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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. --- Baltasar Gracian ______________________________________________________ The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "He's probably a basketball coach." ______________________________________________________ There was an old country preacher who had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession. Like many young men, then and now, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do- and he didn't seem overly concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. What he did was, he went into the entrance and placed on the hat table these three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey. "Now then," the old preacher said to himself, "I'll just hide behind the door here, and when my son comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which of these three objects he picks up. If he picks up the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be o.k. too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard - a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a shame that would be." The old man was anxious as he waited, and soon he heard his son's footsteps as he came in the house whistling. He deposited his books on the hat table, as a matter of routine, and as he turned around to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With a curious set in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. What he finally did was, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink. "Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a politician!" ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big picture Rainbow over Carlingford Lough
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Joseph James Pagel, 33, Bullhead City, Arizona Teacher Smoked Pot With Students, Sent Nude Photos A high school teacher in Bullhead City, Arizona smoked marijuana with students, and sent nude photos and sexually explicit texts to one of them, police allege. Joseph James Pagel, 33, a math teacher at Mohave High School, was arrested Friday by Bullhead City Police after an investigation that began earlier this month. A female student had come forward with explicitly sexual texts allegedly sent by Pagel, according to ABC15.com. The text messages include a request to perform oral sex. Pagel also allegedly sent two nude photos via text. Police said Pagel also received a partially nude photo of the student, according to the Havasu News. Detectives interviewed several students and said there was evidence the suspect had gotten high with students in his home. On multiple occasions Pagel allegedly gave students pills that were believed to be Percocet while on school grounds, AZCentral reports. Pagel is facing charges of attempted sexual conduct with a minor, furnishing harmful items to minors, electronic furnishing of harmful items to minors, luring a minor and transfer of marijuana, according to Fox 5 Las Vegas. Pagel is currently on administrative duty pending resolution of the charges. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: James Re: Address not working Dear Webby, I just received a phone call from a client. My email address on my web site does not forward to my ....@shaw.ca address. It doesnít work. Please fix ASAP. James Dear James 99% of the time the cause of that is a lame excuse of somebody, who was too lazy to write, and 1% of the time they accidentally put a space in front or behind the address. It DOES work. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position. Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cut Thread at an Angle For Easier Threading Cut your sewing thread at an angle to thread it through the hole easier. By lnygaard [94] Pulling the part of the thread to be cut alongside a candle or bar of soap prior to cutting also helps. DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Two Cajun commercial fishermen, Boudreaux & Thibodeaux, went out in the Gulf fishing. They were gone a couple of months. On their return, they noticed a Taco Bell had been built while they were away. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "Sacri Bleu! Look it dat! You run over a fone pole an it takes 9 mons ta get Southern Bell ta put in a new pole an fix da fone. We go fish a bit, an dem Mexicans done come over here an build a whole telifone company!" _____________________________________________________ Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives. ____________________________________________________
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Today in 
44 BC Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated by 
high ranking Roman Senators. 
1341 During the Hundred Years War, an alliance was signed 
 between Roman Emperor Louis IV and France's Philip VI. 
1493 Christopher Columbus returned to Spain after his first 
 New World voyage. 
1781 During the American Revolution, the Battle of Guilford 
 Courthouse took place in North Carolina. British General 
 Cornwallis' 1,900 soldiers defeated an American force of 4,400. 
1892 New York State unveiled the new automatic ballot voting 
1892 Jesse W. Reno patented the Reno Inclined Elevator. It 
 was the first escalator. 
1903 The British conquest of Nigeria was completed. 500,000 
 square miles were now controlled by the U.K. 
1904 Three hundred Russians were killed as the Japanese shelled 
 Port Arthur in Korea. 
1916 U.S. President Woodrow Wilson sent 12,000 troops, under 
 General Pershing, over the border of Mexico to pursue bandit 
 Pancho Villa. The mission failed. 
1934 Henry Ford restored the $5 a day wage. 
1935 Joseph Goebbels, German Minister of Propaganda banned 
 four Berlin newspapers. 
1938 Oil was discovered in Saudi Arabia. 
1939 German forces occupied Bohemia and Moravia, and part 
 of Czechoslovakia. 
1944 Cassino, Italy, was destroyed by Allied bombing. 
1949 Clothes rationing in Great Britain ended nearly four years 
 after the end of World War II. 
1951 General de Lattre demanded that Paris send him more troops 
 for the fight in Vietnam. 
1951 The Persian parliament voted to nationalize the oil industry. 
1955 The U.S. Air Force unveiled a self-guided missile. 
1990 The Ford Explorer was introduced to the public. 
1990 The Soviet parliament ruled that Lithuania's declaration of 
 independence was invalid and that Soviet law was still in force 
 in the Baltic republic. 
1991 Four Los Angeles police officers were indicted in the beating 
 of Rodney King on March 3, 1991. (California) 
1996 The aviation firm Fokker NV collapsed. 
2002 Libyan Abdel Baset Ali Mohmed Al-Megrahi began his life sentence 
 in a Scottish jail for his role in the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 
 on December 21, 1988. 
2002 In the U.S., Burger King began selling a veggie burger. The 
 event was billed as the first veggie burger to be sold nationally 
 by a fast food chain. 
2002 In Texas, Andrea Yates received a life sentence for drowning 
 her five children on June 20, 2001. 
2002 U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell told the Associated Press 
 that the U.S. would stand by a 24-year pledge not to use nuclear 
 arms against states that don't have them. 
2004 Clive Woodall's novel "One for Sorrow: Two for Joy" was 
 published. Two days later Woodall sold the film rights to 
 Walt Disney Co. for $1 million. 
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