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Good Morning, ,

Today is Wednesday, February 4

While looking through the stuff marked for deting in
Mailwasher, I noticed this one: has won 500,000 Great British Pounds
and an HP Laptop.

Well, it would take a free laptop to get me to ever try 
an HP again, but the Great British Pounds sound intriguing.
How do they convert to British Pounds or to Dollars?

I didn't read the rest, but noticed, that they want the
bank information.

Well does not have a bank account,
but if they show up, Mr Abuse will gladly abuse them.
Since MailWasher had already marked it for deleting,
I didn't even have to hit the DEL key.

Have FUN!

Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Fargo, ND man arrested for driving Zamboni while intoxicated
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1824 J.W. Goodrich introduced rubber galoshes to the public.
More of what happened on this day in history at History

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. --- H. G. Wells (1866 - 1946) Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. --- Marcus Brigstocke ______________________________________________________ A father was examining his son's report card. "One thing is definitely in your favor," he announced. "With this report card, you couldn't possibly be cheating." ______________________________________________________ The fireman had rushed into a burning building and rescued a beautiful young lady who was clad only in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown. He carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and four blocks all the way to his car behind the fire hall. As they arrived there, she looked at him with great admiration and said, "Oh, you are wonderful. It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue me the way you did." "Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had to fight off three other firemen who were trying to get to you before me." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Roy for this picture: Click through for the big picture Largest statue in the world of Ghenghis Khan, Mongolia
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Steven Anderson, 27 Fargo North Dakota Fargo, ND man arrested for driving Zamboni while intoxicated. A North Dakota man was arrested Friday night for driving a Zamboni under the influence. Police were summoned to the South Sports Arena in Fargo by witnesses who reported that Steven Anderson, 27, was driving the ice resurfacing machine in an erratic manner. Anderson, a seasonal worker at the municipal facility, was operating the Zamboni between periods of a girls high school hockey game. Anderson, seen in the above mug shot, was arrested after cops concluded that he was intoxicated. Charged with DUI, Anderson was booked into the county jail, from which he was released yesterday after posting bond. In a Twitter post with the hashtag “bumperzamboni,” a spectator at the arena reported that, “I’ve never seen a zamboni have so much trouble around the edges.” Anderson was fired after his arrest. According to Cass County court records, Anderson was busted in mid-December for drunk driving (a car) and possession of drug paraphernalia. He pleaded guilty last month to those misdemeanor counts and was ordered to perform community service and pay about $1100 in fines and fees. A 30-day jail sentence was suspended by a Municipal Court judge. Anderson’s rap sheet also includes a 2009 conviction for public consumption of alcohol. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Lindy Re: Uniblue Dear Webby, years ago you used to have a link to a Blue Registry Booster. I got that and it really made a huge difference. That was on my XP. Do you stll have a link to that? Lindy Dear Lindy That was the Uniblue Registry Booster. The current name for the much updated version is Uniblue PC Mechanic. See the banner just below here. The old XP version had some problem with high resolution wide monitors on some of the help pages. That has all been fixed, even though it is easy enough to use, so that very few people ever look at the instructions. Among a bunch of other things, PC Mechanic lets you weed out the Start-Up programs. Don't just elbow that part. Check which of those programs you DO want to start automatically. Usually 30 seconds longer start-up is not a big deal, or even a minute, compared to the annoyance of a program not being ready to use when you get back to the machine with your coffee. With PC-Mechanic, MalwareBytes and McAfee I just reboot whenever the Microsoft 2nd Tuesday update requires a reboot. The rest of the month is clear sailing with those guardian angels in place. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Swallow Pills with Food I have a lot of difficulty taking pills and vitamins - they would get stuck to the roof of my mouth or they would end up in the front of my mouth when swallowing water. I had better luck just swallowing them with saliva. I was thinking I have no trouble swallowing food, so what I do is when I'm eating I take my pills just before I swallow my well chewed food. I put a pill or 2 in my mouth closer to the back of my mouth and I swallow everything goes down perfectly, no more choking or pills rolling around and not going down. By Babbie [35] Most pharmacies will let you have smaller size pills, two or three times smaller but two or three times the quantity. I need 400 mg Gabapentin pills, which are huge, but the friendly people at the Costco pharmacy have frequently offered to sell me 200 or 100 mg pills in larger quantities. The cost is the same. If you have trouble with large pills, talk to your pharmacist. With Vitamines simply get the chewable kind. I use the Costco 500 mg chewable Vitamin C. It is like a refreshingly sour candy and I have used it as a substitute when I quit smoking a few years ago. I still use it like candy. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny. When Uncle Festus came into the bedroom, he saw the Little Johnny kneeling at the far side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Little Johnny looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Festus. "Ma's gonna be mad", said Little Johnny. "The potty is on this side."
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There was a major sale at Victoria's Secret and Thorn wanted to get his wife some really sexy lingerie. The store was packed with women for this big sale and before he knew it, Thorn was pushed and shoved by frantic women all trying to get at the merchandise. Thorn remained calm for as long as he could, then bowed his head and pushed hard and effectively, and plowed through the crowd of women. "Hey you!", an angry female voice yelled out at him, "Try acting like a gentleman!". "That's what I HAVE BEEN doing," Thorn retorted, "But since that doesn't work in this zoo, I'm gonna act like you wimin!" _____________________________________________________ While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the man left his hat on the bench, but didn't miss it until they were back on the freeway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The woman fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant, that they would be late getting to their destination, etc. She called her husband every bad name she could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the man got out of the car to retrieve his hat, the woman yelled to him, "While you're in there, you might as well get my purse, too."
Bob Hope was a great patriotic American who gave his time and energy to entertain our troops for many years. He should be considered one of the greatest heroes of our time for what he did for all those guys and gals who were in harm’s way.

