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Today is Tuesday, January 13

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Florida couple arrested for romp on car at dealership
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1906 Hugh Gernsback, of the Electro Importing Company, 
 advertised radio receivers for sale for the price of just 
 $7.50 in "Scientific American" magazine. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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College isn't the place to go for ideas. --- Helen Keller (1880 - 1968) What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. --- Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939) ______________________________________________________ A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. found it and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are 20 $1 bills." replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I returned a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward." ______________________________________________________ Most people use their hands and feet to drive -- a few also use their heads. ______________________________________________________ A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?" "United Airlines," Joe answered. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, 'Don't leave home without it'?" Brenda easily answered correctly, "American Express." "Now, John, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Roy for this picture: Click through for the big picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, West Palm Beach Florida Police Arrest Couple For Auto Romp at dealership A Florida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spotted having sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach auto dealership, police report. Officers responding to Mike’s Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, “inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belong to either subject,” according to a police report. Cops were summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by a witness who “advised officers he just witnessed both suspects having sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight.” The 39-year-old man added that he heard the trysting duo moaning. Apparently they had moved into the vehicle between the call for cops and their arrival. Upon exiting the minivan, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the 300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spit in the face of a female officer, police reported. Owner Michael Melendez arrived at the dealership and told police that he “did not authorize anyone to be in his property after the business was closed,” the report states. Pictured above, Byrd and Mitchell were each charged with auto burglary, trespass, and lewd and lascivious behavior. Mitchell, who told cops he works at the Improv comedy club in West Palm Beach, was also hit with a felony charge of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer for allegedly spitting on Officer Sarah Burgoon. Byrd was freed today from the Palm Beach County jail, where Mitchell remains locked up in lieu of $11,000 bail. The police report does not indicate whether a markdown may be in store for the used four-door sedan, which has been priced to move at $3995. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Miriam Re: W7 Pop-Ups Dear Webby, I have Windows 7 and use Chrome. I have been getting pop ups saying I need to update Java drivers, Attention 13 viruses detected, You may need to fix Windows errors, also need to update media center, etc. I ran a McAfee scan and they found 3 viruses and 4 things they blocked. I have trouble deciding which things I really should update or which I should ignore. Miriam Dear Miriam SOME of that looks legit, the rest of it seems to be from an invited Trojan infection. Java probably does need to be updated, but with the rest of it, I would be very careful. Try to find out where the PopUp is trying to send you to, and tell me. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Making a Multidirectional Spray Bottle It's really annoying trying to get your cleaning done when you are forced to hold your spray bottle upright in order for anything to spray out. Here is an easy fix to use your spray bottle in any position. Materials: flexible aquarium air tubing (about 1 inch shorter than the original tube) stainless steel nut scissors Directions: Twist the nut on to one end of the aquarium tubing. Closeup of the tubing with the nut attached. Cut off about an inch and a half of the original spray bottle's tube and push it into one end of the aquarium tubing. Reattach this to the spray handle. The weight of the nut will swing the tube, keeping the tip submerged under the liquid. If you add more nuts, you can even use your spray bottle upside down! Source: My genius husband By attosa from Los Angeles, CA ______________________________________________________ A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other patients."
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Ole and Lena lived on a lake in Northern Minnesota. It was beginning of winter and the lake had just frozen over. Ole asked Lena if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general store to pick him up some tobacco. She asked for some money, but he told her to put it on their tab. So she walked across, got the tobacco and walked back. Then she asked Ole why he didn't send her with any money. He said, "I vasn't goin' to send any money ven I vasn't sure how tick de ice vas." _____________________________________________________ During a friendly argument, a husband asked his wife why she married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," she teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, she requested an explanation. "People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard of anybody falling out of stupid."
Too many great photos to choose a favorite but being an animal lover I just love "One Happy Fox" and the two baby ducks "First Flight."

Today in 
1128 Pope Honorius II granted a papal sanction to the military
 order known as the Knights Templar. He declared it to be an 
 army of God. 
1854 Anthony Faas of Philadelphia, PA, was granted the first 
 U.S. patent for the accordion. He made improvements to the 
 keyboard and enhanced the sound of the ancient instrument. 
1900 In Austria-Hungary, Emperor Franz Joseph decreed that 
 German would be the language of the imperial army to combat 
 Czech nationalism. 
1906 Hugh Gernsback, of the Electro Importing Company, 
 advertised radio receivers for sale for the price of just 
 $7.50 in "Scientific American" magazine. 
1928 Ernst F. W. Alexanderson gave the first public 
 demonstration of television. 
1942 Henry Ford patented the plastic automobile referred 
 to as the "Soybean Car." The car was 30% lighter than 
 the average car. 
1984 Wayne Gretzky extended his NHL consecutive scoring 
 streak to 45 games. 
1992 Japan apologized for forcing tens of thousands of Korean 
 women to serve as sex slaves for Japanese soldiers during 
 World War II. 
2002 Japan and Singapore signed a free trade pact that would 
 remove tariffs on almost all goods traded between the 
 two countries. 
2009 Ethiopian military forces began pulling out of Somalia, 
 where they had tried to maintain order for nearly two years. 
2015  smiled.

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