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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Folkestone dad Lee Webb jailed 
after sending three-year-old son to nursery 
with drug dealer's kit including 
Class A drugs and knives
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1624 Many riots occurred in Mexico when it was announced that 
 all churches were to be closed. 
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lee Webb Folkestone 23 Burrow Road, Folkestone, England Folkestone dad Lee Webb jailed after sending three-year-old son to nursery with drug dealer's kit including Class A drugs and knives A dopey dad accidentally sent his son to nursery school with a "drug dealer's kit" instead of his usual pack lunch. EDF Tree surgeon Lee Webb confused the two bags before taking his child to the Smarty Pants Nursery in Folkestone. Staff opened up the toddler's rucksack expecting to find food and drink for lunch, but instead, discovered cocaine and mephedrone – a banned stimulant – inside. And alongside the illegal substances, they found two knives, a set of scales and other drugs paraphernalia. Judge James O'Mahony told him: "You sent your three-year-old son to nursery with a rucksack containing a significant quantity of class A and B drugs. In effect, you sent your son there with a drug dealer's kit!" Prosecutor Mary Jacobson told Canterbury Crown Court that staff alerted police – but then the child's father Lee Webb turned up and demanded the bag back. She said that they refused to hand over the Tupperware box and Webb then left. Now Webb, 23, from Burrow Road, Folkestone has been jailed for four years after admitting possessing the Class A and B drugs. Judge O'Mahony told him: "Your stupidity put children at risk and I consider the potential exposure to children of these drugs is so serious only an immediate custodial sentence can be justified." “The staff noted the bag contained what they thought could be drugs and they called the police. “The defendant later returned and asked for the bag back but staff would not return it and the defendant then left. “A PCSO then arrived and took possession of the Tupperware tub with white powder, a blue wrap, a spoon, weighing scales and two knives, “ she added. Officers later raided his home and arrested him – and noted of his hand he had written details of a local solicitor. Webb, who also had a stash of £680 at hishouse, claimed he had been given the bag by another person to look after overnight. But the judge told him: “You maintain you were holding the drugs on behalf of another and that you were expecting to be paid cash for holding the drugs. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Rita Re: Ezinefinder Dear Webby, Hello, dear Webby, EZINE is working, do not worry: Rita Dear Rita Did you check at http://www.ezinefinder.com/index.html to see if they are just messing with your head, or if they finally switched over to 2015? Last year, 2014, ended with 15840. This year, 2015, if the votes were actually counted, not just a placebo screen to fool you, then they should be about 700. You can write to lewis@cumuli.com support@cumuli.com cumuli@cumuli.com http://www.ezinefinder.com/contact.html http://www2.thriftyfun.com/about/contact.lasso and tell them to stop pretending and to finally change the date to 2015. They don't answer me. Maybe they think the big brutes on Linux are picking on the little guys on Apples. They HAVE now added a couple of votes to last year's votes. Maybe they will switch to 2015 soon. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Citrus Peels for Garbage Disposal Odors To avoid odor or make odor go away, put lemon, lime, or orange peels and grind in the disposal with hot water. You will notice the odors will go away. Source: My grandma used to do it By Tiffany R. [2] ______________________________________________________ A bus load of new recruits arrived at the reception center, and was greeted by an old drill sergeant. He began his speech, "Welcome to Fort Dix, men. From now on, I want you to think of the Army as your family and as your home." Hearing this, one of the recruits broke formation, sat down and lit a cigarette. "Private, what the F**K are you doing?" yelled the sergeant. "Well," said the private, "I'm just making myself at home. Like you said, this is my home." Thinking fast, the sergeant said, "Son, you listen good, and you're right. This is your home. So, as soon as you finish that cigarette, I want you to report to the mess hall to help mother with the dishes for the next 3 months."
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Today in 
1559 England's Queen Elizabeth I was crowned in Westminster Abbey. 
1624 Many riots occurred in Mexico when it was announced that 
 all churches were to be closed. 
1863 "The Boston Morning Journal" became the first paper in 
 the U.S. to be published on wood pulp paper. 
1870 A cartoon by Thomas Nast titled "A Live Jackass Kicking 
 a Dead Lion" appeared in "Harper's Weekly." The cartoon used 
 the donkey to symbolize the Democratic Party for the first time. 
1892 "Triangle" magazine in Springfield, MA, published the 
 rules for a brand new game. The original rules involved 
 attaching a peach baskets to a suspended board. It is now 
 known as basketball. 
1913 The first telephone line between Berlin and New York 
 was inaugurated. 
1936 The first, all glass, windowless building was completed 
 in Toledo, OH. The building was the new home of the Owens-
 Illinois Glass Company Laboratory. 
1943 The Pentagon was dedicated as the world's largest office 
 building just outside Washington, DC, in Arlington, VA. 
 The structure covers 34 acres of land and has 17 miles 
 of corridors. 
1953 Harry S Truman became the first U.S. President to use 
 radio and television to give his farewell as he left office. 
1955 The first solar-heated, radiation-cooled house was built 
 by Raymond Bliss in Tucson, AZ. 
1967 The first National Football League Super Bowl was played. 
 The Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs of the 
 American Football League. The final score was 35-10. 
1973 U.S. President Nixon announced the suspension of all U.S. 
 offensive action in North Vietnam. He cited progress in peace 
 negotiations as the reason. 
1986 President Reagan signed legislation making Martin Luther 
 King, Jr.'s birthday a national holiday to be celebrated on 
 the third Monday of January. 
1987 Paramount Home Video reported that it would place a 
 commercial at the front of one of its video releases for the 
 first time. It was a 30-second Diet Pepsi ad at the beginning 
 of "Top Gun." 
2003 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the U.S. Congress had 
 permission to repeatedly extend copyright protection.
2015  smiled.

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