Good Morning, ,
Today is Friday, February 27
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!


Have FUN!
DearWebby


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Today's Bonehead Award goes to an 
Indecency Charge Filed Against Oregon 
Library Cam Girl
Details at Boneheads

Today, in 
1922 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the 19th Amendment that 
 guaranteed women the right to vote. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
--- Voltaire (1694 - 1778) 

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables 
you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
--- Russell Green
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> From Daniel
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. 
We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. 
But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, 
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 
'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, 
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, 
slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say: 
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome. 

Both are fatal!

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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. When he
finally gets home, he starts tiptoeing up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs,
he falls over backwards. An empty pint bottle in his back pocket broke,
and carved up his buttocks.

A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he
checked himself out in the mirror and noticed the injury. He repaired the
damage as well as  he could under the circumstances and went to bed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he
was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when
his wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered !"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning
and found a bunch of Band-Aids stuck to the mirror."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
and a Darwin Award goes to 


Kendra Sunderland, 
19,
Corvallis,
Oregon


Indecency Charge Filed Against 
Library Cam Girl
Prosecutors have filed a public indecency charge against the 
former Oregon State University student who last month filmed 
an X-rated webcam show inside the school’s main library, 
according to court records.

Kendra Sunderland, 19, was named last week in a misdemeanor 
criminal information filed in Circuit Court in Benton County.

The February 17 charging document alleges that Sunderland, 
a Corvallis resident, “did and with the intent of arousing 
the sexual desire of defendant or another person, expose 
her genitals” while inside the university’s Valley Library.

Investigators allege that Sunderland’s lewd performance 
occurred on the evening of January 27 while she was seated 
at a desk on the library’s sixth floor.

During her 31-minute webcam performance, Sunderland is seen 
exposing her breasts and vagina, masturbating, and licking 
herself. While doing this, she took typed directions from 
someone watching the action live online. Sunderland 
apparently used the library’s wi-fi connection to broadcast 
the webcam performance via her laptop.

While Sunderland has attended Oregon State, she is not 
currently registered for classes.

Sunderland is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on the 
indecency charge, which carries a maximum one-year prison 
term and a $6250 fine. After the teenager enters a plea, 
a judge will set a status conference date, according to 
a court clerk.

Sunderland has embraced the notoriety stemming from her 
illicit library antics. While continuing her webcam 
business, she has posed for Playboy, signed a deal to 
front for a sugar daddy web site, and done radio and 
TV interviews.

Her Twitter account--which now has more than 74,000 
followers--features a steady stream of racy photos 
and career updates (most of which include the hashtag 
“#LibraryGirl”). In a message yesterday, Sunderland 
reported, “Holy shit! I'm the 56th most popular 
pornstar on @Pornhub.” 

The arrest related publicity definitely propelled her 
career towards stardom.
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From: Punk
Re: Highlight disappears?
	
Dear Webby,
Hope you are enjoying the time with your Dad.  
Glad both of you are able to visit and enjoy 
each other.

I am curious about the following.... 
http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/download

In reading their disclaimer they take no responsibility 
for anything.

I did not purchase my PC off the shelf, I had it built with 
limited programs and have downloaded only McAfee and Mailwasher, 
MalwareBytes per your encouragement and recommendations.

Do I need or should I download pcdecrapifier and if so is it 
truly safe?

Be safe heading back 

Peace
Frank

Dear Frank
Yes, it is quite safe.
However, if you don't have crap on your machine, 
then you don't  need it.

The disclaimer is just for those, who use it to delete 
Windows or something, that they might still need.

Have FUN!
DearWebby
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Preventing Rust Rings
To keep the unsightly 'rust rings' off your bath tub, 
put some clear nail polish on the bottom of your 
shaving cream container.
By CDC from FL
 
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During a phone conversation, my niece mentioned that she was taking a
psychology course at university.
"Oh, great," I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family."

"No, no," she replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next
semester."

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> From Max
The other night I was waiting for a date getting ready to 
go out. She sat there and put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, 
eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick 
and all kinds of stuff I don't even know the names of, 
then turned to me and said, "Does this look natural?"

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Today in 
1700 The Pacific Island of New Britain was discovered. 
1827 New Orleans held its first Mardi Gras celebration. 
1861 In Warsaw, Russian troops fired on a crowd protesting 
 Russian rule over Poland. Five protesting marchers were 
 killed in the incident. 
1867 Dr. William G. Bonwill invented the dental mallet. 
1883 Oscar Hammerstein patented the first cigar-rolling 
 machine. 
1896 The "Charlotte Observer" published a picture of an X-ray 
 photograph made by Dr. H.L. Smith. The photograph showed a 
 perfect picture of all the bones of a hand and a bullet 
 that Smith had placed between the third and fourth fingers 
 in the palm. 
1900 In South Africa, the British received an unconditional 
 surrender from Boer Gen. Piet Cronje at Paardeberg. 
1922 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the 19th Amendment that 
 guaranteed women the right to vote. 
1933 The Reichstag, Germany's parliament building in Berlin, 
 was set afire. The Nazis accused Communist for the fire. 
1949 Chaim Weizmann became the first Israeli president. 
1951 The 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified, 
 limiting U.S. Presidents to two terms. 
1973 The American Indian Movement occupied Wouned Knee in 
 South Dakota. 
1981 Chrysler Corporation was granted an additional $400 million 
 in federal loan guarantees. Chrysler had posted a loss of 
 $1.7 billion in 1980. 
1982 Wayne B. Williams was convicted of murdering two of the 
 28 black children and young adults whose bodies were found in 
 Atlanta, GA, over a two-year period. 
1990 The Exxon Corporation and Exxon Shipping were indicted 
 on five criminal counts in reference to the 1989 Exxon Valdez 
 oil spill. 
1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush announced live on television 
 that "Kuwait is liberated." 
1997 In Ireland, divorce became legal. 
1998 Britain's House of Lords agreed to give a monarch's 
 first-born daughter the same claim to the throne as any 
 first-born son. This was the end to 1,000 years of male 
 preference. 
2002 In Boston, twenty people working at Logan International Airport 
were charged with lying to get their jobs or security badges. 
2015  smiled.