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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
NY woman, who was arrested for drunk driving after drinking
vanilla extract.
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Today, in 
1878 Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the telephone for 
 Britain's Queen Victoria. 
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. --- Burt Bacharach (1928 - ) ______________________________________________________ Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move. "It's no use." Robbie said, "She's crawling pretty good now and she'd probably just follow us." ______________________________________________________ Little Johnny was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. Little Johnny said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Roy for this picture: Click through for the big picture NY Subway
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Carolyn Kesel 46, Seneca Falls, New York Arrested for drunk driving after drinking vanilla extract An accused drunk driver who allegedly blew a .26 on a breathalyzer told authorities she had been drinking vanilla extract before her arrest. Carolyn Kesel, 46, of Seneca Falls, New York, was arrested Jan. 5 after she was seen allegedly driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot in Mecedon, according to the New York Daily News. Kesel allegedly told police she drank two hand-sized bottles of pure vanilla extract in Lyons, became lost and could not find her way out of the Walmart parking lot. Her blood alcohol level at the time of her arrest was .26, three times the legal limit. The alcohol level on the vanilla extract was listed at 41 percent, which is similar to the alcohol content found in vodka or gin, ABC7.com reports. Kesel was charged with Felony DWI and Felony Aggravated DWI. She was remanded to the Wayne County Jail on $10,000 cash or $20,000 bond, Syracuse.com reports. The suspect was previously convicted of DWI in 2006. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Hermon Re: Trovi causing W7 Pop-Ups Dear Webby, Your reader’s problem with the pop ups is due to having contacted Trovi...... I had it attached to my browser. Hermon in Ky. Dear Hermon You are quite likely right, that it is indeed Trovi or something similar with a different name. Because I use McAfee and MalwareBytes, I have no first hand experience with those, just read about them. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com K-Cup Drain Stopper Take an unused Keurig cup and place it in the drain. A great temporary solution that works like a charm! K-Cup Drain Stopper By Craig J. [1] A 4" x 4" piece of car or truck innertube works even better. It snugs onto the bottom of a sink or tub and works better than any store-bought stopper. You can punch a hole into a corner and tie a string or ball-chain to it for easy retrieval. Tie the other end of the string to the overflow or faucets. For a dollar you can get the same at the Dollar Store. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ ===from Gina Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk. Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie. Bustard - n., a very rude bus driver FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again and again! Btw., I am from Florida, where you can get away with anything if you have blue hair. Gina===
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Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them. The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible." The second guy says, "That might be because you are such a klutz. My wife thinks I'm a God." "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?" "Quite obvious. Every night she places a burnt offering before me." _____________________________________________________ A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one." The next day the collections manager found a phone message: "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long." --- Was that Kate in New York?
This is beautiful and so serene.

Today in 
1784 The United States ratified a peace treaty with England 
 ending the Revolutionary War. 
1858 French emperor Napoleon III escaped attempt on his life. 
1873 John Hyatt's 1869 invention ‘Celluloid’ was registered 
 as a trademark. 
1878 Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the telephone for 
 Britain's Queen Victoria. 
1907 An earthquake killed over 1,000 people in Kingston, 
1943 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first 
 U.S. President to fly in an airplane while in office. He 
 flew from Miami, FL, to French Morocco where he met with 
 British Prime Minister Winston Churchill to discuss 
 World War II. 
1953 Josip Broz Tito was elected president of Yugoslavia
1954 Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio were married. The 
 marriage only lasted nine months. 
1954 The Hudson Motor Car Company merged with Nash-
 Kelvinator. The new company was called the American 
 Motors Corporation. 
1969 An explosion aboard the U.S. aircraft carrier 
 Enterprise off Hawaii killed 25 crew members. 
1993 The British government pledged to introduce legislation 
 to criminalize invasions of privacy by the press. 
1994 U.S. President Clinton and Russian President Boris 
 Yeltsin signed Kremlin accords to stop aiming missiles 
 at any nation and to dismantle the nuclear arsenal of 
1996 Juan Garcia Abrego was arrested by Mexican agents. 
 The alleged drug lord was handed over to the FBI the 
 next day. 
1998 Whitewater prosecutors questioned Hillary Rodham 
 Clinton at the White House for 10 minutes about the 
 gathering of FBI background files on past Republican 
 political appointees. 
1998 In Dallas, researchers report an enzyme that slows 
 the aging process and cell death. 
1999 The impeachment trial of U.S. President Clinton 
 began in Washington, DC. 
1999 The U.S. proposed the lifting of the U.N. ceilings 
 on the sale of oil in Iraq. The restriction being that 
 the money be used to buy medicine and food for the 
 Iraqi people. 
2000 A U.N. tribunal sentenced five Bosnian Croats to up 
 to 25 years for the 1993 massacre of over 100 Muslims 
 in a Bosnian village. 
2005 A probe, from the Cassini-Huygens mission, sent back 
 pictures during and after landing on Saturn's moon Titan. 
 The mission was launched on October 15, 1997.
2015  smiled.

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