When Windows saves pictures in the wrong format 



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1804 The first self-propelled locomotive on rails was 
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1842 John J. Greenough patented the sewing machine. 
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tracey-Harding 50 SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J. N.J. woman Charged After Letting Teens Drink In Home A New Jersey mom was charged with child endangerment and suspended from her job as a first-grade teacher after an underage drinking party at her home last weekend ended with a drunken teenager being hospitalized. The 15-year-old boy's mother became concerned when she couldn't contact him Friday night, so she called the South Brunswick home where the party was being held, according to police. She spoke with 50-year-old Tracey Harding, who told the woman her son was sleeping, police said. The teen's mother grew more concerned and drove to Harding's home, calling police as she traveled. Responding officers found the 15-year-old semiresponsive and heavily intoxicated and determined several other teens there had also been drinking beer, vodka and other alcoholic beverages. The boy's blood-alcohol level was so high it could have been life threatening had his mother not gone to the home, authorities said. He was treated and released after several hours at the hospital. Authorities said Harding was aware of the teen's dire condition, but no one from the home sought medical assistance. Harding was arrested Saturday night but is free on $2,500 bail. A telephone message left for her Tuesday was not immediately returned. Harding was suspended from her teaching job at an elementary school in nearby Edison Township after school officials learned of her arrest. 4______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Fred Re: Pictures saved in wrong format Dear Webby, Quick question--- When ever I right click and save as--- to a gif- it comes up as save as a bitmap-- Whats up with that??? Im using hot mail. Fred Dear Fred That is a sign that you don't have enough free and unused memory available for Windows to do it properly, so, in order not to completely lose the file, it saves it as a BMP. Running CrapClener or rebooting usually restores enough free memory so that it will again save pictures properly. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Recycled Photophore Solid gel air fresheners usually have a quite nice floral or geometrical pattern under the plastic film you have to pull off. Once it has dried out, instead of throwing it away, open it (you just have to slide anything flat around the top cover), take off the dry gel, and put a LED votive candle inside. Et voilą! A nice little photophore that can even safely go outside. By Catherine [7] ______________________________________________________
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Today in 
1804 The first self-propelled locomotive on rails was 
 demonstrated in Wales. 
1842 John J. Greenough patented the sewing machine. 
1848 The Communist Manifesto was published by Karl Marx and 
 Friedrich Engels. 
1858 The first electric burglar alarm was installed in Boston, MA. 
1878 The first telephone directories issued in the U.S. were distributed to 
 residents in New Haven, CT. It was a single page of only fifty names. 
1916 During World War I, the Battle of Verdun began in France. 
 The battle ended on December 18, 1916 with a French victory 
 over Germany. 
1932 William N. Goodwin patented the camera exposure meter. 
1947 Edwin Land demonstrated the Polaroid Land Camera to the 
 Optical Society of America in New York City. It was the first camera 
 to take, develop and print a picture on photo paper all in about 
 60 seconds. The photos were black and white. The camera went on sale 
 the following year. 
1965 Malcolm X was assassinated in New York City at the age of 39 
 by assassins identified as Black Muslims. 
1973 Israeli fighter planes shot down a Libyan Airlines jet over 
 the Sinai Desert. More than 100 people were killed. 
1975 Former U.S. Attorney General John N. Mitchell and former 
 White House aides H.R. Haldeman and John D. Ehrlichman were 
 sentenced to 2 1/2 to 8 years in prison for their roles in 
 the Watergate cover-up. 
1988 In Baton Rouge, LA, TV evangelist Jimmy Swaggart confessed 
 to his congregation that he was guilty of an unspecified sin. 
 He announced that he was leaving the pulpit temporarily. 
 Swaggart had been linked to an admitted prostitute. 
1989 U.S. President George H.W. Bush called Ayatollah Khomeini's 
 death warrant against "Satanic Verses" author Salman Rushdie 
 "deeply offensive to the norms of civilized behavior." 
1995 Chicago stockbroker Steve Fossett became the first person to 
 fly solo across the Pacific Ocean in a balloon. He landed in 
 Leader, Saskatchewan, Canada. 
2000 David Letterman returned to his Late Night show about five 
 weeks after having an emergency quintuple heart bypass operation. 
2003 David Hasselhoff and his wife Pamela were injured in a 
 motorcycle accident. The accident was caused by a strong gust 
 of wind. Hasselhoff fractured his lower back and broke several 
 ribs. His wife fractured her left ankle and right wrist. 
2015  smiled.


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