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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a 
man in Floriduh advertising his criminal activity
on his T-shirt
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1902 New York State introduced a bill to outlaw flirting in public.
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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The important thing is not to stop questioning. --- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. --- James Magary Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? ______________________________________________________ A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!" ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to John Balmer 50 Hudson Floriduh 'I Have Drugs' T-Shirt Worn By Marijuana And Methamphetamine carrier The words written across John Balmer's chest really fit him to a tee. The 50-year-old was wearing a shirt that read, "Who Needs Drugs?" in big letters, with "Seriously, I Have Drugs" in smaller letters underneath when cops allegedly found him with a bag containing drugs in a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, according to TampaBay.com. The ironic arrest occurred after a Pasco County Sheriff's deputy allegedly saw Balmer attempt to pass a plastic bag containing pot and meth to another customer on the checkout line, TBO.com reports. When that person didn't take the bag, police said Balmer walked to another register where he allegedly placed the drug-filled baggie on the ground. Balmer returned to pay for his items, but store employees informed officers about the bag. The officers picked up the bag and discovered the drugs, according to MyFoxChicago.com Balmer was arrested on one count of possession of methamphetamine and one count of possession of marijuana, WFLA.com reports. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Doris Re: Print preview, page setting in Chrome Dear Webby I like Chrome, but when it comes to printing, it is brain-dead. There is no easily findable page setting for printing or print preview. Do I have to crank up FireFox each time I want to print something in other than stnadard zoom or change color to mono? Thanks Doris Dear Doris CTRL P is for printing "As Is". CTRL SHIFT P is for getting into the printer preferences like zoom, mono, etc. Keep in mind, some printers will keep those preferences. If you set the zoom for 70% for printing a batch of invoices, it will continue printing at 70% until you change that. Some printers, like for example Brother printers, will revert to default on the next print job, and you have to select the alternate profile again. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cleaning Paint/Artist's Brushes As an artist I sometimes forget to rinse my brushes out well. By the time I get back to it it is completely stiff and dried with paint. The way I rescue these brushes is to fill an old plastic cup with enough Murphy's oil soap to cover the bristles and let it sit overnight. In the morning rinse well with cold water (hot water breaks down brushes faster). I do this every 6 months to all of my brushes whether they need it or not because it makes them feel like they are brand new. By Rachel Guillotte [1] ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Martin for this story: Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Dave continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
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On the way hom as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer. About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward!" ______________________________________________________ One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye. "Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked. "No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
The 2015 Harbin Ice and Snow Festival. There are some truly imaginative and talented people to sculpt all this beauty out of ice and snow every year. Iím in awe of what all this talent has done.

Today in 
1793 Jean-Pierre Blanchard made the first successful balloon 
 flight in the U.S. 
1799 British Prime Minister William Pitt the Younger introduced 
 income tax, at two shillings (10p) in the pound, to raise 
 funds for the Napoleonic Wars. 
1894 The New England Telephone and Telegraph Company put the 
 first battery-operated switchboard into operation in 
 Lexington, MA. 
1902 New York State introduced a bill to outlaw flirting in public. 
1905 In Russia, the civil disturbances known as the Revolution 
 of 1905 forced Czar Nicholas II to grant some civil rights. 
1929 The Seeing Eye was incorporated in Nashville, TN. The 
 company's purpose was to train dogs to guide the blind. 
1936 The United States Army adopted the semi-automatic rifle. 
1940 Television was used for the first time to present a 
 sales meeting to convention delegates in New York City. 
1969 The supersonic aeroplane Concorde made its first trial 
 flight, at Bristol. 
1972 The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth was destroyed by fire 
 in Hong Kong harbor. 
1972 British miners went on strike for the first time since 1926. 
1986 Kodak got out of the instant camera business after 10 years 
 due to a loss in a court battle that claimed that Kodak 
 copied Polaroid patents. 
1995 Russian cosmonaut Valeri Poliakov, 51, completed his 
 366th day in outer space aboard the Mir space station, 
 breaking the record for the longest continuous time spent 
 in outer space. 
2002 Yasmine Bleeth was sentenced to two years of probation, 
 regular drug tests, 100 hours of community service and pay 
 the court costs in connection to a cocaine-possession charge. 
2002 The U.S. Justice Department announced that it was 
 pursuing a criminal investigation of Enron Corp. The company 
 had filed for bankruptcy on December 2, 2001. 
2003 Archaeologists announced that they had found five more 
 chambers in the tomb of Qin Shihuang, China's first emperor. 
 The rooms were believed to cover about 750,000 square feet. 
2015  smiled.


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