How to get rid of KNCTR, itybity 



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Today's Bonehead Award goes to 
Ohio man, who evaded police, 
until he went looking for missing hat
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Today in
1977 An opinion piece by Vietnam verteran Jan Scruggs 
 appeared in "The Washington Post." The article called 
 for a national memorial to "remind an ungrateful nation 
 of what it has done to its sons" that had served in 
 the Vietnam War. 
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Otha Montgomery, 18, EASTLAKE, Ohio
Ohio Man Evades Police, Until He Goes Looking For Missing Hat EASTLAKE, Ohio (AP) — An 18-year-old had successfully eluded officers in northeast Ohio, but a search for his missing hat led him back into the hands of police. Northeast Ohio Media Group reports officers in Eastlake tried to stop Otha Montgomery for running a red light Tuesday morning. Authorities say Montgomery sped up when an officer pursued him, then pulled into a driveway and ran away on foot. Police say Montgomery was stopped later and told officers he was walking to a friend's house. They didn't arrest him. Montgomery later returned to the scene where the pursuit ended to retrieve his lost hat. After giving officers there a detailed description of the missing hat, police found it in a flowerbed and arrested him. Court records don't list an attorney for Montgomery.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Claudia Re: Is KNCTR safe? Dear Webby, I had this weird screen telling me that Chrome insisted, that I update Windows Media Player. I hit OK, and immediately Malwarebytes flashed an alarm, but gave me the option to make a one time exception. Dumb ass mee, I clicked on one time exception. Nothing much happened, and after a while the Windows Media Player update bombed out. I thought that was the end of it. Next time I rebooted, there was this screen from KNCTR, claiming to be some phone deal with free calls in North America, etc. What's the story with that? Claudia Dear Claudia That KNCTR is bad news. It is a trojan, that wants you to click ACCEPT and give them permission to not only mine all of your data, but to share it with anybody they want. Since you are not involved with terrorism outside of your bedroom, and not interested in child porno, you got nothing to worry about. However, if you resent that they can sell your incredible collection of love letters, then it's time to get hopping mad. First open the TaskManager with CTRL SHIFT ESCAPE Look for anything with KNCTR in it, or with itibity End those. Then run MalwareBytes and let it search the entire machine, including remote drives and connected cards in card readers and cameras. It will get rid of the crap. It would not hurt to let Windows search for itybity and dump any files with that in the name, just to make sure nothing calls it in again some day. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Abe's son arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face. "Dad, you'll be so proud of me," he said, "I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!" "Oy Vey!" said Abe, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved $20.00!" ______________________________________________________ Two die-hard golfers saw some kids fishing at the lake. One said to the other, "Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Rid Your Bag of Popcorn Seeds After you're done popping your popcorn in the microwave, and before you open the bag, put it over the garbage can and shake the bag really hard. Make sure the opening of the bag is down. All your unpopped seeds will go into the garbage, no more seeds. By coville123 [326] ______________________________________________________
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Today in 
585 BC The first recorded prediction of a solar eclipse 
 was made in Greece. 
1085 Alfonso VI took Toledo, Spain from the Moslems. 
1810 Argentina declared independence from Napoleonic Spain. 
1844 The gasoline engine was patented by Stuart Perry. 
1911 President of Mexico, Porfolio Diaz, resigned his office. 
1925 John Scopes was indicted for teaching the Darwinian 
 theory in school. 
1927 Ford Motor Company announced that the Model A would 
 replace the Model T. 
1946 Jordan gained independence from Britain. 
1953 In Nevada, the first atomic cannon was fired. 
1961 America was asked by U.S. President Kennedy to work 
 toward putting a man on the moon before the end of the 
 decade. 
1968 The Gateway Arch, part of the Jefferson National 
 Expansion Memorial in St. Louis, MO, was dedicated. 
1970 Boeing Computer Services was founded. 
1977 "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" opened and 
 became the largest grossing film to date. 
1977 An opinion piece by Vietnam verteran Jan Scruggs 
 appeared in "The Washington Post." The article called 
 for a national memorial to "remind an ungrateful nation 
 of what it has done to its sons" that had served in 
 the Vietnam War. 
1979 An American Airlines DC-10 crashed during takeoff at 
 Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. 275 people killed. 
1981 Daredevil Daniel Goodwin scaled Chicago's Sears Tower, 
 while wearing a "Spiderman" costume, in 7 1/2 hours. 
1983 "The Return of the Jedi" opened nationwide. It set a 
 new record in opening day box office sales. The gross was 
 $6,219,629. 
1985 Bangladesh was hit with a hurricane and tidal wave that 
 killed more than 11,000 people. 
1986 Approximately 7 million Americans participated in 
 "Hands Across America." 
1989 The Calgary Flames won their first NHL Stanley Cup by 
 defeating the Montreal Canadiens. 
1996 In Nimes, France, Christina Sanchez became the first 
 woman to achieve the rank of matadore in Europe. 
1997 In Sierra Leone a military coup overthrew the popularly 
 elected President Ahmad Tejan Kabbah. He was replaced with 
 Major Johnny Paul Koromah. 
1997 U.S. Senator Strom Thurmond became the longest-serving 
 senator in U.S. history (41 years and 10 months). 
1997 Poland adopted a constitution that removed all traces 
 of communism. 
2000 The Walt Disney Co. and Time Warner Inc. signed a 
 long-term deal that ended a dispute over the airing policies 
 of Time Warner. Time Warner had blacked out Disney programs 
 for a 39 hour period the previous month due to the lack of 
 an agreement. 
2001 Erik Weihenmayer, 32, of Golder, CO, became the first 
 blind climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest. 
2001 Sherman Bull, 64, of New Canaan, CT, became the oldest 
 climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest. 
2006 In Houston, former Enron Corp. chiefs Kenneth Lay and 
 Jeffrey Skillinng were convicted of conspiracy and fraud 
 for the downfall of Enron. 
2008 NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander landed in the arctic 
 plains of Mars. 
2009 North Korea announced that it had conducted a second 
 successful nuclear test in the province of North Hamgyong. 
 The United Nations Security Council condemned the 
 reported test.
2015  smiled.


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