Today in 
1783 Britain declared a formal cessation of hostilities 
 with its former colonies, the United States of America. 
1789 Electors unanimously chose George Washington to be 
 the first president of the United States. 
1824 J.W. Goodrich introduced rubber galoshes to the public.
1847 In Maryland, the first U.S. Telegraph Company was 
1861 Delegates from six southern states met in Montgomery, 
 AL, to form the Confederate States of America. 
1904 The Russo-Japanese War began after Japan laid siege 
 to Port Arthur. 
1913 Louis Perlman received a patent for his demountable 
 tire-carrying rims. 
1932 The first Winter Olympics were held in the United 
 States at Lake Placid, NY. 
1936 Radium E. became the first radioactive substance to 
 be produced synthetically. 
1948 Ceylon gained independence within the British Commonwealth. 
 The country later became known as Sri Lanka. 
1957 Smith-Corona Manufacturing Inc., of New York, began selling 
 portable electric typewriters. The first machine 
 weighed 19 pounds. 
1968 The world's largest hovercraft was launched at Cowes, 
 Isle of Wight. 
1973 The Reshef was unveiled as Israel's missile boat. 
1974 Patricia (Patty) Hearst was kidnapped in Berkeley, CA, by 
 the Symbionese Liberation Army. 
1976 An earthquake in Guatemala and Honduras killed more than 
 22,000 people. 
1985 U.S. President Ronald Reagan's defense budget called for 
 a tripling of the expenditure on the "Star Wars" research program. 
1993 Russian scientists unfurled a giant mirror in orbit 
 and flashed a beam of sunlight across Europe during the night. 
 Observers saw it only as a momentary flash. 
1997 A civil jury in California found O.J. Simpson liable in 
 the death of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. 
 Goldman's parents were awarded $8.5 million in compensatory 
1997 Two Israeli troop-carrying helicopters collided on their 
 way to Lebanon, all 73 soldiers and airmen aboard were killed. 
1997 President Milosevic of Serbia apparently surrendered to 
 the will of his people, ordering his government to recognize 
 opposition victories in local elections held in November 1996. 
1997 Mario Lemieux (Pittsburgh Penguins) scored his 600th 
 National Hockey League (NHL) goal during his 719th game. 
 Lemieux reached the milestone second fastest in history. 
 Gretzky had reached the plateau during his 718th game. 
1998 In northeast Afghanistan, at least 5,000 people were killed 
 in an earthquake that measured 6.1 on the Richter Scale. 
1999 Warplanes from Israel attacked south Lebanon just after 
 rockets were fired toward Israel. No casualies were claimed 
 on either side. 
1999 Amadou Diallo, an unarmed West African immigrant, was 
 shot and killed in front of his Bronx home by four plainclothes 
 New York City police officers. The officers had been 
 conducting a nighttime search for a rape suspect. 
2000 Austrian President Thomas Klestil swore in a coalition 
 government that included Joerg Haider's far-right Freedom 
 Party. European Union sanctions resulted from that action. 
2003 Yugoslavia was formally dissolved by lawmakers. The 
 country was replaced with a loose union of its remaining 
 two republics, Serbia and Montenegro. 
2015  smiled.

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