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Today is Sunday, January 11

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to an 
Indiana couple, that was arrested 
for making and uploading bestiality videos
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1867 Benito Juarez returned to the Mexican presidency, 
 following the withdrawal of French troops and the execution 
 of Emperor Maximilian. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue. --- Greek Proverb ______________________________________________________ While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter, a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked distressed, so I the woman said, "That's Okay, it's in coupon heaven now." "Coupon heaven?", the checker said. "Yes", the woman said, "That's where coupons go when they die." "Only the redeemed ones go to heaven!" said the checker. ______________________________________________________ The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers, he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally, he look serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed, "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor." "It's really quite simple." he mumbled to himself. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling." ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Nikki Colleen Murphy-Johnson, 33, and Jason Erin Johnson, 37, Anderson, Indiana Indiana couple arrested for making and uploading bestiality videos A couple in Anderson, Indiana, have been charged with bestiality after a video surfaced allegedly showing a woman having sex with their pit bull. Nikki Colleen Murphy-Johnson, 33, and Jason Erin Johnson, 37, were each charged with three counts of bestiality in connection with a video and photos produced this past June and July, reports. A detective in Fairfax County, Virginia, discovered the footage on Beastforum, a bestiality-oriented website and alerted Indiana authorities in Anderson, according to the Daily Mail. Anderson police said the couple admitted to making and posting the video during questioning, reports. The pit bull used in the video -- whose name is "Lucky" -- has been taken from the couple, according to the Indianapolis Star. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Daniel Re: Pre-set window size How do set a screen size so it stays full screen every time you open it? daniel Dear Daniel Most people want the opposite, but if that is what you want, try this: Click the middle button at the right top, then drag the edge of the window to the size you want to be the default, then close the window and/or program. Next time you open it, it will open at the size you set. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Homemade Taco Seasoning I love cooking with taco seasoning! I do NOT love paying an arm and a leg for each tiny little envelope. In one of my cookbooks, I found a recipe for homemade taco seasoning. The first thing I thought when I tasted it was, "Where have you been all my life?" Not only does it taste better than pre-packaged, it is super quick, easy and cheap! It is also better for you, as it does not have preservatives in it. I figure each serving costs me around 35 cents. Compared to about $1.50 a serving that I usually pay, I'm doing a happy dance.:) Try it, you won't be disappointed! This would make a nice gift in a jar tied with pretty ribbon as well. Approximate Time: About 5 minutes Yield: About 6-- 1/4 cup servings Ingredients: 1/2 cup dried minced onion 1/4 cup sweet paprika 1/4 cup cornstarch 3 Tbsp chili powder 2 Tbsp salt 2 Tbsp garlic powder 1 Tbsp ground cumin 1 Tbsp dried oregano 1 tsp cayenne pepper (optional) *I buy generic spices at Walmart and Aldi's. This will keep your cost very low. Steps: Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Stir with a whisk to blend well. Store in an airtight container. Use 1/4 cup for any recipe that calls for an envelope of taco seasoning. A jar of homemade taco seasoning Enjoy! Source: "Family Feasts for $75 a Week", Mary Ostyn By melissa [59] ______________________________________________________ The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain lazy old fart." "Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
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The teacher asked little Johnny, "Can you name four shooting stars?" Little Johnny said, "I sure can. Wyatt Earp, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill, and John Wayne." ______________________________________________________ Little asked dad where they came from. Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time for the facts of life. So, Dad told of how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, 's eyes got wider and wider. When Dad was finished, said, "Wow, that's really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Chicago."
Some amazing photos! Being a llama lover I especially like the “Admiring Machu Picchu with a Friend”

Today in 
1569 England's first state lottery was held. 
1770 The first shipment of rhubarb was sent to the United S
 tates from London. 
1815 U.S. General Andrew Jackson achieved victory at the 
 Battle of New Orleans. The War of 1812 had officially ended 
 on December 24, 1814, with the signing of the Treaty of 
 Ghent. The news of the signing had not reached British 
 troops in time to prevent their attack on New Orleans. 
1861 Alabama seceded from the United States. 
1867 Benito Juarez returned to the Mexican presidency, 
 following the withdrawal of French troops and the execution 
 of Emperor Maximilian. 
1878 In New York, milk was delivered in glass bottles for 
 the first time by Alexander Campbell. 
1902 "Popular Mechanics" magazine was published for the 
 first time. 
1913 The first sedan-type car was unveiled at the National 
 Automobile Show in New York City. The car was manufactured 
 by the Hudson Motor Company. 
1922 At Toronto General Hospital, Leonard Thompson became 
 the first person to be successfully treated with insulin. 
1935 Amelia Earhart Putnam became the first woman to fly 
 solo from Hawaii to California. 
1942 Japan declared war against the Netherlands. The same 
 day, Japanese forces invaded the Dutch East Indies. 
1943 The United States and Britain signed treaties 
 relinquishing extraterritorial rights in China. 
1964 U.S. Surgeon General Luther Terry released a report 
 that said that smoking cigarettes was a definite health 
1977 France released Abu Daoud, a Palestinian suspected 
 of involvement in the massacre of Israeli athletes at 
 the 1972 Munich Olympics. 
1978 Two Soviet cosmonauts aboard the Soyuz 27 capsule 
 linked up with the Salyut 6 orbiting space station, where 
 the Soyuz 26 capsule was already docked. 
2001 The Texas Board of Criminal Justice released a review 
 of the escape of the "Texas 7." It stated that prison staff 
 missed critical opportunities to prevent the escape by 
 ignoring a fire alarm, not reporting unsupervised inmates 
 and not demanding proper identification from inmates. 
2002 Thomas Junta, 44, was convicted of involuntary 
 manslaughter for beating another man to death at their 
 son's hockey practice. The incident occurred on July 5, 2000.
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