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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a 
man in Florida for tossing a bag of cocaine onto a 
police car.
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2000 British pharmaceutical companies Glaxo Wellcome PLC and 
 SmithKline Beecham PLC agreed to a merger that created the 
 world's largest drugmaker. 
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Luis Vazquez, 30, Jose Vales, 38, Kissimmee, Florida Thrown Cocaine Landed On Hood Of Police Car In a botched bid to ditch evidence, a Florida man allegedly threw a bag of cocaine out the sunroof of a vehicle in which he was a passenger, but the drug landed squarely on the hood of a trailing police car, according to investigators. As detailed in a Kissimmee Police Department report, cop Christopher Breuer sought to pull over a gold Acura around 2 AM yesterday after the vehicle nearly slammed into his cruiser. Though Breuer activated his car’s overhead lights, the other vehicle, which carried two men, continued moving. While shining a spotlight on the Acura, Breuer noted, “I saw the sun roof of the vehicle open.” Breuer slowed his car down since, “I knew the passenger was going to throw something out of the vehicle.” Breuer then watched as the vehicle’s passenger stick his right hand out of the sunroof. “At this time, I observed a clear bag come out of the sun roof and fly into the air. This same bag landed on the hood of my vehicle as I slowed down,” the cop reported. After the Acura eventually pulled into the parking lot of a 7-Eleven store, Breuer quizzed the car’s occupants about the airborne cocaine. While Luis Vazquez, 30, denied tossing the stash, driver Jose Vales, 38, did not hesitate to finger his passenger as the coke hurler. “Vales spontaneously uttered to me that it was Vazquez that threw the ‘baggie’ out of the window,” Breuer reported. Both men were subsequently arrested on a variety of drug counts. Vazquez was also charged with evidence tampering for flinging the cocaine. Vazquez (left) and Vales are pictured in the above mug shots. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Donny Re: Clean IE address bar Dear Webby, Hope your health and eyesight are well. Love your letter - read it every day and fwd some jokes to friends. Am wondering if you can help -I would like to know how to permanently delete the list of typed URL's in the address bar, short of rebooting constantly. Any advice would be welcome - am using Windows 7 and IE11. Donny Dear Donny Try this: Tools Internet Options Content AutoComplete Clear Forms Anything more radical would delete your history. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Cube Potatoes to Speed Cooking Time If you are boiling potatoes to mash, it doesn't take long to dice the raw, peeled potatoes instead of halving or quartering them. It really speeds up boiling time. Having said this, I did read of someone who took it a bit further. They grated their potatoes, and the result was grey wallpaper paste! So half inch cubes is probably the best option. By Verity Pink [20] ______________________________________________________ A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store to get some smokes?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?" "Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. I guess I better find somebody a bit more trustworthy."
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After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping. His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Daddy, do it again!!!" _____________________________________________________ A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses, such as a bakery or winery. Being English, however, they decided to open a fish-and-chips restaurant. The establishment soon became very popular, attracting people from all over. One city fellow, thinking himself clever, asked one of the brothers standing nearby, "I suppose you're the 'fish friar'?" "No", answered the brother levelly, "I'm the 'chip monk'."
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Today in 
1377 The Papal See was transferred from Avignon in France 
 back to Rome. 
1562 French Protestants were recognized under the Edict 
of St. Germain. 
1773 Captain Cook's Resolution became the first ship to 
 cross the Antarctic Circle. 
1852 The independence of the Transvaal Boers was recognized 
 by Britain. 
1871 Andrew S. Hallidie received a patent for a cable 
 car system. 
1882 Thomas Edison's exhibit opened the Crystal Palace 
 Exhibition in London. 
1893 Hawaii's monarchy was overthrown when a group of 
 businessmen and sugar planters forced Queen Liliuokalani 
 to abdicate. 
1900 The U.S. took Wake Island where there was in important 
 cable link between Hawaii and Manila. 
1900 Yaqui Indians in Texas proclaimed their independence 
 from Mexico. 
1900 Mormon Brigham Roberts was denied a seat in the U.S. 
 House of Representatives for his practicing of polygamy. 
1912 English explorer Robert Falcon Scott reached the 
 South Pole. Norwegian Roald Amundsen had beaten him there 
 by one month. Scott and his party died during the 
 return trip. 
1913 All partner interests in 36 Golden Rule Stores were 
 consolidated and incorporated in Utah into one company. 
 The new corporation was the J.C. Penney Company. 
1928 The fully automatic, film-developing machine was 
 patented by A.M. Josepho. 
1934 Ferdinand Porsche submitted a design for a people's 
 car, a "Volkswagen," to the new German Reich government. 
1945 Soviet and Polish forces liberated Warsaw during WW II. 
1945 Swedish diplomat Raoul Wallenberg disappeared in Hungary 
 while in Soviet custody. Wallenberg was credited with 
 saving tens of thousands of Jews. 
1959 Senegal and the French Sudan joined to form the 
 Federal State of Mali. 
1961 In his farewell address, U.S. President Eisenhower 
 warned against the rise of "the military-industrial complex." 
1966 A B-52 carrying four H-bombs collided with a refuelling 
 tanker. The bombs were released and eight crewmembers were 
1977 Double murderer Gary Gilmore became the first to be 
 executed in the U.S. in a decade. The firing squad took 
 place at Utah State Prison. 
1991 Coalition airstrikes began against Iraq after 
 negotiations failed to get Iraq to retreat from the 
 country of Kuwait. 
1992 An IRA bomb, placed next to a remote country road in 
 County Tyrone, Northern Ireland, killed seven building 
 workers and injured seven others. 
1994 The Northridge earthquake rocked Los Angeles, CA, 
 registering a 6.7 on the Richter Scale. At least 61 people 
 were killed and about $20 billion in damage was caused. 
1995 More than 6,000 people were killed when an earthquake 
 with a magnitude of 7.2 devastated the city of Kobe, Japan. 
1997 A court in Ireland granted the first divorce in the 
 Roman Catholic country's history. 
1997 Israel gave over 80% of Hebron to Palestinian rule, 
 but held the remainder where several hundred Jewish settlers 
 lived among 20,000 Palestinians. 
1998 U.S. President Clinton gave his deposition in the Paula 
 Jones sexual harassment lawsuit against him. He was the 
 first U.S. President to testify as a defendant in a criminal 
 or civil lawsuit. 
2000 British pharmaceutical companies Glaxo Wellcome PLC and 
 SmithKline Beecham PLC agreed to a merger that created the 
 world's largest drugmaker. 
2001 The director of Palestinian TV, Hisham Miki, was killed 
 at a restaurant when three masked gunmen walked up to his 
 table and shot him more than 10 times. 
2002 It was announced that Microsoft had signed a joint venture 
 agreement to produce software with two partners in China. 
 The two partners were Beijin Centergate Technologies (Holding) Co. 
 and the Stone Group.
2009 The iTunes Music Store reached 500 million 
 applications downloaded.
2015  smiled.

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