. 
1223 St. Francis of Assisi assembled one of the first 
 Nativity scenes, in Greccio, Italy. 
1776 Gen. George Washington and his troops crossed the 
 Delaware River for a surprise attack against Hessian 
 forces at Trenton, NJ. 
1818 "Silent Night" was performed for the first time, 
 at the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorff, Austria. 
1868 U.S. President Andrew Johnson granted an unconditional 
 pardon to all persons involved in the Southern rebellion 
 that resulted in the Civil War. 
1914 During World War I, British and German troops observed 
 an unofficial truce and even playing football together 
 on the Western Front. 
1926 Hirohito became the emperor of Japan after the death 
 of his father Emperor Taisho. 
1941 Hong Kong surrendered to the Japanese. 
1962 The Department of Commerce Census Clock in Washington, 
 DC, recorded the U.S. population on this day as 188 M. 
1972 The Nicaraguan capital Managua was hit by an earthquake. 
 Over 10,000 people were killed. 
1979 The USSR invaded Afghanistan in a bid to halt civil war 
 and protect USSR interests. 
1989 Ousted Romanian President Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, 
 Elena, were executed following a popular uprising. 
1989 Dissident playwright Vaclav Havel was elected president 
 of Czechoslovakia. 
1991 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev went on television 
 to announce his resignation as leader of a Communist superpower 
 that had already gone out of existence. 
2000 Over 300 people were killed and dozens were injured by fire 
 at a Christmas party in the Chinese city of Luoyang. The 
 incident occurred at the Dongdu Disco.
2014  smiled.

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