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Today is Wednesday, May 6

Re yesterday's bird:
Looks like a Blue Jay to me!  ~  Janice

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a 
Maryland woman under the influence crashed 
her school bus on Whiskey Bottom Road
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Today in
1527 German troops began sacking Rome, bringing about the 
 end of the Renaissance.
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. --- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) ______________________________________________________ Two husbands, Bill and Doug, were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were argument sometimes. Then Bill said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word." "Wow!" said Doug, "How do you manage that?" "It's easy," replied Bill. "My last words are always 'Yes, Dear.'" ______________________________________________________ Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me. He used really bad language. He even threatened me!" "How did you meet this fellow?" her husband asked, very concerned. "Well," she says, "we met by accident. I hit his wheelchair with the car." ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big picture
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Stacy Jean McKinney 33 Laurel, Md.
Woman Under The Influence Crashed Her School Bus On Whiskey Bottom Road Howard County police say a school bus driver is accused of driving while impaired after running off the road Tuesday afternoon with 44 students aboard. The bus was traveling down Whiskey Bottom Road at Northgate when police say it left the roadway and hit a mailbox and a water runoff drain. No one was seriously hurt. The bus was carrying 44 students from Forest Ridge Elementary School when the accident happened. Police were called to the scene and the driver, 33-year-old Stacy Jean McKinney of Laurel, Md. was arrested. She faces multiple charges including driving while impaired, drug possession, and negligent driving.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Walter Re: Open Office to Live Mail Dear Webby, I have another Open Office question for my preeminent guru. How do I establish an association in Live Mail to send an Open Office file as an email? Be well, live long, and prosper, Walter Dear Walter You have to set Live Mail as the default mail program instead of what you normally use. Save your file, then ALT F DD (or mouse to File, Send) In there you have the options to Send as Email Email as Open Document Text Email as Microsoft Word doc Email as PDF If it is a form that requires precise formatting, send it as PDF. PDF is like a fax or a print job, and it will look precisely the same, no matter what kind of machine or operating system or program the recipient uses. If it's just a regular email and formatting is not important, then use the default: Send as Email. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A young mother finds out she is pregnant again, and she tells the good news to anyone who will listen. One day when the woman and the boy are out shopping, a friend of the mother asks the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. "Oh, yes!" the little tyke says. And having overheard some of his parents' private conversations, he adds, "And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call it Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Reuse Cake Mix Bag For Decorating Use the cake mix bag as a frosting bag.When I make cupcakes from a cake mix, I always save the bag. I rinse the bag out, dry it, clip a corner and insert a decorating tip inside. It makes a perfect disposable frosting bag and these bags are super strong. By NoRulesArt ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass said, "A penny for your thoughts." The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well, I was thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss." So she did so. But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, "What are ye thinkin' now?" To which the lad grumbled, "Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!" _____________________________________________________ What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. Sounds like there might be a population explosion in California next winter. ____________________________________________________
A beautiful floating flower garden that must smell heavenly.

Today in 
1527 German troops began sacking Rome, bringing about the 
 end of the Renaissance. 
1529 Babur defeated the Afghan Chiefs in the Battle of Ghagra, India. 
1682 King Louis XIV moved his court to Versailles, France. 
1851 The mechanical refrigerator was patented by Dr. John Gorrie. 
1851 Linus Yale patented the clock-type lock. 
1877 Chief Crazy Horse surrendered to U.S. troops in Nebraska. 
1882 The U.S. Congress passed the Chinese Exclusion Act. The act 
 barred Chinese immigrants from the U.S. for 10 years. 
1889 The Universal Exposition opened in Paris, France, marking the 
 dedication of the Eiffel Tower. Also at the exposition was the 
 first automobile in Paris, the Mercedes-Benz. 
1910 Kind Edward VII of England died. He was succeeded by his 
 second son, George V. 
1937 The German airship Hindenburg crashed and burned in 
 Lakehurst, NJ. Thirty-six people (of the 97 on board) were killed. 
1941 Joseph Stalin assumed the Soviet premiership. 
1942 During World War II, the Japanese seized control of the 
 Philippines. About 15,000 Americans and Filipinos on Corregidor 
 surrendered to the Japanese. 
1945 Axis Sally made her final propaganda broadcast to Allied 
1959 The Pablo Picasso painting of a Dutch girl was sold for 
 $154,000 in London. It was the highest price paid (at the time) 
 for a painting by a living artist. 
1960 Britain's Princess Margaret married Anthony Armstrong 
 Jones. They were divorced in 1978. 
1962 The first nuclear warhead was fired from the Polaris 
1981 A jury of international architects and sculptors unanimously 
 selected Maya Ying Lin's entry for the design of the Vietnam 
 Veterans Memorial. 
1994 The Chunnel officially opened. The tunnel under the English 
 Channel links England and France. 
1994 Former Arkansas state worker Paula Jones filed suit against 
 U.S. President Clinton. The case alleged that he had sexually 
 harassed her in 1991. 
1997 Army Staff Sgt. Delmar G. Simpson was sentenced to 25 years 
 in prison for raping six trainees at Aberdeen Proving Ground 
 in Maryland. 
1997 Four health-care companies agreed to a settlement of $600 
 million to hemophiliacs who had contracted AIDS from tainted 
 blood between 1978-1985. 
1999 A parole board in New York voted to release Amy Fisher. 
 She had been in jail for 7 years for shooting her lover's 
 wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, in the face. 
2001 Chandra Levy's parents reported her missing to police 
 in Washington, DC. Levy's body was found on May 22, 2002 
 in Rock Creek Park. 
2002 "Spider-Man" became the first movie to make more than 
 $100 million in its first weekend.
2015  smiled.

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