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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Missouri man, who choked his wife with a
roll of wrapping paper in Christmas day attack
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1492 The leader of the last Arab stronghold in Spain 
 surrendered to Spanish forces loyal to 
 King Ferdinand II and Queen Isabella I. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to David Hampton, 33, St. Peters Missouri Missouri man choked wife with roll of wrapping paper in Christmas day attack David Hampton, a Missouri man, 33, is locked up for domestic assault after he allegedly used a cardboard roll of wrapping paper to choke his wife during a Christmas Day attack in their home. According to a probable cause statement, Hampton’s wife told police that she “blacked out” during the attack. “The victim had injuries consistent with being strangled,” a cop reported. Hampton, pictured in the above mug shot, lives with the victim and the couple’s two children in St. Peters, a city 30 miles from St. Louis. Charged with felony domestic assault, Hampton was booked into the St. Charles County jail, where he remains locked up in lieu of $50,000 cash bail. A judge has ordered Hampton to have no contact with his spouse. Hampton is scheduled for a January 8 Circuit Court hearing. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Noella Re: Move Thunderbird data to new laptop Dear Webby Need to find Thunderbird files, not Outlook Express. I've already transferred everything over to Thunderbird. Now I just need to transfer Thunderbird files to my laptop. Noella Dear Noella You need "Moving Thunderbird Data to a New Computer" at https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/moving-thunderbird-data-to-a-new-computer Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Removing Wax or Crayon from Clothes Heat an iron. Damp a face cloth. Put the face cloth on the item of clothing with the crayon or wax to be removed. Place the hot iron on the damp face cloth and move around for 30 seconds until wax or crayon is removed. By Ziggyziggy [1]
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake" ______________________________________________________ "Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir." "The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her." "During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit." "The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy."

Dianne got her wings December 29

Today in 
1492 The leader of the last Arab stronghold in Spain 
 surrendered to Spanish forces loyal to 
 King Ferdinand II and Queen Isabella I. 
1842 In Fairmount, PA, the first wire suspension bridge 
 was opened to traffic. 
1872 Brigham Young, the 71-year-old leader of the Mormon 
 Church, was arrested on a charge of bigamy. He had 25 wives.
1879 Thomas Edison began construction on his first generator. 
1890 Alice Sanger became the first female White House staffer. 
1900 The Chicago Canal opened. 
1917 Royal Bank of Canada took over the Quebec Bank. 
1942 The Philippine capital of Manila was captured by Japanese 
 forces during World War II. 
1955 Panamanian President Jose Antonio Remon was assassinated. 
1968 Fidel Castro announced petroleum and sugar rationing in Cuba. 
1996 AT&T announced that it would eliminate 40,000 jobs over three years. 
1998 Russia began circulating new rubles in effort to keep 
 inflation in check and promote confidence.
2015  smiled.

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